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11-18-2017 , 06:00 AM

#1351

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,065

Congrats on the sex Sammy.

Now go back and focus on saving the world.

11-18-2017 , 06:01 AM

#1352

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,065

Why does McAfee keep telling me that 2+2 is trying to give my computer Aids?

11-18-2017 , 06:21 AM

#1353

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Who farted?

11-18-2017 , 06:25 AM

#1354

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,065

They're called fanny farts.

11-18-2017 , 06:37 AM

#1355

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

morning beers

11-18-2017 , 09:41 AM

#1356

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Sammy bought a German washing machine

11-18-2017 , 10:09 AM

#1357

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

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Slaves are bad Sammy

11-18-2017 , 10:39 AM

#1358

H0RUS

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 6,196

Daily reminder to stay fed, bros.

11-18-2017 , 10:51 AM

#1359

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

Slaves are bad Sammy

England - Australia, rugby, in 10 mins.

Beer

11-18-2017 , 10:52 AM

#1360

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,065

I'm Spanish now.

11-18-2017 , 10:58 AM

#1361

H0RUS

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 6,196

Its been 3 days without a gif from fiddy and my brain has turned to mush

11-18-2017 , 12:27 PM

#1362

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,294

It's a good thing Gal Gadot has another movie coming out. She's so hot and extremely gif worthy.

11-18-2017 , 12:50 PM

#1363

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,917

NZ lost to Fiji in the Rugby League World Cup. LOL

11-18-2017 , 01:02 PM

#1364

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,065

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colin_Piddle

NZ lost to Fiji in the Rugby League World Cup. LOL

lol. That's the equivalent to losing to Demark in the soccer World Cup

11-18-2017 , 01:25 PM

#1365

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

lol. That's the equivalent to losing to Demark in the soccer World Cup

Bookies have odds 301 on Australia to win the WC, odds on Denmark is 67. Sammy's math tells him that Denmark 4,49 times better than Australia. Sammy's math is flawless.

Beers

11-18-2017 , 01:32 PM

#1366

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,065

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Bookies have odds 301 on Australia to win the WC, odds on Denmark is 67. Sammy's math tells him that Denmark 4,49 times better than Australia. Sammy's math is flawless.

Beers

Odds are set based on money placed on each team, not actual odds of winning.

Denmark would be 5,000 to 1 if bookies placed actual odds on Denmark's odds, but they are enjoying the fact Denmarkians will place money on Denmark at any odds.

Facts.

11-18-2017 , 01:37 PM

#1367

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

SAMMY'S MATH IS FLAWLESS

FACT

11-18-2017 , 01:50 PM

#1368

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,065

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

SAMMY'S MATH IS FLAWLESS

FACT

Did your gf almost drown after making love to you?

11-18-2017 , 01:53 PM

#1369

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

Did your gf almost drown after making love to you?

11-18-2017 , 01:59 PM

#1370

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

What is this?

Percentage of women disappointed with their man's performance in bed by country?

11-18-2017 , 02:02 PM

#1371

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

It's way too complex for you to understand, Sammy can't be bothered explaining it to you.

11-18-2017 , 02:05 PM

#1372

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

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I think I nailed it.

I see Australia is 13.0%

I didn't know that Australia had 13% Denmarkians as immigrants.

11-18-2017 , 02:10 PM

#1373

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Less than 16 hours till Mugabe steps down.

11-18-2017 , 02:13 PM

#1374

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,065

It's cold in Spain now. wtf is up with that?

11-18-2017 , 02:18 PM

#1375

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

It's cold in Spain now. wtf is up with that?

You're in Europe now, deal with it!

Spain 2016

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