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11-11-2017 , 09:27 AM
Hello Frank. Sammy has an average sized penis. Frank can not touch Sammy's penis. This makes Frank sad. Sammy's drinking the beers with his neighbour. Milos is going to Croatia for christmas/new years. Water is wet. Sammy does not drink water. Sammy has bought a gift for Camilla. Sammy will put christmas lights up in the garden soon. Neighbours wife has invited Camilla and Sammy over for dinner next week. Neighbour and Sammy will be drunk. Frank will be sad he can't come. æøå
11-11-2017 , 09:29 AM
Beers
11-11-2017 , 10:10 AM
Daily reminder to stay fed, bros.
11-11-2017 , 10:53 AM
beers
11-11-2017 , 11:14 AM
11-11-2017 , 11:24 AM
Sammy will be in Aachen soon. How far is it from Aachen to Morph?
11-11-2017 , 11:57 AM
about 3.5
11-11-2017 , 11:58 AM
Why is Sammy in Germany?
11-11-2017 , 12:00 PM
To celebrate armistice day?
11-11-2017 , 12:03 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay
Why is Sammy in Germany?
Sammy already told you that he's going to RWTH, please pay attention punk.

https://www.rwth-aachen.de/
11-11-2017 , 12:19 PM
Yeah but is it like a seminar with wind power researchers, or are you in some EU project with those guys?
11-11-2017 , 01:22 PM
He is just being sent away cos of his aftershave
11-11-2017 , 01:30 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Morphismus
Yeah but is it like a seminar with wind power researchers, or are you in some EU project with those guys?
It's some kind of seminar with other engineers and upcoming engineers. Boss said Sammy could learn something new. Sammy said he already knows everything. Boss laughed at Sammy. Aachen is an hour away from Köln, is Morph close to Köln?
11-11-2017 , 01:45 PM
So generous of us to teach the oblivious Danes
11-11-2017 , 02:00 PM
Sammy should try to be in Aachen during Carnival. Lot's of drinking!
11-11-2017 , 02:05 PM
0. I'm Aachen to slam that gif-t if you know what I mean guys!
1. Happy Caturday; zombie Sammy will be pleased
2. Mr. tbh teases and disappears
3. Mr. Whiskeyneat still nowhere to be seen
4. Mr. Morph always with the funnies LOLphismus if you will
5. Today is a day that I drive to the cities as my sister has her 34th birthday tomorrow
6. No Sammy can't have her because #RIPsammy
7. Mr. FWWM I'll marry her to you though
8. Just kidding I don't support arranged marriages
9. Unless it comes with a sick bankroll
11-11-2017 , 02:14 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Morphismus
Sammy should try to be in Aachen during Carnival. Lot's of drinking!
Danes don’t pee in German rivers. Germans pee in Danish rivers.
11-11-2017 , 02:16 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Morphismus
Sammy should try to be in Aachen during Carnival. Lot's of drinking!
11-11-2017 , 02:27 PM
^ thought you would like it!

11-11-2017 , 02:45 PM
Morph bringing his A meme-game tonight. 60 hours till Sammy's hot gf will be back. Denmark will win tonight. Germany will be watching in fear. Germany knows they can't win the WC if Denmark's in it. Sammy is drunk. Flowers.

Beers
11-11-2017 , 03:18 PM
youre cute
11-11-2017 , 03:26 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by FWWM
youre cute
If Denmark doesn't win tonight Sammy will make love to you. It's a win/win for you.


Chairs
11-11-2017 , 03:27 PM
Nah I'm married to AF
11-11-2017 , 03:33 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by FWWM
Nah I'm married to AF
SAMMY WILL MAKE LOVE TO YOU, AND YOU WILL LIKE IT...PUNK
11-11-2017 , 03:34 PM
You dont even lick. How am I supposed to like that?

      
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