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11-11-2017 , 09:27 AM

#876

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Hello Frank. Sammy has an average sized penis. Frank can not touch Sammy's penis. This makes Frank sad. Sammy's drinking the beers with his neighbour. Milos is going to Croatia for christmas/new years. Water is wet. Sammy does not drink water. Sammy has bought a gift for Camilla. Sammy will put christmas lights up in the garden soon. Neighbours wife has invited Camilla and Sammy over for dinner next week. Neighbour and Sammy will be drunk. Frank will be sad he can't come. æøå

11-11-2017 , 09:29 AM

#877

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Beers

11-11-2017 , 10:10 AM

#878

H0RUS

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 6,196

Daily reminder to stay fed, bros.

11-11-2017 , 10:53 AM

#879

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

beers

11-11-2017 , 11:14 AM

#880

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

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11-11-2017 , 11:24 AM

#881

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

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Sammy will be in Aachen soon. How far is it from Aachen to Morph?

11-11-2017 , 11:57 AM

#882

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,720

about 3.5

11-11-2017 , 11:58 AM

#883

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,139

Why is Sammy in Germany?

11-11-2017 , 12:00 PM

#884

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,139

To celebrate armistice day?

11-11-2017 , 12:03 PM

#885

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay

Why is Sammy in Germany?

Sammy already told you that he's going to RWTH, please pay attention punk.

https://www.rwth-aachen.de/

11-11-2017 , 12:19 PM

#886

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,720

Yeah but is it like a seminar with wind power researchers, or are you in some EU project with those guys?

11-11-2017 , 01:22 PM

#887

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,927

He is just being sent away cos of his aftershave

11-11-2017 , 01:30 PM

#888

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

Yeah but is it like a seminar with wind power researchers, or are you in some EU project with those guys?

It's some kind of seminar with other engineers and upcoming engineers. Boss said Sammy could learn something new. Sammy said he already knows everything. Boss laughed at Sammy. Aachen is an hour away from Köln, is Morph close to Köln?

11-11-2017 , 01:45 PM

#889

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,927

So generous of us to teach the oblivious Danes

11-11-2017 , 02:00 PM

#890

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,720

Sammy should try to be in Aachen during Carnival. Lot's of drinking!

11-11-2017 , 02:05 PM

#891

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

0. I'm Aachen to slam that gif-t if you know what I mean guys!
1. Happy Caturday; zombie Sammy will be pleased
2. Mr. tbh teases and disappears
3. Mr. Whiskeyneat still nowhere to be seen
4. Mr. Morph always with the funnies LOLphismus if you will
5. Today is a day that I drive to the cities as my sister has her 34th birthday tomorrow
6. No Sammy can't have her because #RIPsammy
7. Mr. FWWM I'll marry her to you though
8. Just kidding I don't support arranged marriages
9. Unless it comes with a sick bankroll

11-11-2017 , 02:14 PM

#892

RacerExTex

Honorary Mod

Join Date: Apr 2016 Posts: 795

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

Sammy should try to be in Aachen during Carnival. Lot's of drinking!

Danes don’t pee in German rivers. Germans pee in Danish rivers.

11-11-2017 , 02:16 PM

#893

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

Sammy should try to be in Aachen during Carnival. Lot's of drinking!

11-11-2017 , 02:27 PM

#894

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,720

^ thought you would like it!

11-11-2017 , 02:45 PM

#895

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Morph bringing his A meme-game tonight. 60 hours till Sammy's hot gf will be back. Denmark will win tonight. Germany will be watching in fear. Germany knows they can't win the WC if Denmark's in it. Sammy is drunk. Flowers.

Beers

11-11-2017 , 03:18 PM

#896

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,927

youre cute

11-11-2017 , 03:26 PM

#897

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Quote:

Originally Posted by FWWM

youre cute

If Denmark doesn't win tonight Sammy will make love to you. It's a win/win for you.

Chairs

11-11-2017 , 03:27 PM

#898

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,927

Nah I'm married to AF

11-11-2017 , 03:33 PM

#899

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Quote:

Originally Posted by FWWM

Nah I'm married to AF

SAMMY WILL MAKE LOVE TO YOU, AND YOU WILL LIKE IT...PUNK

11-11-2017 , 03:34 PM

#900

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,927

You dont even lick. How am I supposed to like that?

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