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11-07-2017 , 03:21 PM

#501

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Mr. Suitedjustice should kill his boss. (or destroy the microwave, depending on your mood at the time)

11-07-2017 , 03:33 PM

#502

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,917

The pain of work begins now 200000000000000000 days til my retirement

11-07-2017 , 03:46 PM

#503

suitedjustice

Bastard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,597

I just told them they need to find a new place to set up their crock pot soup kitchen. I would've worked at a restaurant if I wanted to smell food cooking for hours on end.

11-07-2017 , 03:55 PM

#504

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,721

11-07-2017 , 03:57 PM

#505

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,721

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colin_Piddle

The pain of work begins now 200000000000000000 days til my retirement

On the upside, you will see the history of the universe unfold!

11-07-2017 , 03:59 PM

#506

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Calm down old-timer

11-07-2017 , 04:27 PM

#507

vrael111

veteran

Join Date: Dec 2013 Posts: 2,964

No one wants to play any friendly bbv games so i'm gonna fire up some good old Warcraft 3. Fu

11-07-2017 , 04:43 PM

#508

Sheep86

***Russian Spies, WC Soccer Qualifiers, AF Lists, it's all happening in November LC/NC NSFW***

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 6,965

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Old guy complained a lot today. Old wife still has her arm in a cast and is having trouble cooking dinner for old guy (old guy doesn't cook). Yesterday she invited guests over for dinner and she couldn't peel the potatoes herself. Old guy had to do it for her, and he hasn't done that since before they got married some 35-40 years ago, hahaha. Old guy was pissed and took his anger out on Sammy. He beat Sammy 11-0, 11-0, 11-2 and laughed at Sammy. Old punk

Beer

When you let your emotions (especially anger) get the best of you, it has a negative effect on your performance in table tennis matches. That means that Sammy usually scores one point or even no points at all in three sets against the old guy.

11-07-2017 , 05:03 PM

#509

H0RUS

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 6,196

Quote:

Originally Posted by vrael111

No one wants to play any friendly bbv games so i'm gonna fire up some good old Warcraft 3. Fu

My donation is set to arrive in a little over a week. Ill male the delivery once it arrives.

11-07-2017 , 05:14 PM

#510

vrael111

veteran

Join Date: Dec 2013 Posts: 2,964

F the tax man

11-07-2017 , 05:40 PM

#511

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,069

Sammy got a paddling.

11-07-2017 , 05:41 PM

#512

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Shut up Fiddle

Beear

11-07-2017 , 05:41 PM

#513

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,069

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

0. I cannot see the gif-t due to forum errors lol still love the bitches
1. Tuesday will die, Gypsie get the chainsaw plz
2. Mr. tbh search party initiated
3. Mr. Whiskeyneat missed epic homegame sesh
4. ****ing stupid NLO and NLO8 flopping nuts then getting ****ed
5. Can't tell you how many times that's happened
6. I love variance
7. Mr. FWWM homegame it up sir, no you can keep trump

AF needs to hit refresh. It was a good'en.

11-07-2017 , 05:50 PM

#514

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Did you get the Visa thing sorted out, Fiddle?

11-07-2017 , 05:55 PM

#515

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

11-07-2017 , 05:56 PM

#516

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,069

Submitted.

Now waiting.

Can take up to a month.

Unfortunately I'm becoming full Aussie again.

11-07-2017 , 06:08 PM

#517

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

Submitted.

Now waiting.

Can take up to a month.

Unfortunately I'm becoming full Aussie again.

Cool, that means you won't be in Europe anytime soon. Sammy likes Fiddle better when he's on Aussie time, that way we're almost never online at the same time.

Fosters

11-07-2017 , 06:16 PM

#518

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,721

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Cool, that means you won't be in Europe anytime soon. Sammy likes Fiddle better when he's on Aussie time, that way we're almost never online at the same time.

Fosters

Fid could just ban you for 8 hours or so every time he goes to bed.

11-07-2017 , 06:18 PM

#519

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

Fid could just ban you for 8 hours or so every time he goes to bed.

Everyone knows BBV-mods aren't real mods. You guys couldn't even ban a cow in the ass with a banjo.

11-07-2017 , 06:28 PM

#520

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,917

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

On the upside, you will see the history of the universe unfold!

I Figure in 50 years time it will just be me and Sammy posting on here. Everyone else would have died of heart disease through lack of exercise.

11-07-2017 , 06:38 PM

#521

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Lol Colin, Sammy won't be posting here when he's 68, he's not like Morph..

11-07-2017 , 06:40 PM

#522

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,917

Sorry I forgot about Sheep and his cycling. He will be here too

11-07-2017 , 06:42 PM

#523

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,917

You were Mutant Turtling 3-4 years ago and you claimed you were 18 then.

11-07-2017 , 06:43 PM

#524

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,139

I feel like the Waffle has a lot of experience with banning cows in the ass with a banjo

11-07-2017 , 06:44 PM

#525

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,139

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colin_Piddle

You were Mutant Turtling 3-4 years ago and you claimed you were 18 then.

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