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11-07-2017 , 04:48 AM

#476

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

piddlenator, shaved was a perfect word there, what would you know you half-machine piece of piss

11-07-2017 , 07:37 AM

#477

H0RUS

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 6,196

Daily reminder to stay fed, bros.

11-07-2017 , 07:52 AM

#478

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,679

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

Is Sammy supporting the Danish girl in Ms OOT?

No, she's dumb. All models are dumb. Sammy doesn't like dumb girls.

11-07-2017 , 07:53 AM

#479

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,363

Fun fact: the average intelligence of models is within 5% of the overall mean female intelligence

11-07-2017 , 07:58 AM

#480

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,679

Are you saying females are mean?

Beer

11-07-2017 , 07:59 AM

#481

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,363

no comment

11-07-2017 , 08:37 AM

#482

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,748

he meant to say they are smarter than thou

11-07-2017 , 10:01 AM

#483

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

beer

11-07-2017 , 10:11 AM

#484

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,363

right now!

11-07-2017 , 10:18 AM

#485

suitedjustice

Advantage: Slots

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,367

Quote:

Originally Posted by FWWM

he meant to say they are smarter than thou

Didst thou get manies on ACR?

11-07-2017 , 11:05 AM

#486

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,748

Notst yet, wanted to look for some bonus code, but they appear to accept CC, so it should be doable. Getting money on it is usually not the issue and very fast at every site, withdrawal is another story

11-07-2017 , 01:29 PM

#487

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,679

Old guy complained a lot today. Old wife still has her arm in a cast and is having trouble cooking dinner for old guy (old guy doesn't cook). Yesterday she invited guests over for dinner and she couldn't peel the potatoes herself. Old guy had to do it for her, and he hasn't done that since before they got married some 35-40 years ago, hahaha. Old guy was pissed and took his anger out on Sammy. He beat Sammy 11-0, 11-0, 11-2 and laughed at Sammy. Old punk

Beer

11-07-2017 , 01:53 PM

#488

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,748

So he'll let you make 3.50 points when he's more generous. That's pretty bad. I bet that out of my company team 8/10 min would beat the old guy. Not me I 'm still struggling with that half old japanese who might be the second worst player (after me). Granted, I was only there twice so far, TT with Chinese guys /girls can be frustrating

11-07-2017 , 01:59 PM

#489

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,679

Calm down German, right now!

11-07-2017 , 02:15 PM

#490

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

old guy sticks his penis into sammy every tuesday

11-07-2017 , 02:28 PM

#491

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,679

**** you Frank

11-07-2017 , 02:50 PM

#492

H0RUS

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 6,196

Puff puff pass

11-07-2017 , 02:54 PM

#493

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,679

Horus sharing his spliff. Horus is a nice guy.

Beers

11-07-2017 , 02:55 PM

#494

H0RUS

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 6,196

Cheers

11-07-2017 , 02:55 PM

#495

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colin_Piddle

Folding be pissed when he wakes up and i am in lead.
Folding that bluff shove on the flop today with 72 clubs no draw no overs was priceless son

fyp.

Especially when villain wakes up with ****ing 75!

I enjoyed that one for sure.

11-07-2017 , 02:57 PM

#496

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

Beers many beers, way more than sammuelsen

11-07-2017 , 02:58 PM

#497

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

0. I cannot see the gif-t due to forum errors lol still love the bitches
1. Tuesday will die, Gypsie get the chainsaw plz
2. Mr. tbh search party initiated
3. Mr. Whiskeyneat missed epic homegame sesh
4. ****ing stupid NLO and NLO8 flopping nuts then getting ****ed
5. Can't tell you how many times that's happened
6. I love variance
7. Mr. FWWM homegame it up sir, no you can keep trump

11-07-2017 , 03:03 PM

#498

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,844

Quote:

Originally Posted by FWWM

Im thinking this. Sammy just admit you suck

11-07-2017 , 03:18 PM

#499

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,679

Calm down Colin, Sammy is the best player that never wins. Old Guy was on the national team when he was young, he even beat Jan Ove Waldner a few times.

Sammy would crush any 2+2'r in TT, PLO, Beer drinking, sex performance and pretty much everything else.

Beers

11-07-2017 , 03:18 PM

#500

suitedjustice

Advantage: Slots

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,367

Holy ****. It's bad enough when the bosses bring in eggs and soup to microwave a few feet from my office. That **** disperses eventually. ****ers brought in a ****ing crockpot. ****ing thing is cooking for ****ing hours, all afternoon.

179 days.

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