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07-23-2021 , 10:18 AM

#651

Sheep86

***Return of the F. Euro Denmarkians, Tour de Mod & Olympics. July LC/NC NSFW***

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 6,965

Slavic languages are difficult, but the more languages you know, the nicer and softer they become. Sheep understands a lot of words from that poast even though his mouse doesn't speak Croatian at all.

Anyway, those ewes look nice. And soft.

07-23-2021 , 12:46 PM

#652

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Quote:

Originally Posted by jalexand42

Wow, Sammy, you seem angry. Are you angry?

Sammy will drink your piss so fast you won't even know what happened, punk!

07-23-2021 , 12:48 PM

#653

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Quote:

Originally Posted by FranFran

I cant believe that this happened but there is one person with italian passport we respect;

His ex wife and presennt gf together on his game.. euro 2021 finala vs england. He has kids with both of them. Very nice and soft.

So when he got rich and famous, he upgraded to a girlfriend with a better ass and nicer hair? standard

07-23-2021 , 03:38 PM

#654

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

standard

07-23-2021 , 03:42 PM

#655

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,117

Lol Germans

07-23-2021 , 03:54 PM

#656

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,117

Quote:

Originally Posted by FranFran

I will now go to golden gate and piss in your waters. Punk.

Wash your mouth! You DO NOT want to get into a pissing contest with me. I’ll **** up your whole ecosystem, bro.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

I swam in the hot springs of Rotorua!

Quote:

Originally Posted by King Fish

I peed in the cold springs of Rotorua! Now they are significantly warmer.

07-23-2021 , 03:58 PM

#657

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

i can swim over to you and piss all the way there, punk

07-23-2021 , 04:27 PM

#658

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,117

One drop from me and it’s all over for Croatia. **** your tourism industry. Your country would become as useless as Denmark.

07-23-2021 , 04:38 PM

#659

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,117

Fidstar in the news again.

07-23-2021 , 05:26 PM

#660

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

07-23-2021 , 05:56 PM

#661

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

I will now play daily supersonic and ship it

07-23-2021 , 05:57 PM

#662

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

Quote:

Originally Posted by King Fish

Your country would become as useless as Denmark.

Impossible

07-23-2021 , 07:32 PM

#663

jalexand42

Hypothetical Ubermonkey

Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 5,391

Quote:

Originally Posted by FranFran

You nice and soft jalexander. Once you get married you will prolly cook and clean around the house. Nerd.

Crap. What do I do if this has already come true???

07-23-2021 , 07:33 PM

#664

jalexand42

Hypothetical Ubermonkey

Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 5,391

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Sammy will drink your piss so fast you won't even know what happened, punk!

Are you feeling okay? This fixation on urination seems unhealthy....

07-23-2021 , 07:39 PM

#665

robert_utk

Not From the UK

Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 4,838

rip jalexand42 T level

07-23-2021 , 11:31 PM

#666

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,117

Quote:

Originally Posted by FranFran

I will now play daily supersonic and ship it

Coward. I thought you were swimming to Pennsylvania in a jet stream of piss to play me HU PLO? I knew you’d back down.

Spoiler:

Last edited by King Fish; 07-23-2021 at 11:32 PM. Reason: Post 666, bitches.

07-24-2021 , 04:09 AM

#667

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,927

Calm down. Also why would anyone go to Pennsylvania when they can be in Croatia?

07-24-2021 , 04:34 AM

#668

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,139

Belgium won a Sammy medal!

07-24-2021 , 04:58 AM

#669

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,917

Ecuador!

Great race.

07-24-2021 , 10:47 AM

#670

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,927

I watched 10 minutes field hockey or w/e that was. 3/10 RIP Olympics

07-24-2021 , 11:32 AM

#671

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

Why would you watch olympics?

Olympics are good to go there and party with hookers

07-24-2021 , 01:31 PM

#672

jalexand42

Hypothetical Ubermonkey

Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 5,391

Quote:

Originally Posted by FranFran

Why would you watch olympics?

Olympics are good to go there and party with hookers

How's your mom enjoying Tokyo?

(man, the low hanging fruit from this guy...)

07-24-2021 , 01:43 PM

#673

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

she died yesterday again.

Behave yourself.

07-24-2021 , 04:40 PM

#674

RacerExTex

Honorary Mod

Join Date: Apr 2016 Posts: 796

Quote:

Originally Posted by King Fish

Coward. I thought you were swimming to Pennsylvania in a jet stream of piss to play me HU PLO? I knew you’d back down.

Spoiler:

Spoiler:

07-24-2021 , 04:53 PM

#675

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,927

Obama

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