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10-08-2010 , 11:30 AM
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Originally Posted by rynjacobs
I would love to hear what the ROI and ITM% is for some of these idiots. How about:

Kooma, especially jdawg91, Donkanomics, Guy A Lepage, Aruj Reis
heres my 18-mtt results so far on the yr; also up ~10k in cash but we're talking mtts imo

hozer ftp
1,880 $6 $7 48% $10,688 N/A N/A Global Alias Year2010 E>=18 Spd=ATj
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hozer
8,487 $1 $5 24% $6,664 N/A N/A Global Alias Year2010 E>=18 Spd=AT
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10-08-2010 , 11:30 AM
I'm break even now because that's how bad i started off. Higher stakes, huge fields = negative ev for new online players. I know i am a better player now than I was, and have been consistent enough to prove it over 1000 games. Take a look at opr and you'll see it pretty much comes down to bankroll management. I'm still working on that.

If you are pretty much 15% in the money every month with almost half being at the final table, do you the way you play is the problem or bankroll management???
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10-08-2010 , 11:32 AM
lol i was thinking op shipped sunday million or something but iwas was just some deep runs in 1$ mtts for 200$ and stuff, lol not even anything to brag about
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10-08-2010 , 11:37 AM
Congrats JDawg. I play much bigger fields than you do. What is your ITM% in the last 120 days for an average field size of 2299. Mine is 13%. Have you been profitable each month 46-180. I have been in an avg field size of 118. Cheeellange!!!!!!

I have a 19% roi in 18-45, 44% ROI in 46-180, and 46% ROI in 181+. I know its average stake of $7.45, but I can't help it if you have a bigger bankroll for now. This is all over a sample size of 842 games.
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10-08-2010 , 11:38 AM
Nice.
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10-08-2010 , 11:39 AM
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Congrats JDawg. I play much bigger fields than you do. What is your ITM% in the last 120 days for an average field size of 2299. Mine is 13%. Have you been profitable each month 46-180. I have been in avg field size 118. Cheeellange!!!!!!

I have a 19% roi in 18-45, 44% ROI in 46-180, and 46% ROI in 181+. I know its average stake of $7.45, but I can't help it if you have a bigger bankroll for now.
i wasnt bragging, you simply stated you wanted to see some stats.

but if you want to make it about whose doing better, then my ABI of $6 with heaps more profit than u seems better

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10-08-2010 , 11:44 AM
OP, you are delusional of your skill.
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10-08-2010 , 11:47 AM
just some advice op: forget about showing up the BBV posters. It is a well known fact that the majority of them are the fools and trolls of 2p2.

I realize they must have hurt your feelings by flaming your previous story, but coming back to rub your success in their faces with anything less than a WSOP ME victory would be pointless. Many ppl come here to blow off steam, get a good laugh and possibly flame a bit; but don't let it get to you to the point where you remember it months later. Congrats on your wins and keep it up.
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10-08-2010 , 11:48 AM
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Just because I have poor bankroll management does not mean that you are a better player than me.
Erm, that's exactly what that means. Decisions made away from the table are just as relevant to one's bottom line as decisions made at the table. You can be a brilliant card player but if you're consistently broke because of poor bankroll management, tilt issues, or bad game selection, then you're really not very good overall. Saying you're a good player "except for bad bankroll management" is like saying you're a good player "except for all the times when I get my money in bad".
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10-08-2010 , 11:49 AM
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just some advice op: forget about showing up the BBV posters. It is a well known fact that the majority of them are the fools and trolls of 2p2.

I realize they must have hurt your feelings by flaming your previous story, but coming back to rub your success in their faces with anything less than a WSOP ME victory would be pointless. Many ppl come here to blow off steam, get a good laugh and possibly flame a bit; but don't let it get to you to the point where you remember it months later. Congrats on your wins and keep it up.
success? op mincashed sunday million what frikking success?
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10-08-2010 , 11:49 AM



OP^^^
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10-08-2010 , 11:49 AM
is this really a brag post where op mentions gettin 12th in a $2 mtt?
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10-08-2010 , 11:57 AM
Not a brag of my skill, as much as it is defending the donk insults.

Kamikam, this is going to be funny. I just opr'd you and found something interesting. Dating back to December 08' you have 23 wins in mtts for over 100 dollars at an average buyin of $16. Dating back to September 09' (which is when I first ever played online poker) I have 23 wins in mtts for over 100 dollars at an average buyin of $6.38, so are you a fish?
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10-08-2010 , 11:58 AM
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I also got 13th in a $5.50 rebuy out of 2889 people for $231. Thing is, i went out on QQ to 88 allin pre to dmonch since he caught a set. He basically sat then with the enormous chip lead to chop first for $5500. If my 80 20 held up, that would have been me.
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You still dont understand poker

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Not whining, I just want them to realize how petty they were being, and me shipping that tournament is just karma in my opinion.
And you dont undestand this forum, as in BBV. Go to poker goals and challenges or something if you want serious answers


Oh and

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10-08-2010 , 12:01 PM
I just thought that was funny because it started with 6414 people then I fell asleep with 32 left and woke up to find i finished 12th, but thanks for caring.

As for the other tourney, where my QQ didn't hold up...you can ask DMONCH if you really care to prove me wrong. I guarantee he remembers it because after he knocked me out, he had such a enormous chip lead, then 20 minutes later it was over and he was $5500 richer. Someone raised in EP, he reraised them, then I shoved over the top. He calls with 8s and you know the rest.

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10-08-2010 , 12:02 PM
Don't pick on op,seems like he's mentally reta***d.
Seriously tho,that graph is a nightmare.Not even close to break even.
Not good to joke about handicap people.
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10-08-2010 , 12:05 PM
BBV is for sarcastic people who DGAF about your wins there just going to make fun of you

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10-08-2010 , 12:14 PM
u got some more flames here, so you will probably ship the sunday million within 2 months, congrats.

and stay grateful for all the flames you have recieved and will receive in the future OP!
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10-08-2010 , 12:15 PM
Dr. Livingstone... I used my FPP to beat a 36man to satellite into my FIRST EVER sunday mill for free, then cashed number 800 out of 7600 for a no risk profit of $382. This was a nice mini-accomplishment. My ABI is $7 normally. I only put that because it is the only tourney I have EVER played online for more than $55. I'm sure some people haven't cashed after a dozen opportunities. Again, nothing crazy, but worth mentioning.
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10-08-2010 , 12:15 PM
Lol fish ona heater for sure
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10-08-2010 , 12:17 PM
stop making things up nobody mocks anyone on 2p2

op is a narcissist all about him. WHAT ABOUT US.
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10-08-2010 , 12:23 PM
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Because after he stacked me, I sat there and watched him literally fold to a win. He had over 2.5 million chips or something and like 7 people were under 10bb. The closest to him was like 800,000. He seriously raised like 5 hands with no confrontation and folded the rest. He didn't need to play and it was down to 3 in 20 minutes. Those other 2 took out everyone else basically and had a little under his chip stack then they chopped immediately
switching between mentioning chip counts without blinds, to stacks in terms of big blinds in the same thought is a sign you don't know what you're talking about. this heater you've ridden over... 4 tournaments? (and it's not even a heater, you busted all of them and chopped the one with 2 other guys) has given you a big ego boost, but you should know it means nothing.

all your poker 'accomplishments' mean nothing. no one will remember your posts, or your scores. they're proof of nothing. for a fun experiment, look up the stats of the winners of that $2.75 tourney you almost went deep in (lolol). poker doesn't 'reward' anyone for hard work or dedication or knowledge.

i'm real sure you figured out poker completely since you started posting, and that you're not making connections between things that happened by chance and your own self-worth.
Spoiler:
stop it
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10-08-2010 , 12:29 PM
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Congrats JDawg. I play much bigger fields than you do. What is your ITM% in the last 120 days for an average field size of 2299. Mine is 13%.

lol the fact that you think its all about making it itm shows that you got no clue about mtts. and also its not tougher to make it itm in a 3000 players tourney than in a 500 players tourney. you got to make it to the top 10-15% of the field, thats all.

btw i can show you hundreds of losingplayers with more than 13% itm...

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10-08-2010 , 12:32 PM
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lol the fact that you think its all about making it itm shows that you got no clue about mtts. and also its not tougher to make it itm in a 3000 players tourney than in a 500 players tourney. you got to make it to the top 10-15% of the field, thats all.
sir he is clearly better than me because he is down 5k and im up 17k
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10-08-2010 , 12:34 PM
I love this ****... Thing about me is I work hard on becoming a better player. I still stay on here, reply, and take this crap from you douchebags to just motivate me. At the end of the day I really don't care what you say and find it quite humorous. Hey, it worked before.

I'm sure that some of you have been playing several years and not shipped a tourney of over 2000 people, so keep trying and mocking the people that do. I started playing online in Sep.09'. In 2010 ive been at 120 final tables, 48 of them being in the past 4 months. Good luck to you haters and all your endeavors, and in the end, I guess we'll see who is right.
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