this **** is so horrible i dont know what too do anymore people are so ****ing bad here are two hands that i was in today in a tourny , i wish this was live so i can punch them right in their faces
Hand #1
Full Tilt Poker $3 + $0.30 Knockout No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t25/t50 Blinds - 9 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter By DeucesCracked Poker Videos

MP1: t2970 59.40 BBs
Hero (MP2): t6585 131.70 BBs
CO: t2825 56.50 BBs
BTN: t5685 113.70 BBs
SB: t2950 59 BBs
BB: t3315 66.30 BBs
UTG: t3020 60.40 BBs
UTG+1: t2655 53.10 BBs
UTG+2: t2520 50.40 BBs

Pre Flop: (t75) Hero is MP2 with J 9
UTG calls t50, 2 folds, MP1 raises to t150, Hero calls t150, CO calls t150, 1 fold, SB calls t125, 1 fold, UTG calls t100

Flop: (t800) 4 Q 6 (5 players)
SB checks, UTG checks, MP1 checks, Hero bets t850, CO folds, SB folds, UTG calls t850, MP1 folds

Turn: (t2500) 5 (2 players)
UTG checks, Hero bets t5585 all in, UTG calls t2020 all in

River: (t6540) 5 (2 players - 2 are all in)



Hand #2
Full Tilt Poker $3 + $0.30 Knockout No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t40/t80 Blinds - 9 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter By DeucesCracked Poker Videos

UTG+1: t4080 51 BBs
Hero (UTG+2): t3075 38.44 BBs
MP1: t7835 97.94 BBs
MP2: t1590 19.88 BBs
CO: t4570 57.12 BBs
BTN: t2790 34.88 BBs
SB: t6925 86.56 BBs
BB: t5190 64.88 BBs
UTG: t5160 64.50 BBs

Pre Flop: (t120) Hero is UTG+2 with K A
UTG calls t80, 1 fold, Hero raises to t160, 2 folds, CO raises to t320, 4 folds, Hero calls t160

Flop: (t840) K 6 9 (2 players)
Hero checks, CO bets t400, Hero raises to t850, CO calls t450

Turn: (t2540) 5 (2 players)
Hero bets t1905 all in, CO calls t1905

River: (t6350) T (2 players - 1 is all in)

ok

you played them both terribly. you are an idiot

no wonder you play $3 tournaments

FYP

Has to be a level, no one is this terrible.

ok tell me how did i play them terrible ?

Yep, it's a level.

Well your first mistake was logging in

Why are you even in the first hand???Have a feeling???Dont wanna read the second hand!!!

man fold 1st hand pre flop

you min reraised flop with tptk but flush draw poss, you shoved a J high flush on a checked turn, your bet sizing is terrible, minraising AK (in a $3 mtt), you shoved the turn again with tptk

i have 100 bb's so im deep here arent i ? its not about a feeling its about trying too hit big if not i fold for cheap. i hit the flop big and bet pot wich i think was a good bet with that many people in the hand

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lol OP playing terrible

gg more for us

You played both of these well, sometimes you are just going to get really unlucky. Put more money in your account and move up in stakes to where they respect your raises and report back.

Semi serious reply for a change of pace.


1st hand is not that bad given the type of tournament and how deep the stacks are at that point. You ran into a calling station who never bet or raised his AK with the nut flush draw the entire hand and he got there.

Big deal, it happens, you got it in reasonably good and got a relatively minor bad beat.



2nd hand is kind of smelly with your weird min raise then call of the 3 bet then really amusing check raise play on such a draw heavy board on the flop in a $3 tournament.


Could you fancy play this to death any more? Would take effort, but maybe if you put a fake pause and used time bank before check raising to pretend you were weak would get that accomplished.


Your emotional reaction is childish and shows that at this point you do not have what it takes to be serious with this activity, so stick to the freerolls and $3 tournaments and if you play for fun or as a hobby you can certainly throw as many hissy fits as you like as part of that routine if it makes you feel better.

the second hand when i got 3 bet should i have shoved it ? or fold , i dont think he was going anywhere too be honest the next hand he called off some ones stack with 5-2 o

i know my response was childish but i need to vent sometimes it helps

im just sick of them giving me the run around on tryin to cashout. puting money on is no prob. getting money off and theyre gay ***** doosh mthr ****** fagts. *** u howard lederer ur sister is a slut!!!!!

It's a $3 tournament so when you whine about how can players be so bad you look painfully naive and silly because in $3 tournaments most players are bad.

3 bet for more the second hand and shove if someone re-raises you (it's a $3 tournament). Open shove the flop and watch any pair of kings or draw call you.


It's a $3 tournament so all of this "advanced fancy play" nonsense you work hard on doing to "outplay" opponents is for the part counterproductive because you are requiring your opponents to be playing with a different mindset than they actually possess.

Your lack of emotional control is a big flaw if you ever want to be serious with the game, but as I said before, if you are playing casually then that does not really matter as becoming really good and winning serious money is not on the agenda anyway.

You likely are better than many of the droolers in the games you are playing, but you are not actually playing against the droolers properly. Combine that with your whining and the entire package is a player who is not as good as he thinks, even at the $3 games.

On the bright side, you do actually have issues that are more easy to fix if you ever bothered to try to do something about it. First step would be to whine less.

Good luck.

Tell us how you really feel.

why is this idiot still not banned?!?

+1

WP op WP