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Old 02-01-2009, 11:15 AM   #26
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Old 02-01-2009, 11:22 AM   #27
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Tough, OP. Shove turn in hand 2.
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Old 02-01-2009, 12:06 PM   #28
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switch to UB poker,they dont do that to you
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Old 02-02-2009, 02:26 AM   #29
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Re: Rant: This Should Sicken You

I figured out how you can always avoid the bad beats and never lose to lucky cards again. It just costs 37 bones and your sense of self-worth.

http://cgi.ebay.com/PokerStars-Crack...3A2%7C294%3A50
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Old 02-02-2009, 02:29 AM   #30
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Re: Rant: This Should Sicken You

http://twodimes.net/h/?z=5991037
pokenum -h ad jh - qd td -- 8d kh ac
Holdem Hi: 990 enumerated boards containing Ac 8d Kh
cards win %win lose %lose tie %tie EV
Ad Jh 836 84.44 154 15.56 0 0.00 0.844
Qd Td 154 15.56 836 84.44 0 0.00 0.156



second hand you got it in with the worst. stop cryin
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Old 02-04-2009, 04:43 PM   #31
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second hand you got it in with the worst. stop cryin
So my hand which is supposed to win 85% of the time is the worst? I'm assuming fractions and percentages confused the **** out of you in 5th grade.
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Old 02-04-2009, 04:54 PM   #32
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Old 02-04-2009, 05:13 PM   #33
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I figured out how you can always avoid the bad beats and never lose to lucky cards again. It just costs 37 bones and your sense of self-worth.

http://cgi.ebay.com/PokerStars-Crack...3A2%7C294%3A50
So awesome.
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Old 02-04-2009, 05:14 PM   #34
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So my hand which is supposed to win 85% of the time is the worst? I'm assuming fractions and percentages confused the **** out of you in 5th grade.
[ ] Those numbers were for the second hand
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Old 02-04-2009, 05:17 PM   #35
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This is sickening, I've seen a lot of bad beats in my career but these are something else
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Old 02-04-2009, 05:20 PM   #36
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Re: Rant: This Should Sicken You

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I figured out how you can always avoid the bad beats and never lose to lucky cards again. It just costs 37 bones and your sense of self-worth.

http://cgi.ebay.com/PokerStars-Crack...3A2%7C294%3A50
"I bought your e-book 3 days ago and I'll tell you what... I was -a bit skeptical about your
"patterns" theory.. but so far it SEEMS TO WORK PRETTY GOOD. What actually works
EVEN BETTER is that I use your "patterns" theory to MIX UP my plays - something I've always
had a hard time to do on a correct frequency.. I've never had many problems beating the 2/4 and
5/10 tables where I usually play.. except maybe during what I call the "dark season" of holdem.
(October, November and December), when most weak amateurs avoid playing in order to save
money for the Xmas Holidays (well that's my theory).

But whenever I try the 10/20 and 15/30 it seems like I become a "rock", and that makes me way
too easy to read for all the sharks playing there. Now, using your patterns system, I can now limp in
once in a while from early position with crap like Q7s if I feel I'm in a pattern cycle.. and what's so
great about it is that even when it doesn't work, if my hand goes to a showdown, well my opponents
get to see that and they scratch the back of their heads and now they're wondering what kind of
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strong hand. Maybe it's still a bit early to say it, but I really feel like the $100 I paid you for your e-
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Old 02-04-2009, 05:21 PM   #37
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Re: Rant: This Should Sicken You

this is worse than the thread where the guy posted his aces getting cracked by.....aces!!!!!!!!!!



im not gonna able to eat for a week my stomach is churning
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Old 02-04-2009, 05:32 PM   #38
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Old 02-04-2009, 05:34 PM   #39
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Old 02-04-2009, 05:36 PM   #40
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I wish the OP woulda been flaming us, that coulda been entertaining.
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Old 02-04-2009, 05:37 PM   #41
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Old 02-04-2009, 05:42 PM   #42
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good thing those play money mtts start up every 10 seconds
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Old 02-04-2009, 06:00 PM   #43
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HACHYACHYACHYACHYACHACHAY GOD DAMNIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 02-04-2009, 09:37 PM   #44
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Old 02-04-2009, 11:12 PM   #45
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who goes broke with one pair? eh fishy? :P
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Old 02-04-2009, 11:23 PM   #46
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Old 02-04-2009, 11:34 PM   #47
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Old 02-05-2009, 12:14 AM   #48
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a 9s not a good hand multi ways
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Old 02-05-2009, 02:18 AM   #49
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Move up to where they respect your ridiculeeeee IMO
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Old 02-05-2009, 05:44 AM   #50
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are you so angry that you cant breathe?
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