Q_Q

Tough, OP. Shove turn in hand 2.

switch to UB poker,they dont do that to you

I figured out how you can always avoid the bad beats and never lose to lucky cards again. It just costs 37 bones and your sense of self-worth.

http://cgi.ebay.com/PokerStars-Crack...3A2%7C294%3A50

http://twodimes.net/h/?z=5991037
pokenum -h ad jh - qd td -- 8d kh ac
Holdem Hi: 990 enumerated boards containing Ac 8d Kh
cards win %win lose %lose tie %tie EV
Ad Jh 836 84.44 154 15.56 0 0.00 0.844
Qd Td 154 15.56 836 84.44 0 0.00 0.156



second hand you got it in with the worst. stop cryin

So my hand which is supposed to win 85% of the time is the worst? I'm assuming fractions and percentages confused the **** out of you in 5th grade.

el oh el

So awesome.

[ ] Those numbers were for the second hand

This is sickening, I've seen a lot of bad beats in my career but these are something else

"I bought your e-book 3 days ago and I'll tell you what... I was -a bit skeptical about your
"patterns" theory.. but so far it SEEMS TO WORK PRETTY GOOD. What actually works
EVEN BETTER is that I use your "patterns" theory to MIX UP my plays - something I've always
had a hard time to do on a correct frequency.. I've never had many problems beating the 2/4 and
5/10 tables where I usually play.. except maybe during what I call the "dark season" of holdem.
(October, November and December), when most weak amateurs avoid playing in order to save
money for the Xmas Holidays (well that's my theory).

But whenever I try the 10/20 and 15/30 it seems like I become a "rock", and that makes me way
too easy to read for all the sharks playing there. Now, using your patterns system, I can now limp in
once in a while from early position with crap like Q7s if I feel I'm in a pattern cycle.. and what's so
great about it is that even when it doesn't work, if my hand goes to a showdown, well my opponents
get to see that and they scratch the back of their heads and now they're wondering what kind of
player I really am - one thing sure they can't think of me as a "rock" anymore and the inevitable result
is that I ALWAYS KEEP THEM GUESSING so they PAY me more often when I really have a
strong hand. Maybe it's still a bit early to say it, but I really feel like the $100 I paid you for your e-
book is probably my best holdem investment since I bought the book "Zen and the art of Poker" (I
used to have a very huge tendency to go on tilt). Thanks a lot!!"

- Chris Muhktar, Los Altos Hills CA.

this is worse than the thread where the guy posted his aces getting cracked by.....aces!!!!!!!!!!



im not gonna able to eat for a week my stomach is churning

[ ] rant

I wish the OP woulda been flaming us, that coulda been entertaining.

fold preflop

good thing those play money mtts start up every 10 seconds

HACHYACHYACHYACHYACHACHAY GOD DAMNIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

omfg omf gomfg fomgofmgfomgf

who goes broke with one pair? eh fishy? :P

LMFAO

rygged

a 9s not a good hand multi ways

Move up to where they respect your ridiculeeeee IMO

are you so angry that you cant breathe?