online poker laws: 15-30% of winnings go to the govern pigs.

now I'm barely breakeven. Im winning like $100 + $500 in fpps and this is mostly due to first deposit bonus otherwise I would be -$500 + fpps. $1316 under EV in about 650k hands. A **** lot of bb's under ev in tourneys/sng/spngo.

And now that I'm coming back after lots of months of clearing my mind from the fact I hate pokerstars and I get **** on every session, I come back to win money for college and lamborghini and they make ****ing rules and shut down online poker.

I have $500 left for 1 year. how the **** am I paying for drinking, smoking, gas for 1 year with $500. and when I go to college I will be asking my mother for money, I feel I'm 12 again



http://i.imgur.com/kQm1E9K.webm sfw cant embed this ****

I was gonna say I hate you but those are solid savers, I feel ur pain

Lol, you poor people make Sammy laugh.

can't you just make a Skrill card(master card) and use your pokerstars money from there without the government knowing about it?

wut? anyone with IP or address from portugal cant play at stars now. we are blocked. if they unblock pokerstars will be the ones taking their % at cashouts or something.

only way to play is get like an ID copy from someone from other country and play with his name using proxy from that country. Even tho I have the powers to do that Im too much of a pussy

i feel ur pain, **** off with legislations and ****, wtf if people want to play poker online let them ****ing play poker online why does the ****ing goverment feel like they deserve everything, just **** off

where the hell is fortugal?

Do not come to the UK is my advice.

I come back to win money for college and lamborghini

How about get of your lazy ass and get a job?, like 10s of thousands of students do?.
Lazy bum you deserve to be hungry with a mentality like that.
And I don't like to be rude, but if you made that little money playing poker it is obvious you SUCK AT POKER!!!!! ALSO.
Just saying.

I like Portugal So your lazy ass lived off the state his whole life and now you're crying bcos you have to pay some taxes? Poor you. How is the state going to pay for your college exactly without taxes? 15-30 %, terrible. My effective tax rate is more like 50%.

Why do the taxes matter if you're a losing player?

winning with rakeback doesnt make me a losing player, otherwise all hyper turbo highstakes are losing players. And I made way more money on other sites, especially iPoker where I cashedout $800 and $500 with no rakeback deal. Then I had the bright idea of going to stars.

@fwwm lol I dont live off state, state takes 23% from everything I buy and used to give my mother (not me) like €30 a month for having me which she surely paid back in taxes. Say I spend €2k year thats like €480.

@petjax you do understand that some people dont run like u right princess $1300 under ev more like $500 in tourneys u realize I could be winning like $2k? not to mention coolers that I got more than badbeats. the fact I'm still breakeven proves I'm a good player. And without college best you can find here is probably like €500/month for someone with no job experience working full day. **** that

And where did you get that money from?
Also LOL @ $EV in tourneys

my parents except last 2 years were poker and some video/image stuff I do. If u really think most people are getting more of state than giving them ur delusional dude.

and EV means expected value, since I lost ton of $7's hu hypers to bs and was 400bb under ev in the small sample I have (like 30% of total HUSNG's) yea if u add tourneys and spingos should be about $500.

meming bait, this is all meming bait

All I still see is a lazy bum, that can't make money playing poker, and blaming it all on others and bad luck, well my friend you will not succeed in live with a mentality like that, but end up in a 500 euro job.

If you're playing $7 HUSnG's and losing, why not change the game up?

Oh and thank you for all you do for the poker community, without losing players, there would be no winning players, I'm sure everyone here at 2+2 and the greater community at large feels exceptional gratitude for your contributions.

Yeah but you're not Greece. So you have that going for you, which is nice.

When I was young I worked in a factory with a crew from Portugal. They worked their asses off and picked up all the overtime they could get, pulling in around $60K a year USD, which was good but not awesome money in the US in the 80's.

They saved up and didn't spend a damn thing. The plan was after 10 years they'd go back to Portugal and buy a nice house on the beach and live like kings. I wasn't around long enough to see if they pulled it off.

stop trolling this is serious fred.

and im winning at poker so stop saying im losing player. i am kinda bad but I can beat like 50nl not 100nl tho. I have like 1m hands played and read some books watched a lot of vids. if I wasnt so ****ing emotional I could be very good.

and yes Im lazy, and no I dont want to work 8 hour a day doing something I hate but I would do it for a few months if I could find it for curriculum and ****.

I am also very smart. I finish all regular school without ever studying with average of 3.6/5. Particularly good at maths and englando. so if u ever need a translater eng-pt im ur guy. I can also do tourism things, like if u want to visit fortugal (or want hookers)

None of us WANT to spend 8hrs/day doing something we hate, that's why I drink, others get high and Canadians club seals... We (or some of us I should say) do it b/c were ADULTS

As for you wanting us to take you seriously, you lost me (and I'm guessing most of the rest of us when you said you came back to poker for money for college (an admirable goal no doubt) and Lamborghini (just too much lol right there)

Ah, and this part about being "too ****ing emotional" yeah, people like that don't do well in this game, they can't handle swings, tilt and make bad decisions.

Go to college, find a job doing 8hrs/day of something you do enjoy (or at least tolerate), play poker for fun and live a happy life with your hookers

Nice that's nice.