BAH, I hate donkaments. I whiff a couple c-bets, then this:
Full Tilt Poker Game #4070187005: $750,000 Guarantee (30642548), Table 290 - 40/80 - No Limit Hold'em - 19:13:13 ET - 2007/11/04
Seat 1: Draigan1 (4,845)
Seat 2: theniceswede (5,695)
Seat 3: fishme751 (1,100)
Seat 4: wazzuflush (1,625)
Seat 5: checkRAISEwin (6,055)
Seat 6: JBlaze20 (6,685)
Seat 7: Crotch_85 (2,980)
Seat 8: HrdMnyLender (1,705)
Seat 9: SABR42 (2,290)
Draigan1 posts the small blind of 40
theniceswede posts the big blind of 80
The button is in seat #9
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to SABR42 [Tc 9c]
fishme751 folds
wazzuflush folds
checkRAISEwin folds
JBlaze20 folds
Crotch_85 folds
HrdMnyLender folds
SABR42 raises to 260
Draigan1 folds
theniceswede calls 180
*** FLOP *** [5h Ts 8h]
theniceswede checks
SABR42 bets 400
theniceswede has 15 seconds left to act
theniceswede raises to 5,435, and is all in
SABR42 calls 1,630, and is all in
theniceswede shows [Jc 7c]
SABR42 shows [Tc 9c]
Uncalled bet of 3,405 returned to theniceswede
*** TURN *** [5h Ts 8h] [9h]
*** RIVER *** [5h Ts 8h 9h] [4c]
theniceswede shows a straight, Jack high
SABR42 shows two pair, Tens and Nines
theniceswede wins the pot (4,620) with a straight, Jack high
SABR42 stands up
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 4,620 | Rake 0
Board: [5h Ts 8h 9h 4c]
Seat 1: Draigan1 (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 2: theniceswede (big blind) showed [Jc 7c] and won (4,620) with a straight, Jack high
Seat 3: fishme751 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: wazzuflush didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: checkRAISEwin didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: JBlaze20 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 7: Crotch_85 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 8: HrdMnyLender didn't bet (folded)
Seat 9: SABR42 (button) showed [Tc 9c] and lost with two pair, Tens and Nines
PokerStars Game #13046187490: Tournament #65149927, $200+$15 Hold'em No Limit - Level XVI (2500/5000) - 2007/11/04 - 20:46:17 (ET)
Table '65149927 674' 9-max Seat #8 is the button
Seat 1: MrMMB (75000 in chips)
Seat 2: DANA1337 (183618 in chips)
Seat 3: hook2120 (40649 in chips)
Seat 4: allindrawded (34746 in chips)
Seat 5: khaller (87066 in chips)
Seat 6: eopt (30000 in chips)
Seat 7: getumall12 (248722 in chips)
Seat 8: larylar23 (115092 in chips)
Seat 9: Steroid Boy (120483 in chips)
MrMMB: posts the ante 500
DANA1337: posts the ante 500
hook2120: posts the ante 500
allindrawded: posts the ante 500
khaller: posts the ante 500
eopt: posts the ante 500
getumall12: posts the ante 500
larylar23: posts the ante 500
Steroid Boy: posts the ante 500
Steroid Boy: posts small blind 2500
MrMMB: posts big blind 5000
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Steroid Boy [Ad Ac]
DANA1337: folds
Steroid Boy said, "umm"
hook2120: folds
allindrawded: folds
khaller: folds
eopt: folds
getumall12: raises 5000 to 10000
larylar23: folds
Steroid Boy: raises 35000 to 45000
MrMMB: folds
getumall12: calls 35000
*** FLOP *** [Jh 7d 9s]
Steroid Boy: bets 74983 and is all-in
getumall12: calls 74983
*** TURN *** [Jh 7d 9s] [5c]
eopt said, "nh"
*** RIVER *** [Jh 7d 9s 5c] [Jd]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Steroid Boy: shows [Ad Ac] (two pair, Aces and Jacks)
getumall12: shows [8c As] (a pair of Jacks)
Steroid Boy said, "whew"
Steroid Boy collected 249466 from pot
Steroid Boy said, "ty"
hook2120 said, "donk fest"
eopt said, " :.)"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 249466 | Rake 0
Board [Jh 7d 9s 5c Jd]
Seat 1: MrMMB (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: DANA1337 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: hook2120 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: allindrawded folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: khaller folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: eopt folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: getumall12 showed [8c As] and lost with a pair of Jacks
Seat 8: larylar23 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: Steroid Boy (small blind) showed [Ad Ac] and won (249466) with two pair, Aces and Jacks