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11-21-2013 , 04:05 PM
I will pay $50/hr for coaching sessions from bengal
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11-21-2013 , 04:09 PM
LOL! Whoa whoa, not sure I'm quite ready to be teaching other people yet! Gotta make some money for myself first
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11-21-2013 , 04:20 PM
I remember the time I got 3rd at a vfw tourney...greatest day of my life!

Thread just got wayyyyyyyyyyyyyy better. Thanks!
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11-21-2013 , 04:29 PM
I was going to write something here but instead I've just been staring at fidstar's avatar for about five minutes straight.
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11-21-2013 , 04:36 PM
dugthefish - thanks! if you want to review some hands let me know

8balljunkie - ewww not really a fan of drugs so can't really approve of your screenname... but I see what you're saying about that fidstar hehe
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11-21-2013 , 04:54 PM
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Originally Posted by 8ballJunkie
I was going to write something here but instead I've just been staring at fidstar's avatar for about five minutes straight.
If you touch yourself you need to pay me $5.
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11-21-2013 , 05:53 PM
Bengalsfan99 please make sure to enlighten us with more of you're elite poker tips when you think some more of them as all of us appreciate the free poker genius knowledge that you provide us with bro! you da man!

P.s. you should post a picture of your self so we know what genius actually looks like !!
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11-21-2013 , 06:10 PM
Get real Mr. Flow! Can't share all my secrets. I just truly believe I have a great feel for the game of poker. I know if I had the opportunities to play some big games I would be able to win some money! Sky is the limit! Anyway you're probably just being a trolley like the rest of these lugs, so I'll leave it at that.
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11-21-2013 , 06:45 PM
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Originally Posted by bengalsfan99
Get real Mr. Flow! Can't share all my secrets. I just truly believe I have a great feel for the game of poker. I know if I had the opportunities to play some big games I would be able to win some money! Sky is the limit! Anyway you're probably just being a trolley like the rest of these lugs, so I'll leave it at that.
Here is a way to confirm it... If you are who you say you are I messaged you on Gmail and said my wife does not want me to stake you.

What is my first name?

If he can answer that then he is most likely the real guy.
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11-21-2013 , 06:46 PM
this thread has a mad mix of epic and ghey
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11-21-2013 , 06:51 PM
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Originally Posted by bengalsfan99
In any case, you don't have to be rude about it. I am clearly a very skilled player who has had success. I've put hundreds of hours into my game this year and have a significant edge versus most. I don't care what you dumb trolleys say, I CRUSH!
I'm not here to be mean to you. Just having a little fun with it. you have to admit it was funny mentioning play chips while asking for real money. I wish you the best of luck sir! I'm glad you are killing it and putting the time into studying the game. You have a head start on a lot of other players out there.
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11-21-2013 , 06:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Howard Federline
Here is a way to confirm it... If you are who you say you are I messaged you on Gmail and said my wife does not want me to stake you.

What is my first name?

If he can answer that then he is most likely the real guy.
I still really think this is fake and he will not be able to tell us what your first name is
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11-21-2013 , 06:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Howard Federline
Feels like a famous person quoted me. How does it feel to have your face tattood on some poker forum troll's leg?

Is diet Ketchup like the kid in school that eats dog poop on a dare and for a pooled collection of lunch money?
I once ran up to a taxi driver in his cab naked asking him to take me to benidorm for 0.5g of cocaine, does that count?
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11-21-2013 , 07:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Howard Federline
Here is a way to confirm it... If you are who you say you are I messaged you on Gmail and said my wife does not want me to stake you.

What is my first name?

If he can answer that then he is most likely the real guy.
Trick question? Your name is howard obviously.
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11-21-2013 , 07:14 PM
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Originally Posted by bengalsfan99
Anyway you're probably just being a trolley like the rest of these lugs, so I'll leave it at that.
Spoiler:
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11-21-2013 , 07:25 PM
Wow, this thread has super potential. Also can't IP checks be circumvented with VPN's and the like?
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11-21-2013 , 07:31 PM
I don't give a hoot if you think I'm not real HAHA I know I'm real. And your name is xxxx :P

Last edited by wafflehouse1; 11-21-2013 at 08:24 PM.
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11-21-2013 , 07:36 PM
Serious question- If you are so talented and have such a good feel for the game, why dont you just buy yourself in? People who have talent and are good, have money to show for it, and use that money to make them more money.
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11-21-2013 , 07:48 PM
Howard: please tell me your name is xxxx

Last edited by wafflehouse1; 11-21-2013 at 08:24 PM.
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11-21-2013 , 07:50 PM
@bengalfan99 - I played at Len Brocki, I must know you.

He doesn't have a game anymore. Where do you play locally?
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11-21-2013 , 08:25 PM
HF confirmed name is legit so I removed it.
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11-21-2013 , 11:00 PM
bengalsfan99 is who he says he is.
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11-21-2013 , 11:40 PM
This must be double or triple trolling. Like a bluff re raise.
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11-22-2013 , 12:24 AM
I can feel a tattoo in the air...


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11-22-2013 , 12:39 AM
I suspect collusion trolling now... I have a simple way to fix this problem... I would really like to get the guy who made the post in the thread... So that's what I will do.
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