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02-18-2014 , 09:37 PM

Cyal8rloser

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Join Date: Jan 2012 Posts: 539

-Only ones who work at a CASINO and don't make ANY tips
-Get paid minimum wage to mop up miss and scrub toilets all day
-No chance at getting with any of the hot girls that work there b/c they are just the lowly pissboy

The last time I pissed at the casino the pissboys kept telling me to move closer to the urinal and said I wasn't big enough to be standing that far away. Piss off.

If you tell someone you work at the casino their interest will perk but imagine the disappointment that would ensue if you told them you were just a pissboy.

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Last edited by Cyal8rloser; 02-18-2014 at 09:47 PM.

02-18-2014 , 09:58 PM

DrunkTilt

grinder

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 611

02-18-2014 , 10:29 PM

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 33,544

could be worse, could be you

02-18-2014 , 11:36 PM

Delgado

grinder

Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 420

This is not a beat, a brag nor is there any variance.

02-19-2014 , 12:19 AM

climbs

adept

Join Date: Apr 2012 Posts: 842

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

could be worse, could be you

i need to start thinking off statements like you.

you are my idol bro

02-19-2014 , 01:48 AM

Hig Hurtenflurst

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Join Date: Sep 2013 Posts: 65

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cyal8rloser

The last time I pissed at the casino the pissboys kept telling me to move closer to the urinal and said I wasn't big enough to be standing that far away. Piss off.

Looks like a beat to me

02-19-2014 , 01:50 AM

tehdude

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Join Date: Apr 2013 Posts: 1,114

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

could be worse, could be you

02-19-2014 , 01:52 AM

Makkara92

centurion

Join Date: Feb 2014 Posts: 175

+1
Good to be....

02-19-2014 , 01:56 AM

NUCLEAR_1945

grinder

Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 501

nah.. McDonald's toilet cleaner job probably is more regrettable.

02-19-2014 , 02:08 AM

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DrawNone

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: May 2013 Posts: 5,023

the real beat?

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02-19-2014 , 02:27 AM

#11

Cyal8rloser

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Join Date: Jan 2012 Posts: 539

Quote:

Originally Posted by DrawNone

the real beat?

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I am also an immigrant...but I didn't come all this way just to be a peasant.

02-19-2014 , 04:57 AM

#12

throwitback

adept

Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 932

Pissboy; makes me think of Pooter and his pay-for-play golden shower accomplices.

02-19-2014 , 05:37 AM

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Donkeymcdonk

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Join Date: Feb 2014 Posts: 209

Why put down someone who works hard for a living? ****ing ******

02-19-2014 , 06:08 AM

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Sheep86

Pissboy has to be the worst job in existence

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 6,898

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cyal8rloser

The last time I pissed at the casino the pissboys kept telling me to move closer to the urinal and said I wasn't big enough to be standing that far away. Piss off.

You just made my morning, sir.

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