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01-07-2021 , 01:33 PM

#51

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Sorry, been off my rocker for the last month or so, will be back with consecutive Sheepday posts and an LOL or two.

Also, who thought Trumper getting shot in the neck would be the way we set off 2021? Not me!

Last edited by Sheep86; 01-08-2021 at 10:12 AM. Reason: off my rocker = stressed, not relapsing. 10 years last month! Mod edit: formatting

01-07-2021 , 01:33 PM

#52

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Happy New Year, BBV!

01-07-2021 , 01:35 PM

#53

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

The slowpoke gets the poke, not the Sheep, KF

01-07-2021 , 01:35 PM

#54

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Be back after work for some Sheepdays!

Last edited by Sheep86; 01-08-2021 at 10:12 AM. Reason: formatting

01-07-2021 , 01:35 PM

#55

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,139

Happy New Year!

01-07-2021 , 02:04 PM

#56

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,927

Happy new year and welcome back from the dead Mr. Foldings! Did you mix your secret level 3 Coriolis-vaccine in the meantime?

01-07-2021 , 02:55 PM

#57

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,079

Where have you been son? I almost had to call your mother for something other than a booty call.

01-07-2021 , 07:40 PM

#58

Sheep86

***Only allowed to poast if you spent most of 2020 AAaaaAAaaaAA. December-January LC/NC NSFW***

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 6,965

The Folding is back!

01-07-2021 , 09:53 PM

#59

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,117

BBV Curfew is NOW in effect!

Anyone found posting after curfew hours will be written up and suspended.

This is for YOUR safety, and the safety of this forum.

01-08-2021 , 01:24 AM

#60

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Rejoice, for this is the super ****ing late and thus relatively brief but still canonically important 193rd Sheepday! (circa the 13th of December!). Let's see some cute animals!

01-08-2021 , 01:29 AM

#61

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Sheeples and Sheeplemen,

Hi. This is the also canonically important 194th consecutive Sheepday (circa December 20th)! Someone please fix the formatting on Sheepday from my return post a few above here, that would be splendid and great. Sheep does great work. We don't poke sheep though. Only Ewe.

Last edited by Sheep86; 01-08-2021 at 10:13 AM. Reason: formatting

01-08-2021 , 01:32 AM

#62

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Hoes and Tricks,

Let us celebrate, for this is the 195th Sheepday post! Very nice, I like. On this fine Sheepday (from December 27th!) we recognize and honor the cuteness of holiday sheep! Mostly from christian holidays though, because google isn't doing me super solids for Kwanzaa sheep and Hanukkah sheep.

01-08-2021 , 01:36 AM

#63

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Herpes and Derpies,

Buenas Noches, hoy es 196th Sheepday! Obviamente del 3 de enero. ¿Tu sabes, no? The first Sheepday of the new year! A wonderful time to celebrate, albeit a few days late because I am a neglectful piece of ****. Thank you for your wonderful day of Pokings, Mr. Sheep. That was very enjoyable.

Last edited by Sheep86; 01-08-2021 at 10:13 AM. Reason: formatting

01-08-2021 , 01:42 AM

#64

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay

Happy New Year!

HNY2UmmmKay?

Quote:

Originally Posted by FWWM

Happy new year and welcome back from the dead Mr. Foldings! Did you mix your secret level 3 Coriolis-vaccine in the meantime?

Thank you, long time no shitpost! I acquired level 1 vaccine, will purify my blood and produce level 2 vaccine for later. Please receive chemical makeup and mass produce in the Chinas.

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

Where have you been son? I almost had to call your mother for something other than a booty call.

You could have come around more often, absent penal colony father figure

jk, life has been stressful and I have been neglecting many tings but I'm BACK baby

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sheep86

The Folding is back!

The Poking Day post must have communicated to me through the ether that it was time to post again

Quote:

Originally Posted by King Fish

BBV Curfew is NOW in effect!

Anyone found posting after curfew hours will be written up and suspended.

This is for YOUR safety, and the safety of this forum.

01-08-2021 , 01:46 AM

#65

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Quote:

Originally Posted by RacerExTex

Hello, RET. I hope you have had a wonderful Holiday season.

01-08-2021 , 01:47 AM

#66

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colin_Piddle

First

Happy New Year BBV!

Happy New Year, my kiwi friend!

01-08-2021 , 01:47 AM

#67

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

Happy NY Bs!

Alles Gute zum neuen Jahr Herr Morph!

01-08-2021 , 01:48 AM

#68

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Quote:

Originally Posted by suitedjustice

Happy New Year, brothers, from the most backwards time zone outside of Hawaii!

It's 2021,

**** 2020.

Happy New Year, are you in ****ing Hawaii?!

01-08-2021 , 01:49 AM

#69

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

I have given COVID-19 vaccines. I kept two empties to show Fid's grandkids someday the proof of this ****ed up event.

01-08-2021 , 01:52 AM

#70

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,917

Hello Mr Folding welcome back sir. I have also been working through the christmas period and putting in the hours. Don't forgot to check out "Colin Piddle, The Well" and feel free to ask me some questions.

01-08-2021 , 03:36 AM

#71

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,117

*Not that he’ll ever answer them.

01-08-2021 , 05:29 AM

#72

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,723

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

I have given COVID-19 vaccines. I kept two empties to show Fid's grandkids someday the proof of this ****ed up event.

Which one was it? Maybe you should aspire to collect empties from every vaccine? Are those empties also called "dead soldiers"?

Good to see we're back on track sheepday-wise!

01-08-2021 , 10:20 AM

#73

Sheep86

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 6,965

Happy Poking Day erryone!

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

Someone please fix the formatting on Sheepday from my return post a few above here, that would be splendid and great.

Done. Thanks for your woolly contributions!

01-08-2021 , 01:15 PM

#74

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colin_Piddle

This reminded me that I had a well. We are 2 cool 4 skool

01-08-2021 , 01:18 PM

#75

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Quote:

Originally Posted by King Fish

*Not that he’ll ever answer them.

He will or I'll sue him in New Zealandland

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

Which one was it? Maybe you should aspire to collect empties from every vaccine? Are those empties also called "dead soldiers"?

Good to see we're back on track sheepday-wise!

They died for a good cause. I'll call my empties from all vaccine vials "fallen" or "dead" soldiers for a few days and see what my coworkers say. Unfortunately none of them will be COVID vials cause we're currently not stocked in-store with those. All of the vaccination efforts have been in LTC facilities (see: nursing homes) Will report back on dead soldiers.

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