Looking forward to part 3 when op and gf get back together and **** on each other during make up sex

it is entertaining. but imo you need a better motive for the midget's aggression. surly people dont go knocking on there kids doors looking for a fight cause the company took a dump. maybe if you made your comments before or something idk just seems goofy. that being said I did enjoy it.










really tho...

http://www.tuckermax.com/stories/tuc...oes-not-ensue/

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nice. I'd finished by the time I got to the second one....

This is why laptops are better, you can still play on the toilet while you're sh**ing your lungs out.

What season+episode of south park is this?

I can dodge midgets baby

i lold

SIMPSONS DID IT

ignorant

google for world of warcraft episode or something like that

Part 3 -

First lol at the 'hate' ITT calling BS.

I'll be honest here. This did all happen but as mentioned earlier I like to 'exagerate' the descriptions for the sake of entertainment.


I'm a firm believer of making the best out of a bad situation and this was one of the worst experiences in my life.

I decided to laugh about it and share it with others instead of moaning about it so here goes part 3.

This seriously happened.


I told my mum to pick me up in 4 hours when I arrived at ex's house. Due to being kicked out after 30 mins..

I was forced to stroll down the road semi drunk looking for the nearest bar.

I ordered a whisky straight away and went into 'flirt' mode.

Admittedly it was going okay. I'm not usually a confident guy but the alcohol took over.

I was dancing, mingling with girls, chatting, smiling etc.

I thought my lucked had turned...

UNTIL....

I tried this like disco stu jazz move which involved jumping in the air pointing my fingers landing sorta in splits mode.

Ofc I stumbled, tripped over, and landed back first on a fkn cactus. (Was a country Western bar)

I had pricks all over my back and I started sorta screaming lol.

Fortunately a couple of nice dudes came over to help but the girls just gave me a death stare.

I tried to man up and get back on the dance floor, despite being in agony...

Well I say agony, it got worse.

Within 10 seconds of dancing I had a snooker cue snapped over my head.

It was the bar owner, some big dude w/ tattoos shouting "YOU THINK YOU CAN DESTROY MY CLUB"

I was dazed, dizzy the lot, and started shadow boxing as I was p155ed and ready for a fight.

He took offence to this... Grabbed me by my shirt which ripped off, and chucked me onto the street.

I just layed there helpless and had to get my MOM to pick me up.





That's the end of the story.

My life is full of crazy sh 1t like this sometimes good (often bad) Due to me being an idiot lol.

If anything similar happens in the future I'll keep ya'll updated.

Hope you enjoyed this real life story and gained a laugh.


Peace Ya'll.

This.

Easily POTY.

Agreed POTY.

This guy should actually consider getting into writing. Made me lol which rarely happens on bbv.

it does not matter, fiction/non-fiction, this thread delivers.

I just hope he doesn't have a **** stained carpet. Who needs one of those?

ur my hero op

did u end up licking ur chode??

this made me lol and i rarely lol. have you ever considered getting into writing?

The most important thing is "Did u win playing poker". Seems to me u probably won big coz you certainly had your "**** together". Sorry, a frail attempt at humor.

Post moarrrrrrrr of ur 'crazy sh 1t'

I finally read it

So funny
5*

I don't care if it is fake, this is hillarious, moarrrrrrrr