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05-20-2016 , 11:53 PM

#701

CigarDan

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 2,770

Quote:

Originally Posted by vrael111

Oh hai what is this thread about?

It's kinda like degen stories, except with less narrative, or content, and more memes, about an equal amount of exaggeration and intentionally misleading details to what you'd find in degen stories, actually, on second thought, we're probably way more honest here.

Oh yeah, we also pick on Sammy here. (Although I don't pick on him very much)

05-21-2016 , 02:08 AM

#702

PasswordGotHacked

banned

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 2,913

Ocassionally someone posts something decent too

05-21-2016 , 03:37 AM

#703

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,927

Hangover and 24h flights coming up. Thanks Obama

05-21-2016 , 03:37 AM

#704

PasswordGotHacked

banned

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 2,913

at least you're heading the right way

05-21-2016 , 04:02 AM

#705

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

24h flights? are you a space traveller or just an alien like me?

05-21-2016 , 04:02 AM

#706

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

my head landed, not nicely

aaaaaaaa was strong

05-21-2016 , 10:38 AM

#707

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Gf came back from a weeks work this morning, then we had hot sex, and then she left again and won't be back for at least 5 days. Life is good

Sammy so happy today that he pardoned 4 recently banned BBV'ers. (not PGH ofc)

05-21-2016 , 11:03 AM

#708

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

i went to the strip club last night and when i left i was sober enough to drive.

does that mean i am growing up?

05-21-2016 , 11:50 AM

#709

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,927

Quote:

Originally Posted by FranFran

24h flights? are you a space traveller or just an alien like me?

That's classified

05-21-2016 , 03:32 PM

#710

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

aaaaand im drunk again

05-21-2016 , 06:00 PM

#711

PasswordGotHacked

banned

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 2,913

Quote:

Originally Posted by thabighurt35

i went to the strip club last night and when i left i was sober enough to drive.

does that mean i am growing up?

means you should be ashamed of yourself

05-21-2016 , 06:42 PM

#712

wafflehouse1

Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 11,266

Quote:

Originally Posted by thabighurt35

i went to the strip club last night and when i left i was sober enough to drive.

does that mean i am growing up?

Quote:

Originally Posted by PasswordGotHacked

means you should be ashamed of yourself

This. Youre growing up when you don't go to the club no more.

05-22-2016 , 01:30 AM

#713

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,917

Strip clubs are the worst. Just money-making vultures.

05-22-2016 , 02:01 AM

#714

PasswordGotHacked

banned

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 2,913

and this makes them the worst how?

I think they are wonderful, magical places.

Not to mention all the support it gives single mothers in the community

Last edited by PasswordGotHacked; 05-22-2016 at 02:02 AM. Reason: what is wrong with you

05-22-2016 , 07:43 AM

#715

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,927

Strip clubs are only good if the girls are available for takeout. Also are you sure it's late autumn in ur country Pgh? Maybe oz got stuck in some summer wormhole.

05-22-2016 , 08:48 AM

#716

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,927

How do you not get a beer at the 711 here? WTF, thanks Obama, atrocities committed there. Guess I'll still have to go to the casino afterall, can't sleep anyway

05-22-2016 , 09:19 AM

#717

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,721

05-22-2016 , 09:47 AM

#718

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,721

05-22-2016 , 10:03 AM

#719

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Strip clubs are degrading to women.

05-22-2016 , 10:20 AM

#720

Sheep86

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Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 6,965

Is Mr. Sammy watching the Giro d'Italia? Dutch rider Steven Kruijswijk excelled in yesterday's stage and is starting in the pink jersey today. Jakob Fuglsang is currently in 10th place, so at least Denmark has someone in the top 10.

Last edited by Sheep86; 05-22-2016 at 10:46 AM.

05-22-2016 , 10:30 AM

#721

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sheep86

Is Mr. Sammy watching the Giro d'Italia? Dutch rider Steven Kruiswijk excelled in yesterday's stage and is starting in the pink jersey today. Jakob Fuglsang is currently in 10th place, so at least Denmark has someone in the top 10.

Ofc Sammy's watching the Giro. Fuglsang is only there to help Nibali, and he's worn down now, if he was the captain he would finish in top3.

05-22-2016 , 10:49 AM

#722

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,064

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Strip clubs are degrading to women.

So is marrying the Sammy.

05-22-2016 , 10:52 AM

#723

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

So is marrying the Sammy.

You take that back, right now!

You're just jealous, you wish you were her.

05-22-2016 , 10:59 AM

#724

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,064

I do.

I always wanted a boyfriend with bumby balls.

05-22-2016 , 10:59 AM

#725

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,064

I think I've been to a strip club twice in my life.

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