**Official Quick Beat / Chat thread in BBV*** NSFW - Page 7

you talkin about me brah ? anyways I've just bough a 10.1% blue dry at the chinese convenient store and I'm gonna try to chase my loses at the 55$ HUSNGs thanks man.

SO YEAH I DID DRINK IT AND IM A BUT FUZZY WUZZY. I WATCHED THE FIRST 3 SEASONS OF THE MENTALIST IN THE LAST FEW WEEKS AND IT'S AWESOME AND AT SOME POINT SO FAR JANE HAS PLAYED SOME CHESS AND POKER, MY 2 FAVORITE GAMES... BUT IN EPISODE 1 OF SEASON 4 :

Spoiler:

So basically I'm gonna max out my credit card and gamble it up thx to Pat Jane, my best fictional friend.

EDIT : RESULTS TO COME

12-16-2011 , 11:07 PM

#152

omnishakira

High Troller

Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 9,732

if u play chess and starcraft = automatic winning poker player imo

Edit : u level or u really play for rollz ?

12-16-2011 , 11:09 PM

#153

monkiii

Hottest 4Lifer '10

Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 2,029

ru really french? french canadian or lolfu french?

12-16-2011 , 11:11 PM

#154

omnishakira

High Troller

Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 9,732

french canadian u ?

12-16-2011 , 11:16 PM

#155

monkiii

Hottest 4Lifer '10

Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 2,029

swedish
also, I like, let's skypecall sex, plz pm me. *purrs*
do you sound like drgiggy iyo?

12-16-2011 , 11:21 PM

#156

I_Blame_Variance

grinder

Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 410

i wants to see

12-16-2011 , 11:21 PM

#157

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,065

Quote:

Originally Posted by monkiii

This is how I always imagined monkiii's vag.

12-16-2011 , 11:23 PM

#158

omnishakira

High Troller

Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 9,732

ive learned from my internet experiences that a girl who act like that is a dude

i forgot what he sounds like... link ?

12-16-2011 , 11:31 PM

#159

monkiii

Hottest 4Lifer '10

Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 2,029

Quote:

Originally Posted by I_Blame_Variance

i wants to see

Quote:

Originally Posted by King Fish

This is how I always imagined monkiii's vag.

Quote:

Originally Posted by omnishakira

ive learned from my internet experiences that a girl who act like that is a dude

i forgot what he sounds like... link ?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4CIcL_MCo0 his accent was much hawter like a year ago. his first vids are the best, he pronounces pot control "butt control"

12-16-2011 , 11:43 PM

#160

omnishakira

High Troller

Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 9,732

well i probably accent a huge accent since i almost never speak english irl. my voice is slightly more... i dunno the word so Ill go with manly

I'm gonna have skype soon since im becoming a poker coach for some french pokersite but we still can chat on msn if u want

12-17-2011 , 12:28 AM

#161

gtpitch

making sick bumps

Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 33,706

for my sign pic!

12-17-2011 , 12:49 AM

#162

monkiii

Hottest 4Lifer '10

Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 2,029

haha

when I find my webcam I'll achieve level 11 troll. ez game.

12-17-2011 , 01:14 AM

#163

omnishakira

High Troller

Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 9,732

Quote:

Originally Posted by monkiii

when I find my webcam I'll achieve level 11 whore.

12-17-2011 , 01:45 AM

#164

Weegs

grinder

Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 567

Quote:

Originally Posted by monkiii

so you're funny on fridays? *moist*

weegz: did u save ur unicorn in layers? can you put it on this image? pretty please?

12-17-2011 , 05:29 AM

#165

NomoneyHU.

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 6,061

Quote:

Originally Posted by omnishakira

- NMHU.

12-17-2011 , 10:26 AM

#166

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,065

Looking forward to post #172. I am expecting great things.

12-17-2011 , 10:47 AM

#167

monkiii

Hottest 4Lifer '10

Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 2,029

me too kf. weegz, u should post more.

12-17-2011 , 11:17 AM

#168

tommyg8

veteran

Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 3,414

Poker Stars $1.00+$0.10 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t400/t800 Blinds + t75 - 9 players
DeucesCracked Poker Videos Hand History Converter

MP1: t25763 M = 13.74
MP2: t25317 M = 13.50
CO: t22961 M = 12.25
BTN: t21670 M = 11.56
SB: t5065 M = 2.70
Hero (BB): t126827 M = 67.64
UTG: t12090 M = 6.45
UTG+1: t72204 M = 38.51
UTG+2: t22200 M = 11.84

Pre Flop: (t1875) Hero is BB with K

1 fold, UTG+1 raises to t2400, 6 folds, Hero raises to t7000, UTG+1 calls t4600

Flop: (t15075) Q

(2 players)
Hero bets t8000, UTG+1 raises to t65129 all in, Hero calls t57129

Turn: (t145333) T

(2 players - 1 is all in)

River: (t145333) 3

(2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: t145333
Hero shows K

(a pair of Kings)
UTG+1 shows Q

(two pair, Queens and Tens)
UTG+1 wins t145333

For 200k stack, big chip lead when avg is 20k...

FU poker gods

12-17-2011 , 11:20 AM

#169

All-inMcLovin

Wholesome Mod

Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 50,016

I'm genuinely surprised that monkii doesn't have more posts on 2p2, considering I see her post all the time.

12-17-2011 , 11:40 AM

#170

monkiii

Hottest 4Lifer '10

Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 2,029

u be stalking my threads brah?

also this is a chat thread. and I also post in poker goals and challenges cos they motivate me to put in sick volume. most of the time. lots of awesome robot grinders there, so jelly, wish I wasn't so god damn old.

12-17-2011 , 01:37 PM

#171

gtpitch

making sick bumps

Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 33,706

So I'm going to Windsor next week with my cousin and my brother. This will be the first time I played poker in probably a year - obviously gonna be boomswitched

12-17-2011 , 01:54 PM

#172

NomoneyHU.

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 6,061

**** YOU KING FISH.

- NMHU.

Last edited by NomoneyHU.; 12-17-2011 at 01:54 PM. Reason: trollface.jpg

12-17-2011 , 01:56 PM

#173

NomoneyHU.

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 6,061

Quote:

Originally Posted by gtpitch

So I'm going to Windsor next week with my cousin and my brother. This will be the first time I played poker in probably a year - obviously gonna be boomswitched

glgl sir.

- NMHU.

Last edited by NomoneyHU.; 12-17-2011 at 01:56 PM. Reason: sorry for the double post, that was pretty situationnal.

12-17-2011 , 02:15 PM

#174

Kingdom Hearts

old hand

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 1,319

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kingdom Hearts

Spoiler:

So basically I'm gonna max out my credit card and gamble it up thx to Pat Jane, my best fictional friend.

EDIT : RESULTS TO COME

Failed. Deposited 400$ on a Carbonpoker, tried to get in a 2-5 PLO8 game but then realised I couldn't enter any real money game. Had banned myself from Aced Poker a couple of weeks ago so it's probably the reason why (both merge rooms...). Sent them an angry email saying they sucked. Now I can't even log into my account and I've got 400$ locked up there and saddly this money means something to me.