ok so like many of us young guys here on 2+2 i enjoy the pokerz,
and i enjoy the ganja, i usually believe that the two should be enjoyed separately, as smoking will make me tiered and weak minded after an hour or two and i dont play my A+ game, but i dont always follow this rule, as i also believe that smoking and playing will make me more patient, and makes the grind go a little easier.

so, last night (sunday) i was at the chargers game in San Diego, (they won) and decide to go over to my usually card house (oceans 11) and play some
2-2, the game is very beatable, and i can usually expect to buy in for $100 and run that up to $300-$400 in about 3-4 hours.

i was a little pumped up from the game, and drinking, and tailgating so i decided that this time it would be good idea to smoke a bowl, to calm me down and make sure i dont spew off chips to quick, as i usually like to double up and get to 100bb before i put on the straddle or mix it up with 53

so i smoke that **** up quick while driving to the casino, and now im feeling great! there is about a 5 min wait before i sit down at what i read as a weak passive table with one other young guy, and some older asians dudes, and one women who busted the ladies tourny earlier that day.

so im sitting there, and im pretty high, but i got my hat and glasses on and sprayed some smell good on, so i dont think the table can notice, i had only played a few hands, calling a min riase with 109 , floating the flop and taking the pot down on the turn with a bet after original raisers checks to me.

so im trying to focus on who is the fish and who not to **** with etc.... when this hand comes up....

9 handed

and im in the BB with 98 with about 100 behind

a couple of limps, and then the hi-jack raises to 6 (covers hero, older asian guy, weak passive player for the most part)

button calls, SB calls, I call and one of the limpers calls

so we see a multi way flop of 673

i think its a pretty good flop for me, and i am not to worried about the other players, so i decide to lead for like 10, a smallish bet, but i no1 is ever gonna play back at me unless they have a set or overpair, everyone folds expt original raiser who simply calls.

now this is the tricky part, (remember im really baked) i remember looking at the flop and thinking "ok i have a straight draw i have 9-8 i can catch few cards to make a straight, i think i need a 6 or a 10" totally mis reading the board.

so the turn comes 5 giving me the nuhtz straight !!! zomg, ship it, gg etc...

expt i totally dont see it, for some reason im so high i cant see i have the straight, but now the board is 6-7-5-3, and i dont put original raiser on a 4, so i decide to take my time, then check over to original raiser, he fires about 15, and thinking i just have air, decide to check riase to about 40,
he thinks for a bit then smooth calls, right now im like "fcuk fcuk fcuk!!!! u were supoosed to fold there u nit! i have 9 high and now have to follow through on this bluff, i know he will call the river and im about to spew off $100 bux here, fcuk fcuk fcuk!"

the river is like a 2

so i still have nuhtz, but still dont see it, still think i have 9high and missed my draw...b/c im so high

so i decide to follow through with, what i thought was a bluff, moving all in for like $50 on the river, the whole time thinking to myself "fcuk fcuk, please dont call please dont call, i have 9-high"

he makes a call after tanking for a min or so, and i am so distraught i cant speak, there is a big lump in my throat, and im just embarrassed that he called my "bluff", normally i would announce "9-high" in this type of situation, but i couldn't even speak i was so shocked he called, so i just turned over my hand sheepishly and the dealer pulls it to the board announcing "straight 9 high" and im like "wtf" "w00t w00t w00t"
i cantz bealievez i havez the straightz

villain mucks

i just remained silent and didnt say anything, and quickly 1 hand scooped the pot.

some other younger asian guy was just like "i knew it! i knew it!"

i just sat there for a while silently laughing to myself, the whole time i just thought i was bluffing with 9-high! cant believe i couldnt see the straight.

overall a good night, that pot got my started on a heater, and ended the night well

brag: i made teh nuhtz

beat: i was so high i didnt even know it

no one gives a ****

this im pretty sure

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cool story bro

U got high so you bluffed with nine high and got lucky that in fact u had the nuts. OK.

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ok so like many of us young guys here on 2+2 i enjoy the pokerz,
and i enjoy the ganja, i usually believe that the two should be enjoyed separately, as smoking will make me tiered and weak minded after an hour or two and i dont play my A+ game, but i dont always follow this rule, as i also believe that smoking and playing will make me more patient, and makes the grind go a little easier.

so, last night (sunday) i was at the chargers game in San Diego, (they won) and decide to go over to my usually card house (oceans 11) and play some
2-2, the game is very beatable, and i can usually expect to buy in for $100 and run that up to $300-$400 in about 3-4 hours.

i was a little pumped up from the game, and drinking, and tailgating so i decided that this time it would be good idea to smoke a bowl, to calm me down and make sure i dont spew off chips to quick, as i usually like to double up and get to 100bb before i put on the straddle or mix it up with 53

so i smoke that **** up quick while driving to the casino, and now im feeling great! there is about a 5 min wait before i sit down at what i read as a weak passive table with one other young guy, and some older asians dudes, and one women who busted the ladies tourny earlier that day.

so im sitting there, and im pretty high, but i got my hat and glasses on and sprayed some smell good on, so i dont think the table can notice, i had only played a few hands, calling a min riase with 109 , floating the flop and taking the pot down on the turn with a bet after original raisers checks to me.

so im trying to focus on who is the fish and who not to **** with etc.... when this hand comes up....

9 handed

and im in the BB with 98 with about 100 behind

a couple of limps, and then the hi-jack raises to 6 (covers hero, older asian guy, weak passive player for the most part)

button calls, SB calls, I call and one of the limpers calls

so we see a multi way flop of 673

i think its a pretty good flop for me, and i am not to worried about the other players, so i decide to lead for like 10, a smallish bet, but i no1 is ever gonna play back at me unless they have a set or overpair, everyone folds expt original raiser who simply calls.

now this is the tricky part, (remember im really baked) i remember looking at the flop and thinking "ok i have a straight draw i have 9-8 i can catch few cards to make a straight, i think i need a 6 or a 10" totally mis reading the board.

so the turn comes 5 giving me the nuhtz straight !!! zomg, ship it, gg etc...

expt i totally dont see it, for some reason im so high i cant see i have the straight, but now the board is 6-7-5-3, and i dont put original raiser on a 4, so i decide to take my time, then check over to original raiser, he fires about 15, and thinking i just have air, decide to check riase to about 40,
he thinks for a bit then smooth calls, right now im like "fcuk fcuk fcuk!!!! u were supoosed to fold there u nit! i have 9 high and now have to follow through on this bluff, i know he will call the river and im about to spew off $100 bux here, fcuk fcuk fcuk!"

the river is like a 2

so i still have nuhtz, but still dont see it, still think i have 9high and missed my draw...b/c im so high

so i decide to follow through with, what i thought was a bluff, moving all in for like $50 on the river, the whole time thinking to myself "fcuk fcuk, please dont call please dont call, i have 9-high"

he makes a call after tanking for a min or so, and i am so distraught i cant speak, there is a big lump in my throat, and im just embarrassed that he called my "bluff", normally i would announce "9-high" in this type of situation, but i couldn't even speak i was so shocked he called, so i just turned over my hand sheepishly and the dealer pulls it to the board announcing "straight 9 high" and im like "wtf" "w00t w00t w00t"
i cantz bealievez i havez the straightz

villain mucks

i just remained silent and didnt say anything, and quickly 1 hand scooped the pot.

some other younger asian guy was just like "i knew it! i knew it!"

i just sat there for a while silently laughing to myself, the whole time i just thought i was bluffing with 9-high! cant believe i couldnt see the straight.

overall a good night, that pot got my started on a heater, and ended the night well

brag: i made teh nuhtz

beat: i was so high i didnt even know it

ok so like many of us young guys here on 2+2 i enjoy the pokerz,
and i enjoy the ganja, i usually believe that the two should be enjoyed separately, as smoking will make me tiered and weak minded after an hour or two and i dont play my A+ game, but i dont always follow this rule, as i also believe that smoking and playing will make me more patient, and makes the grind go a little easier.

so, last night (sunday) i was at the chargers game in San Diego, (they won) and decide to go over to my usually card house (oceans 11) and play some
2-2, the game is very beatable, and i can usually expect to buy in for $100 and run that up to $300-$400 in about 3-4 hours.

i was a little pumped up from the game, and drinking, and tailgating so i decided that this time it would be good idea to smoke a bowl, to calm me down and make sure i dont spew off chips to quick, as i usually like to double up and get to 100bb before i put on the straddle or mix it up with 53

so i smoke that **** up quick while driving to the casino, and now im feeling great! there is about a 5 min wait before i sit down at what i read as a weak passive table with one other young guy, and some older asians dudes, and one women who busted the ladies tourny earlier that day.

so im sitting there, and im pretty high, but i got my hat and glasses on and sprayed some smell good on, so i dont think the table can notice, i had only played a few hands, calling a min riase with 109 , floating the flop and taking the pot down on the turn with a bet after original raisers checks to me.

so im trying to focus on who is the fish and who not to **** with etc.... when this hand comes up....

9 handed

and im in the BB with 98 with about 100 behind

a couple of limps, and then the hi-jack raises to 6 (covers hero, older asian guy, weak passive player for the most part)

button calls, SB calls, I call and one of the limpers calls

so we see a multi way flop of 673

i think its a pretty good flop for me, and i am not to worried about the other players, so i decide to lead for like 10, a smallish bet, but i no1 is ever gonna play back at me unless they have a set or overpair, everyone folds expt original raiser who simply calls.

now this is the tricky part, (remember im really baked) i remember looking at the flop and thinking "ok i have a straight draw i have 9-8 i can catch few cards to make a straight, i think i need a 6 or a 10" totally mis reading the board.

so the turn comes 5 giving me the nuhtz straight !!! zomg, ship it, gg etc...

expt i totally dont see it, for some reason im so high i cant see i have the straight, but now the board is 6-7-5-3, and i dont put original raiser on a 4, so i decide to take my time, then check over to original raiser, he fires about 15, and thinking i just have air, decide to check riase to about 40,
he thinks for a bit then smooth calls, right now im like "fcuk fcuk fcuk!!!! u were supoosed to fold there u nit! i have 9 high and now have to follow through on this bluff, i know he will call the river and im about to spew off $100 bux here, fcuk fcuk fcuk!"

the river is like a 2

so i still have nuhtz, but still dont see it, still think i have 9high and missed my draw...b/c im so high

so i decide to follow through with, what i thought was a bluff, moving all in for like $50 on the river, the whole time thinking to myself "fcuk fcuk, please dont call please dont call, i have 9-high"

he makes a call after tanking for a min or so, and i am so distraught i cant speak, there is a big lump in my throat, and im just embarrassed that he called my "bluff", normally i would announce "9-high" in this type of situation, but i couldn't even speak i was so shocked he called, so i just turned over my hand sheepishly and the dealer pulls it to the board announcing "straight 9 high" and im like "wtf" "w00t w00t w00t"
i cantz bealievez i havez the straightz

villain mucks

i just remained silent and didnt say anything, and quickly 1 hand scooped the pot.

some other younger asian guy was just like "i knew it! i knew it!"

i just sat there for a while silently laughing to myself, the whole time i just thought i was bluffing with 9-high! cant believe i couldnt see the straight.

overall a good night, that pot got my started on a heater, and ended the night well

brag: i made teh nuhtz

beat: i was so high i didnt even know it

ok so like many of us young guys here on 2+2 i enjoy the pokerz,
and i enjoy the ganja, i usually believe that the two should be enjoyed separately, as smoking will make me tiered and weak minded after an hour or two and i dont play my A+ game, but i dont always follow this rule, as i also believe that smoking and playing will make me more patient, and makes the grind go a little easier.

so, last night (sunday) i was at the chargers game in San Diego, (they won) and decide to go over to my usually card house (oceans 11) and play some
2-2, the game is very beatable, and i can usually expect to buy in for $100 and run that up to $300-$400 in about 3-4 hours.

i was a little pumped up from the game, and drinking, and tailgating so i decided that this time it would be good idea to smoke a bowl, to calm me down and make sure i dont spew off chips to quick, as i usually like to double up and get to 100bb before i put on the straddle or mix it up with 53

so i smoke that **** up quick while driving to the casino, and now im feeling great! there is about a 5 min wait before i sit down at what i read as a weak passive table with one other young guy, and some older asians dudes, and one women who busted the ladies tourny earlier that day.

so im sitting there, and im pretty high, but i got my hat and glasses on and sprayed some smell good on, so i dont think the table can notice, i had only played a few hands, calling a min riase with 109 , floating the flop and taking the pot down on the turn with a bet after original raisers checks to me.

so im trying to focus on who is the fish and who not to **** with etc.... when this hand comes up....

9 handed

and im in the BB with 98 with about 100 behind

a couple of limps, and then the hi-jack raises to 6 (covers hero, older asian guy, weak passive player for the most part)

button calls, SB calls, I call and one of the limpers calls

so we see a multi way flop of 673

i think its a pretty good flop for me, and i am not to worried about the other players, so i decide to lead for like 10, a smallish bet, but i no1 is ever gonna play back at me unless they have a set or overpair, everyone folds expt original raiser who simply calls.

now this is the tricky part, (remember im really baked) i remember looking at the flop and thinking "ok i have a straight draw i have 9-8 i can catch few cards to make a straight, i think i need a 6 or a 10" totally mis reading the board.

so the turn comes 5 giving me the nuhtz straight !!! zomg, ship it, gg etc...

expt i totally dont see it, for some reason im so high i cant see i have the straight, but now the board is 6-7-5-3, and i dont put original raiser on a 4, so i decide to take my time, then check over to original raiser, he fires about 15, and thinking i just have air, decide to check riase to about 40,
he thinks for a bit then smooth calls, right now im like "fcuk fcuk fcuk!!!! u were supoosed to fold there u nit! i have 9 high and now have to follow through on this bluff, i know he will call the river and im about to spew off $100 bux here, fcuk fcuk fcuk!"

the river is like a 2

so i still have nuhtz, but still dont see it, still think i have 9high and missed my draw...b/c im so high

so i decide to follow through with, what i thought was a bluff, moving all in for like $50 on the river, the whole time thinking to myself "fcuk fcuk, please dont call please dont call, i have 9-high"

he makes a call after tanking for a min or so, and i am so distraught i cant speak, there is a big lump in my throat, and im just embarrassed that he called my "bluff", normally i would announce "9-high" in this type of situation, but i couldn't even speak i was so shocked he called, so i just turned over my hand sheepishly and the dealer pulls it to the board announcing "straight 9 high" and im like "wtf" "w00t w00t w00t"
i cantz bealievez i havez the straightz

villain mucks

i just remained silent and didnt say anything, and quickly 1 hand scooped the pot.

some other younger asian guy was just like "i knew it! i knew it!"

i just sat there for a while silently laughing to myself, the whole time i just thought i was bluffing with 9-high! cant believe i couldnt see the straight.

overall a good night, that pot got my started on a heater, and ended the night well

brag: i made teh nuhtz

beat: i was so high i didnt even know it

ok so like many of us young guys here on 2+2 i enjoy the pokerz,
and i enjoy the ganja, i usually believe that the two should be enjoyed separately, as smoking will make me tiered and weak minded after an hour or two and i dont play my A+ game, but i dont always follow this rule, as i also believe that smoking and playing will make me more patient, and makes the grind go a little easier.

so, last night (sunday) i was at the chargers game in San Diego, (they won) and decide to go over to my usually card house (oceans 11) and play some
2-2, the game is very beatable, and i can usually expect to buy in for $100 and run that up to $300-$400 in about 3-4 hours.

i was a little pumped up from the game, and drinking, and tailgating so i decided that this time it would be good idea to smoke a bowl, to calm me down and make sure i dont spew off chips to quick, as i usually like to double up and get to 100bb before i put on the straddle or mix it up with 53

so i smoke that **** up quick while driving to the casino, and now im feeling great! there is about a 5 min wait before i sit down at what i read as a weak passive table with one other young guy, and some older asians dudes, and one women who busted the ladies tourny earlier that day.

so im sitting there, and im pretty high, but i got my hat and glasses on and sprayed some smell good on, so i dont think the table can notice, i had only played a few hands, calling a min riase with 109 , floating the flop and taking the pot down on the turn with a bet after original raisers checks to me.

so im trying to focus on who is the fish and who not to **** with etc.... when this hand comes up....

9 handed

and im in the BB with 98 with about 100 behind

a couple of limps, and then the hi-jack raises to 6 (covers hero, older asian guy, weak passive player for the most part)

button calls, SB calls, I call and one of the limpers calls

so we see a multi way flop of 673

i think its a pretty good flop for me, and i am not to worried about the other players, so i decide to lead for like 10, a smallish bet, but i no1 is ever gonna play back at me unless they have a set or overpair, everyone folds expt original raiser who simply calls.

now this is the tricky part, (remember im really baked) i remember looking at the flop and thinking "ok i have a straight draw i have 9-8 i can catch few cards to make a straight, i think i need a 6 or a 10" totally mis reading the board.

so the turn comes 5 giving me the nuhtz straight !!! zomg, ship it, gg etc...

expt i totally dont see it, for some reason im so high i cant see i have the straight, but now the board is 6-7-5-3, and i dont put original raiser on a 4, so i decide to take my time, then check over to original raiser, he fires about 15, and thinking i just have air, decide to check riase to about 40,
he thinks for a bit then smooth calls, right now im like "fcuk fcuk fcuk!!!! u were supoosed to fold there u nit! i have 9 high and now have to follow through on this bluff, i know he will call the river and im about to spew off $100 bux here, fcuk fcuk fcuk!"

the river is like a 2

so i still have nuhtz, but still dont see it, still think i have 9high and missed my draw...b/c im so high

so i decide to follow through with, what i thought was a bluff, moving all in for like $50 on the river, the whole time thinking to myself "fcuk fcuk, please dont call please dont call, i have 9-high"

he makes a call after tanking for a min or so, and i am so distraught i cant speak, there is a big lump in my throat, and im just embarrassed that he called my "bluff", normally i would announce "9-high" in this type of situation, but i couldn't even speak i was so shocked he called, so i just turned over my hand sheepishly and the dealer pulls it to the board announcing "straight 9 high" and im like "wtf" "w00t w00t w00t"
i cantz bealievez i havez the straightz

villain mucks

i just remained silent and didnt say anything, and quickly 1 hand scooped the pot.

some other younger asian guy was just like "i knew it! i knew it!"

i just sat there for a while silently laughing to myself, the whole time i just thought i was bluffing with 9-high! cant believe i couldnt see the straight.

overall a good night, that pot got my started on a heater, and ended the night well

brag: i made teh nuhtz

beat: i was so high i didnt even know it

ok so like many of us young guys here on 2+2 i enjoy the pokerz,
and i enjoy the ganja, i usually believe that the two should be enjoyed separately, as smoking will make me tiered and weak minded after an hour or two and i dont play my A+ game, but i dont always follow this rule, as i also believe that smoking and playing will make me more patient, and makes the grind go a little easier.

so, last night (sunday) i was at the chargers game in San Diego, (they won) and decide to go over to my usually card house (oceans 11) and play some
2-2, the game is very beatable, and i can usually expect to buy in for $100 and run that up to $300-$400 in about 3-4 hours.

i was a little pumped up from the game, and drinking, and tailgating so i decided that this time it would be good idea to smoke a bowl, to calm me down and make sure i dont spew off chips to quick, as i usually like to double up and get to 100bb before i put on the straddle or mix it up with 53

so i smoke that **** up quick while driving to the casino, and now im feeling great! there is about a 5 min wait before i sit down at what i read as a weak passive table with one other young guy, and some older asians dudes, and one women who busted the ladies tourny earlier that day.

so im sitting there, and im pretty high, but i got my hat and glasses on and sprayed some smell good on, so i dont think the table can notice, i had only played a few hands, calling a min riase with 109 , floating the flop and taking the pot down on the turn with a bet after original raisers checks to me.

so im trying to focus on who is the fish and who not to **** with etc.... when this hand comes up....

9 handed

and im in the BB with 98 with about 100 behind

a couple of limps, and then the hi-jack raises to 6 (covers hero, older asian guy, weak passive player for the most part)

button calls, SB calls, I call and one of the limpers calls

so we see a multi way flop of 673

i think its a pretty good flop for me, and i am not to worried about the other players, so i decide to lead for like 10, a smallish bet, but i no1 is ever gonna play back at me unless they have a set or overpair, everyone folds expt original raiser who simply calls.

now this is the tricky part, (remember im really baked) i remember looking at the flop and thinking "ok i have a straight draw i have 9-8 i can catch few cards to make a straight, i think i need a 6 or a 10" totally mis reading the board.

so the turn comes 5 giving me the nuhtz straight !!! zomg, ship it, gg etc...

expt i totally dont see it, for some reason im so high i cant see i have the straight, but now the board is 6-7-5-3, and i dont put original raiser on a 4, so i decide to take my time, then check over to original raiser, he fires about 15, and thinking i just have air, decide to check riase to about 40,
he thinks for a bit then smooth calls, right now im like "fcuk fcuk fcuk!!!! u were supoosed to fold there u nit! i have 9 high and now have to follow through on this bluff, i know he will call the river and im about to spew off $100 bux here, fcuk fcuk fcuk!"

the river is like a 2

so i still have nuhtz, but still dont see it, still think i have 9high and missed my draw...b/c im so high

so i decide to follow through with, what i thought was a bluff, moving all in for like $50 on the river, the whole time thinking to myself "fcuk fcuk, please dont call please dont call, i have 9-high"

he makes a call after tanking for a min or so, and i am so distraught i cant speak, there is a big lump in my throat, and im just embarrassed that he called my "bluff", normally i would announce "9-high" in this type of situation, but i couldn't even speak i was so shocked he called, so i just turned over my hand sheepishly and the dealer pulls it to the board announcing "straight 9 high" and im like "wtf" "w00t w00t w00t"
i cantz bealievez i havez the straightz

villain mucks

i just remained silent and didnt say anything, and quickly 1 hand scooped the pot.

some other younger asian guy was just like "i knew it! i knew it!"

i just sat there for a while silently laughing to myself, the whole time i just thought i was bluffing with 9-high! cant believe i couldnt see the straight.

overall a good night, that pot got my started on a heater, and ended the night well

brag: i made teh nuhtz

beat: i was so high i didnt even know it

ok so like many of us young guys here on 2+2 i enjoy the pokerz,
and i enjoy the ganja, i usually believe that the two should be enjoyed separately, as smoking will make me tiered and weak minded after an hour or two and i dont play my A+ game, but i dont always follow this rule, as i also believe that smoking and playing will make me more patient, and makes the grind go a little easier.

so, last night (sunday) i was at the chargers game in San Diego, (they won) and decide to go over to my usually card house (oceans 11) and play some
2-2, the game is very beatable, and i can usually expect to buy in for $100 and run that up to $300-$400 in about 3-4 hours.

i was a little pumped up from the game, and drinking, and tailgating so i decided that this time it would be good idea to smoke a bowl, to calm me down and make sure i dont spew off chips to quick, as i usually like to double up and get to 100bb before i put on the straddle or mix it up with 53

so i smoke that **** up quick while driving to the casino, and now im feeling great! there is about a 5 min wait before i sit down at what i read as a weak passive table with one other young guy, and some older asians dudes, and one women who busted the ladies tourny earlier that day.

so im sitting there, and im pretty high, but i got my hat and glasses on and sprayed some smell good on, so i dont think the table can notice, i had only played a few hands, calling a min riase with 109 , floating the flop and taking the pot down on the turn with a bet after original raisers checks to me.

so im trying to focus on who is the fish and who not to **** with etc.... when this hand comes up....

9 handed

and im in the BB with 98 with about 100 behind

a couple of limps, and then the hi-jack raises to 6 (covers hero, older asian guy, weak passive player for the most part)

button calls, SB calls, I call and one of the limpers calls

so we see a multi way flop of 673

i think its a pretty good flop for me, and i am not to worried about the other players, so i decide to lead for like 10, a smallish bet, but i no1 is ever gonna play back at me unless they have a set or overpair, everyone folds expt original raiser who simply calls.

now this is the tricky part, (remember im really baked) i remember looking at the flop and thinking "ok i have a straight draw i have 9-8 i can catch few cards to make a straight, i think i need a 6 or a 10" totally mis reading the board.

so the turn comes 5 giving me the nuhtz straight !!! zomg, ship it, gg etc...

expt i totally dont see it, for some reason im so high i cant see i have the straight, but now the board is 6-7-5-3, and i dont put original raiser on a 4, so i decide to take my time, then check over to original raiser, he fires about 15, and thinking i just have air, decide to check riase to about 40,
he thinks for a bit then smooth calls, right now im like "fcuk fcuk fcuk!!!! u were supoosed to fold there u nit! i have 9 high and now have to follow through on this bluff, i know he will call the river and im about to spew off $100 bux here, fcuk fcuk fcuk!"

the river is like a 2

so i still have nuhtz, but still dont see it, still think i have 9high and missed my draw...b/c im so high

so i decide to follow through with, what i thought was a bluff, moving all in for like $50 on the river, the whole time thinking to myself "fcuk fcuk, please dont call please dont call, i have 9-high"

he makes a call after tanking for a min or so, and i am so distraught i cant speak, there is a big lump in my throat, and im just embarrassed that he called my "bluff", normally i would announce "9-high" in this type of situation, but i couldn't even speak i was so shocked he called, so i just turned over my hand sheepishly and the dealer pulls it to the board announcing "straight 9 high" and im like "wtf" "w00t w00t w00t"
i cantz bealievez i havez the straightz

villain mucks

i just remained silent and didnt say anything, and quickly 1 hand scooped the pot.

some other younger asian guy was just like "i knew it! i knew it!"

i just sat there for a while silently laughing to myself, the whole time i just thought i was bluffing with 9-high! cant believe i couldnt see the straight.

overall a good night, that pot got my started on a heater, and ended the night well

brag: i made teh nuhtz

beat: i was so high i didnt even know it

ok so like many of us young guys here on 2+2 i enjoy the pokerz,
and i enjoy the ganja, i usually believe that the two should be enjoyed separately, as smoking will make me tiered and weak minded after an hour or two and i dont play my A+ game, but i dont always follow this rule, as i also believe that smoking and playing will make me more patient, and makes the grind go a little easier.

so, last night (sunday) i was at the chargers game in San Diego, (they won) and decide to go over to my usually card house (oceans 11) and play some
2-2, the game is very beatable, and i can usually expect to buy in for $100 and run that up to $300-$400 in about 3-4 hours.

i was a little pumped up from the game, and drinking, and tailgating so i decided that this time it would be good idea to smoke a bowl, to calm me down and make sure i dont spew off chips to quick, as i usually like to double up and get to 100bb before i put on the straddle or mix it up with 53

so i smoke that **** up quick while driving to the casino, and now im feeling great! there is about a 5 min wait before i sit down at what i read as a weak passive table with one other young guy, and some older asians dudes, and one women who busted the ladies tourny earlier that day.

so im sitting there, and im pretty high, but i got my hat and glasses on and sprayed some smell good on, so i dont think the table can notice, i had only played a few hands, calling a min riase with 109 , floating the flop and taking the pot down on the turn with a bet after original raisers checks to me.

so im trying to focus on who is the fish and who not to **** with etc.... when this hand comes up....

9 handed

and im in the BB with 98 with about 100 behind

a couple of limps, and then the hi-jack raises to 6 (covers hero, older asian guy, weak passive player for the most part)

button calls, SB calls, I call and one of the limpers calls

so we see a multi way flop of 673

i think its a pretty good flop for me, and i am not to worried about the other players, so i decide to lead for like 10, a smallish bet, but i no1 is ever gonna play back at me unless they have a set or overpair, everyone folds expt original raiser who simply calls.

now this is the tricky part, (remember im really baked) i remember looking at the flop and thinking "ok i have a straight draw i have 9-8 i can catch few cards to make a straight, i think i need a 6 or a 10" totally mis reading the board.

so the turn comes 5 giving me the nuhtz straight !!! zomg, ship it, gg etc...

expt i totally dont see it, for some reason im so high i cant see i have the straight, but now the board is 6-7-5-3, and i dont put original raiser on a 4, so i decide to take my time, then check over to original raiser, he fires about 15, and thinking i just have air, decide to check riase to about 40,
he thinks for a bit then smooth calls, right now im like "fcuk fcuk fcuk!!!! u were supoosed to fold there u nit! i have 9 high and now have to follow through on this bluff, i know he will call the river and im about to spew off $100 bux here, fcuk fcuk fcuk!"

the river is like a 2

so i still have nuhtz, but still dont see it, still think i have 9high and missed my draw...b/c im so high

so i decide to follow through with, what i thought was a bluff, moving all in for like $50 on the river, the whole time thinking to myself "fcuk fcuk, please dont call please dont call, i have 9-high"

he makes a call after tanking for a min or so, and i am so distraught i cant speak, there is a big lump in my throat, and im just embarrassed that he called my "bluff", normally i would announce "9-high" in this type of situation, but i couldn't even speak i was so shocked he called, so i just turned over my hand sheepishly and the dealer pulls it to the board announcing "straight 9 high" and im like "wtf" "w00t w00t w00t"
i cantz bealievez i havez the straightz

villain mucks

i just remained silent and didnt say anything, and quickly 1 hand scooped the pot.

some other younger asian guy was just like "i knew it! i knew it!"

i just sat there for a while silently laughing to myself, the whole time i just thought i was bluffing with 9-high! cant believe i couldnt see the straight.

overall a good night, that pot got my started on a heater, and ended the night well

brag: i made teh nuhtz

beat: i was so high i didnt even know it

[ ] op is old enough to play at a casino

pic of said bowl or it didnt happen

This one time.. in a super micro home game.. I had quads 66Tx6 board... when the last 6 came I thought I just had a pair cause the first two sixes looked like nines... villain bets, I fold... well played?

OMFG my eyes SKILLZ

cliffs? colors! cats @^.^@ claws, clams, crustations, calamities, calzones, Calgary...

dont minbetbluff rivers...

and: If you are high.. you win with 9 high.. its logical, isnt it?

would adding some bacon wrapped titties to this thread make it epic?

ok so like many of us young guys here on 2+2 i enjoy the pokerz,
and i enjoy the ganja, i usually believe that the two should be enjoyed separately, as smoking will make me tiered and weak minded after an hour or two and i dont play my A+ game, but i dont always follow this rule, as i also believe that smoking and playing will make me more patient, and makes the grind go a little easier. so, last night (sunday) i was at the chargers game in San Diego, (they won) and decide to go over to my usually card house (oceans 11) and play some 2-2, the game is very beatable, and i can usually expect to buy in for $100 and run that up to $300-$400 in about 3-4 hours. i was a little pumped up from the game, and drinking, and tailgating so i decided that this time it would be good idea to smoke a bowl, to calm me down and make sure i dont spew off chips to quick, as i usually like to double up and get to 100bb before i put on the straddle or mix it up with 53 so i smoke that **** up quick while driving to the casino, and now im feeling great! there is about a 5 min wait before i sit down at what i read as a weak passive table with one other young guy, and some older asians dudes, and one women who busted the ladies tourny earlier that day. so im sitting there, and im pretty high, but i got my hat and glasses on and sprayed some smell good on, so i dont think the table can notice, i had only played a few hands, calling a min riase with 109 , floating the flop and taking the pot down on the turn with a bet after original raisers checks to me. so im trying to focus on who is the fish and who not to **** with etc.... when this hand comes up....9 handed and im in the BB with 98 with about 100 behind a couple of limps, and then the hi-jack raises to 6 (covers hero, older asian guy, weak passive player for the most part) button calls, SB calls, I call and one of the limpers calls so we see a multi way flop of 673 i think its a pretty good flop for me, and i am not to worried about the other players, so i decide to lead for like 10, a smallish bet, but i no1 is ever gonna play back at me unless they have a set or overpair, everyone folds expt original raiser who simply calls. now this is the tricky part, (remember im really baked) i remember looking at the flop and thinking "ok i have a straight draw i have 9-8 i can catch few cards to make a straight, i think i need a 6 or a 10" totally mis reading the board. so the turn comes 5 giving me the nuhtz straight !!! zomg, ship it, gg etc...expt i totally dont see it, for some reason im so high i cant see i have the straight, but now the board is 6-7-5-3, and i dont put original raiser on a 4, so i decide to take my time, then check over to original raiser, he fires about 15, and thinking i just have air, decide to check riase to about 40, he thinks for a bit then smooth calls, right now im like "fcuk fcuk fcuk!!!! u were supoosed to fold there u nit! i have 9 high and now have to follow through on this bluff, i know he will call the river and im about to spew off $100 bux here, fcuk fcuk fcuk!" the river is like a 2 so i still have nuhtz, but still dont see it, still think i have 9high and missed my draw...b/c im so high so i decide to follow through with, what i thought was a bluff, moving all in for like $50 on the river, the whole time thinking to myself "fcuk fcuk, please dont call please dont call, i have 9-high" he makes a call after tanking for a min or so, and i am so distraught i cant speak, there is a big lump in my throat, and im just embarrassed that he called my "bluff", normally i would announce "9-high" in this type of situation, but i couldn't even speak i was so shocked he called, so i just turned over my hand sheepishly and the dealer pulls it to the board announcing "straight 9 high" and im like "wtf" "w00t w00t w00t" i cantz bealievez i havez the straightz villain mucks i just remained silent and didnt say anything, and quickly 1 hand scooped the pot. some other younger asian guy was just like "i knew it! i knew it!" i just sat there for a while silently laughing to myself, the whole time i just thought i was bluffing with 9-high! cant believe i couldnt see the straight. overall a good night, that pot got my started on a heater, and ended the night well brag: i made teh nuhtz beat: i was so high i didnt even know it ok so like many of us young guys here on 2+2 i enjoy the pokerz,
and i enjoy the ganja, i usually believe that the two should be enjoyed separately, as smoking will make me tiered and weak minded after an hour or two and i dont play my A+ game, but i dont always follow this rule, as i also believe that smoking and playing will make me more patient, and makes the grind go a little easier. so, last night (sunday) i was at the chargers game in San Diego, (they won) and decide to go over to my usually card house (oceans 11) and play some 2-2, the game is very beatable, and i can usually expect to buy in for $100 and run that up to $300-$400 in about 3-4 hours. i was a little pumped up from the game, and drinking, and tailgating so i decided that this time it would be good idea to smoke a bowl, to calm me down and make sure i dont spew off chips to quick, as i usually like to double up and get to 100bb before i put on the straddle or mix it up with 53 so i smoke that **** up quick while driving to the casino, and now im feeling great! there is about a 5 min wait before i sit down at what i read as a weak passive table with one other young guy, and some older asians dudes, and one women who busted the ladies tourny earlier that day. so im sitting there, and im pretty high, but i got my hat and glasses on and sprayed some smell good on, so i dont think the table can notice, i had only played a few hands, calling a min riase with 109 , floating the flop and taking the pot down on the turn with a bet after original raisers checks to me. so im trying to focus on who is the fish and who not to **** with etc.... when this hand comes up....9 handed and im in the BB with 98 with about 100 behind a couple of limps, and then the hi-jack raises to 6 (covers hero, older asian guy, weak passive player for the most part) button calls, SB calls, I call and one of the limpers calls so we see a multi way flop of 673 i think its a pretty good flop for me, and i am not to worried about the other players, so i decide to lead for like 10, a smallish bet, but i no1 is ever gonna play back at me unless they have a set or overpair, everyone folds expt original raiser who simply calls. now this is the tricky part, (remember im really baked) i remember looking at the flop and thinking "ok i have a straight draw i have 9-8 i can catch few cards to make a straight, i think i need a 6 or a 10" totally mis reading the board. so the turn comes 5 giving me the nuhtz straight !!! zomg, ship it, gg etc...expt i totally dont see it, for some reason im so high i cant see i have the straight, but now the board is 6-7-5-3, and i dont put original raiser on a 4, so i decide to take my time, then check over to original raiser, he fires about 15, and thinking i just have air, decide to check riase to about 40, he thinks for a bit then smooth calls, right now im like "fcuk fcuk fcuk!!!! u were supoosed to fold there u nit! i have 9 high and now have to follow through on this bluff, i know he will call the river and im about to spew off $100 bux here, fcuk fcuk fcuk!" the river is like a 2 so i still have nuhtz, but still dont see it, still think i have 9high and missed my draw...b/c im so high so i decide to follow through with, what i thought was a bluff, moving all in for like $50 on the river, the whole time thinking to myself "fcuk fcuk, please dont call please dont call, i have 9-high" he makes a call after tanking for a min or so, and i am so distraught i cant speak, there is a big lump in my throat, and im just embarrassed that he called my "bluff", normally i would announce "9-high" in this type of situation, but i couldn't even speak i was so shocked he called, so i just turned over my hand sheepishly and the dealer pulls it to the board announcing "straight 9 high" and im like "wtf" "w00t w00t w00t" i cantz bealievez i havez the straightz villain mucks i just remained silent and didnt say anything, and quickly 1 hand scooped the pot. some other younger asian guy was just like "i knew it! i knew it!" i just sat there for a while silently laughing to myself, the whole time i just thought i was bluffing with 9-high! cant believe i couldnt see the straight. overall a good night, that pot got my started on a heater, and ended the night well brag: i made teh nuhtz beat: i was so high i didnt even know it ok so like many of us young guys here on 2+2 i enjoy the pokerz,
and i enjoy the ganja, i usually believe that the two should be enjoyed separately, as smoking will make me tiered and weak minded after an hour or two and i dont play my A+ game, but i dont always follow this rule, as i also believe that smoking and playing will make me more patient, and makes the grind go a little easier. so, last night (sunday) i was at the chargers game in San Diego, (they won) and decide to go over to my usually card house (oceans 11) and play some 2-2, the game is very beatable, and i can usually expect to buy in for $100 and run that up to $300-$400 in about 3-4 hours. i was a little pumped up from the game, and drinking, and tailgating so i decided that this time it would be good idea to smoke a bowl, to calm me down and make sure i dont spew off chips to quick, as i usually like to double up and get to 100bb before i put on the straddle or mix it up with 53 so i smoke that **** up quick while driving to the casino, and now im feeling great! there is about a 5 min wait before i sit down at what i read as a weak passive table with one other young guy, and some older asians dudes, and one women who busted the ladies tourny earlier that day. so im sitting there, and im pretty high, but i got my hat and glasses on and sprayed some smell good on, so i dont think the table can notice, i had only played a few hands, calling a min riase with 109 , floating the flop and taking the pot down on the turn with a bet after original raisers checks to me. so im trying to focus on who is the fish and who not to **** with etc.... when this hand comes up....9 handed and im in the BB with 98 with about 100 behind a couple of limps, and then the hi-jack raises to 6 (covers hero, older asian guy, weak passive player for the most part) button calls, SB calls, I call and one of the limpers calls so we see a multi way flop of 673 i think its a pretty good flop for me, and i am not to worried about the other players, so i decide to lead for like 10, a smallish bet, but i no1 is ever gonna play back at me unless they have a set or overpair, everyone folds expt original raiser who simply calls. now this is the tricky part, (remember im really baked) i remember looking at the flop and thinking "ok i have a straight draw i have 9-8 i can catch few cards to make a straight, i think i need a 6 or a 10" totally mis reading the board. so the turn comes 5 giving me the nuhtz straight !!! zomg, ship it, gg etc...expt i totally dont see it, for some reason im so high i cant see i have the straight, but now the board is 6-7-5-3, and i dont put original raiser on a 4, so i decide to take my time, then check over to original raiser, he fires about 15, and thinking i just have air, decide to check riase to about 40, he thinks for a bit then smooth calls, right now im like "fcuk fcuk fcuk!!!! u were supoosed to fold there u nit! i have 9 high and now have to follow through on this bluff, i know he will call the river and im about to spew off $100 bux here, fcuk fcuk fcuk!" the river is like a 2 so i still have nuhtz, but still dont see it, still think i have 9high and missed my draw...b/c im so high so i decide to follow through with, what i thought was a bluff, moving all in for like $50 on the river, the whole time thinking to myself "fcuk fcuk, please dont call please dont call, i have 9-high" he makes a call after tanking for a min or so, and i am so distraught i cant speak, there is a big lump in my throat, and im just embarrassed that he called my "bluff", normally i would announce "9-high" in this type of situation, but i couldn't even speak i was so shocked he called, so i just turned over my hand sheepishly and the dealer pulls it to the board announcing "straight 9 high" and im like "wtf" "w00t w00t w00t" i cantz bealievez i havez the straightz villain mucks i just remained silent and didnt say anything, and quickly 1 hand scooped the pot. some other younger asian guy was just like "i knew it! i knew it!" i just sat there for a while silently laughing to myself, the whole time i just thought i was bluffing with 9-high! cant believe i couldnt see the straight. overall a good night, that pot got my started on a heater, and ended the night well brag: i made teh nuhtz beat: i was so high i didnt even know it ok so like many of us young guys here on 2+2 i enjoy the pokerz,
and i enjoy the ganja, i usually believe that the two should be enjoyed separately, as smoking will make me tiered and weak minded after an hour or two and i dont play my A+ game, but i dont always follow this rule, as i also believe that smoking and playing will make me more patient, and makes the grind go a little easier. so, last night (sunday) i was at the chargers game in San Diego, (they won) and decide to go over to my usually card house (oceans 11) and play some 2-2, the game is very beatable, and i can usually expect to buy in for $100 and run that up to $300-$400 in about 3-4 hours. i was a little pumped up from the game, and drinking, and tailgating so i decided that this time it would be good idea to smoke a bowl, to calm me down and make sure i dont spew off chips to quick, as i usually like to double up and get to 100bb before i put on the straddle or mix it up with 53 so i smoke that **** up quick while driving to the casino, and now im feeling great! there is about a 5 min wait before i sit down at what i read as a weak passive table with one other young guy, and some older asians dudes, and one women who busted the ladies tourny earlier that day. so im sitting there, and im pretty high, but i got my hat and glasses on and sprayed some smell good on, so i dont think the table can notice, i had only played a few hands, calling a min riase with 109 , floating the flop and taking the pot down on the turn with a bet after original raisers checks to me. so im trying to focus on who is the fish and who not to **** with etc.... when this hand comes up....9 handed and im in the BB with 98 with about 100 behind a couple of limps, and then the hi-jack raises to 6 (covers hero, older asian guy, weak passive player for the most part) button calls, SB calls, I call and one of the limpers calls so we see a multi way flop of 673 i think its a pretty good flop for me, and i am not to worried about the other players, so i decide to lead for like 10, a smallish bet, but i no1 is ever gonna play back at me unless they have a set or overpair, everyone folds expt original raiser who simply calls. now this is the tricky part, (remember im really baked) i remember looking at the flop and thinking "ok i have a straight draw i have 9-8 i can catch few cards to make a straight, i think i need a 6 or a 10" totally mis reading the board. so the turn comes 5 giving me the nuhtz straight !!! zomg, ship it, gg etc...expt i totally dont see it, for some reason im so high i cant see i have the straight, but now the board is 6-7-5-3, and i dont put original raiser on a 4, so i decide to take my time, then check over to original raiser, he fires about 15, and thinking i just have air, decide to check riase to about 40, he thinks for a bit then smooth calls, right now im like "fcuk fcuk fcuk!!!! u were supoosed to fold there u nit! i have 9 high and now have to follow through on this bluff, i know he will call the river and im about to spew off $100 bux here, fcuk fcuk fcuk!" the river is like a 2 so i still have nuhtz, but still dont see it, still think i have 9high and missed my draw...b/c im so high so i decide to follow through with, what i thought was a bluff, moving all in for like $50 on the river, the whole time thinking to myself "fcuk fcuk, please dont call please dont call, i have 9-high" he makes a call after tanking for a min or so, and i am so distraught i cant speak, there is a big lump in my throat, and im just embarrassed that he called my "bluff", normally i would announce "9-high" in this type of situation, but i couldn't even speak i was so shocked he called, so i just turned over my hand sheepishly and the dealer pulls it to the board announcing "straight 9 high" and im like "wtf" "w00t w00t w00t" i cantz bealievez i havez the straightz villain mucks i just remained silent and didnt say anything, and quickly 1 hand scooped the pot. some other younger asian guy was just like "i knew it! i knew it!" i just sat there for a while silently laughing to myself, the whole time i just thought i was bluffing with 9-high! cant believe i couldnt see the straight. overall a good night, that pot got my started on a heater, and ended the night well brag: i made teh nuhtz beat: i was so high i didnt even know it ok so like many of us young guys here on 2+2 i enjoy the pokerz,
and i enjoy the ganja, i usually believe that the two should be enjoyed separately, as smoking will make me tiered and weak minded after an hour or two and i dont play my A+ game, but i dont always follow this rule, as i also believe that smoking and playing will make me more patient, and makes the grind go a little easier. so, last night (sunday) i was at the chargers game in San Diego, (they won) and decide to go over to my usually card house (oceans 11) and play some 2-2, the game is very beatable, and i can usually expect to buy in for $100 and run that up to $300-$400 in about 3-4 hours. i was a little pumped up from the game, and drinking, and tailgating so i decided that this time it would be good idea to smoke a bowl, to calm me down and make sure i dont spew off chips to quick, as i usually like to double up and get to 100bb before i put on the straddle or mix it up with 53 so i smoke that **** up quick while driving to the casino, and now im feeling great! there is about a 5 min wait before i sit down at what i read as a weak passive table with one other young guy, and some older asians dudes, and one women who busted the ladies tourny earlier that day. so im sitting there, and im pretty high, but i got my hat and glasses on and sprayed some smell good on, so i dont think the table can notice, i had only played a few hands, calling a min riase with 109 , floating the flop and taking the pot down on the turn with a bet after original raisers checks to me. so im trying to focus on who is the fish and who not to **** with etc.... when this hand comes up....9 handed and im in the BB with 98 with about 100 behind a couple of limps, and then the hi-jack raises to 6 (covers hero, older asian guy, weak passive player for the most part) button calls, SB calls, I call and one of the limpers calls so we see a multi way flop of 673 i think its a pretty good flop for me, and i am not to worried about the other players, so i decide to lead for like 10, a smallish bet, but i no1 is ever gonna play back at me unless they have a set or overpair, everyone folds expt original raiser who simply calls. now this is the tricky part, (remember im really baked) i remember looking at the flop and thinking "ok i have a straight draw i have 9-8 i can catch few cards to make a straight, i think i need a 6 or a 10" totally mis reading the board. so the turn comes 5 giving me the nuhtz straight !!! zomg, ship it, gg etc...expt i totally dont see it, for some reason im so high i cant see i have the straight, but now the board is 6-7-5-3, and i dont put original raiser on a 4, so i decide to take my time, then check over to original raiser, he fires about 15, and thinking i just have air, decide to check riase to about 40, he thinks for a bit then smooth calls, right now im like "fcuk fcuk fcuk!!!! u were supoosed to fold there u nit! i have 9 high and now have to follow through on this bluff, i know he will call the river and im about to spew off $100 bux here, fcuk fcuk fcuk!" the river is like a 2 so i still have nuhtz, but still dont see it, still think i have 9high and missed my draw...b/c im so high so i decide to follow through with, what i thought was a bluff, moving all in for like $50 on the river, the whole time thinking to myself "fcuk fcuk, please dont call please dont call, i have 9-high" he makes a call after tanking for a min or so, and i am so distraught i cant speak, there is a big lump in my throat, and im just embarrassed that he called my "bluff", normally i would announce "9-high" in this type of situation, but i couldn't even speak i was so shocked he called, so i just turned over my hand sheepishly and the dealer pulls it to the board announcing "straight 9 high" and im like "wtf" "w00t w00t w00t" i cantz bealievez i havez the straightz villain mucks i just remained silent and didnt say anything, and quickly 1 hand scooped the pot. some other younger asian guy was just like "i knew it! i knew it!" i just sat there for a while silently laughing to myself, the whole time i just thought i was bluffing with 9-high! cant believe i couldnt see the straight. overall a good night, that pot got my started on a heater, and ended the night well brag: i made teh nuhtz beat: i was so high i didnt even know it ok so like many of us young guys here on 2+2 i enjoy the pokerz,
and i enjoy the ganja, i usually believe that the two should be enjoyed separately, as smoking will make me tiered and weak minded after an hour or two and i dont play my A+ game, but i dont always follow this rule, as i also believe that smoking and playing will make me more patient, and makes the grind go a little easier. so, last night (sunday) i was at the chargers game in San Diego, (they won) and decide to go over to my usually card house (oceans 11) and play some 2-2, the game is very beatable, and i can usually expect to buy in for $100 and run that up to $300-$400 in about 3-4 hours. i was a little pumped up from the game, and drinking, and tailgating so i decided that this time it would be good idea to smoke a bowl, to calm me down and make sure i dont spew off chips to quick, as i usually like to double up and get to 100bb before i put on the straddle or mix it up with 53 so i smoke that **** up quick while driving to the casino, and now im feeling great! there is about a 5 min wait before i sit down at what i read as a weak passive table with one other young guy, and some older asians dudes, and one women who busted the ladies tourny earlier that day. so im sitting there, and im pretty high, but i got my hat and glasses on and sprayed some smell good on, so i dont think the table can notice, i had only played a few hands, calling a min riase with 109 , floating the flop and taking the pot down on the turn with a bet after original raisers checks to me. so im trying to focus on who is the fish and who not to **** with etc.... when this hand comes up....9 handed and im in the BB with 98 with about 100 behind a couple of limps, and then the hi-jack raises to 6 (covers hero, older asian guy, weak passive player for the most part) button calls, SB calls, I call and one of the limpers calls so we see a multi way flop of 673 i think its a pretty good flop for me, and i am not to worried about the other players, so i decide to lead for like 10, a smallish bet, but i no1 is ever gonna play back at me unless they have a set or overpair, everyone folds expt original raiser who simply calls. now this is the tricky part, (remember im really baked) i remember looking at the flop and thinking "ok i have a straight draw i have 9-8 i can catch few cards to make a straight, i think i need a 6 or a 10" totally mis reading the board. so the turn comes 5 giving me the nuhtz straight !!! zomg, ship it, gg etc...expt i totally dont see it, for some reason im so high i cant see i have the straight, but now the board is 6-7-5-3, and i dont put original raiser on a 4, so i decide to take my time, then check over to original raiser, he fires about 15, and thinking i just have air, decide to check riase to about 40, he thinks for a bit then smooth calls, right now im like "fcuk fcuk fcuk!!!! u were supoosed to fold there u nit! i have 9 high and now have to follow through on this bluff, i know he will call the river and im about to spew off $100 bux here, fcuk fcuk fcuk!" the river is like a 2 so i still have nuhtz, but still dont see it, still think i have 9high and missed my draw...b/c im so high so i decide to follow through with, what i thought was a bluff, moving all in for like $50 on the river, the whole time thinking to myself "fcuk fcuk, please dont call please dont call, i have 9-high" he makes a call after tanking for a min or so, and i am so distraught i cant speak, there is a big lump in my throat, and im just embarrassed that he called my "bluff", normally i would announce "9-high" in this type of situation, but i couldn't even speak i was so shocked he called, so i just turned over my hand sheepishly and the dealer pulls it to the board announcing "straight 9 high" and im like "wtf" "w00t w00t w00t" i cantz bealievez i havez the straightz villain mucks i just remained silent and didnt say anything, and quickly 1 hand scooped the pot. some other younger asian guy was just like "i knew it! i knew it!" i just sat there for a while silently laughing to myself, the whole time i just thought i was bluffing with 9-high! cant believe i couldnt see the straight. overall a good night, that pot got my started on a heater, and ended the night well brag: i made teh nuhtz beat: i was so high i didnt even know it ok so like many of us young guys here on 2+2 i enjoy the pokerz,
and i enjoy the ganja, i usually believe that the two should be enjoyed separately, as smoking will make me tiered and weak minded after an hour or two and i dont play my A+ game, but i dont always follow this rule, as i also believe that smoking and playing will make me more patient, and makes the grind go a little easier. so, last night (sunday) i was at the chargers game in San Diego, (they won) and decide to go over to my usually card house (oceans 11) and play some 2-2, the game is very beatable, and i can usually expect to buy in for $100 and run that up to $300-$400 in about 3-4 hours. i was a little pumped up from the game, and drinking, and tailgating so i decided that this time it would be good idea to smoke a bowl, to calm me down and make sure i dont spew off chips to quick, as i usually like to double up and get to 100bb before i put on the straddle or mix it up with 53 so i smoke that **** up quick while driving to the casino, and now im feeling great! there is about a 5 min wait before i sit down at what i read as a weak passive table with one other young guy, and some older asians dudes, and one women who busted the ladies tourny earlier that day. so im sitting there, and im pretty high, but i got my hat and glasses on and sprayed some smell good on, so i dont think the table can notice, i had only played a few hands, calling a min riase with 109 , floating the flop and taking the pot down on the turn with a bet after original raisers checks to me. so im trying to focus on who is the fish and who not to **** with etc.... when this hand comes up....9 handed and im in the BB with 98 with about 100 behind a couple of limps, and then the hi-jack raises to 6 (covers hero, older asian guy, weak passive player for the most part) button calls, SB calls, I call and one of the limpers calls so we see a multi way flop of 673 i think its a pretty good flop for me, and i am not to worried about the other players, so i decide to lead for like 10, a smallish bet, but i no1 is ever gonna play back at me unless they have a set or overpair, everyone folds expt original raiser who simply calls. now this is the tricky part, (remember im really baked) i remember looking at the flop and thinking "ok i have a straight draw i have 9-8 i can catch few cards to make a straight, i think i need a 6 or a 10" totally mis reading the board. so the turn comes 5 giving me the nuhtz straight !!! zomg, ship it, gg etc...expt i totally dont see it, for some reason im so high i cant see i have the straight, but now the board is 6-7-5-3, and i dont put original raiser on a 4, so i decide to take my time, then check over to original raiser, he fires about 15, and thinking i just have air, decide to check riase to about 40, he thinks for a bit then smooth calls, right now im like "fcuk fcuk fcuk!!!! u were supoosed to fold there u nit! i have 9 high and now have to follow through on this bluff, i know he will call the river and im about to spew off $100 bux here, fcuk fcuk fcuk!" the river is like a 2 so i still have nuhtz, but still dont see it, still think i have 9high and missed my draw...b/c im so high so i decide to follow through with, what i thought was a bluff, moving all in for like $50 on the river, the whole time thinking to myself "fcuk fcuk, please dont call please dont call, i have 9-high" he makes a call after tanking for a min or so, and i am so distraught i cant speak, there is a big lump in my throat, and im just embarrassed that he called my "bluff", normally i would announce "9-high" in this type of situation, but i couldn't even speak i was so shocked he called, so i just turned over my hand sheepishly and the dealer pulls it to the board announcing "straight 9 high" and im like "wtf" "w00t w00t w00t" i cantz bealievez i havez the straightz villain mucks i just remained silent and didnt say anything, and quickly 1 hand scooped the pot. some other younger asian guy was just like "i knew it! i knew it!" i just sat there for a while silently laughing to myself, the whole time i just thought i was bluffing with 9-high! cant believe i couldnt see the straight. overall a good night, that pot got my started on a heater, and ended the night well brag: i made teh nuhtz beat: i was so high i didnt even know it ok so like many of us young guys here on 2+2 i enjoy the pokerz,
and i enjoy the ganja, i usually believe that the two should be enjoyed separately, as smoking will make me tiered and weak minded after an hour or two and i dont play my A+ game, but i dont always follow this rule, as i also believe that smoking and playing will make me more patient, and makes the grind go a little easier. so, last night (sunday) i was at the chargers game in San Diego, (they won) and decide to go over to my usually card house (oceans 11) and play some 2-2, the game is very beatable, and i can usually expect to buy in for $100 and run that up to $300-$400 in about 3-4 hours. i was a little pumped up from the game, and drinking, and tailgating so i decided that this time it would be good idea to smoke a bowl, to calm me down and make sure i dont spew off chips to quick, as i usually like to double up and get to 100bb before i put on the straddle or mix it up with 53 so i smoke that **** up quick while driving to the casino, and now im feeling great! there is about a 5 min wait before i sit down at what i read as a weak passive table with one other young guy, and some older asians dudes, and one women who busted the ladies tourny earlier that day. so im sitting there, and im pretty high, but i got my hat and glasses on and sprayed some smell good on, so i dont think the table can notice, i had only played a few hands, calling a min riase with 109 , floating the flop and taking the pot down on the turn with a bet after original raisers checks to me. so im trying to focus on who is the fish and who not to **** with etc.... when this hand comes up....9 handed and im in the BB with 98 with about 100 behind a couple of limps, and then the hi-jack raises to 6 (covers hero, older asian guy, weak passive player for the most part) button calls, SB calls, I call and one of the limpers calls so we see a multi way flop of 673 i think its a pretty good flop for me, and i am not to worried about the other players, so i decide to lead for like 10, a smallish bet, but i no1 is ever gonna play back at me unless they have a set or overpair, everyone folds expt original raiser who simply calls. now this is the tricky part, (remember im really baked) i remember looking at the flop and thinking "ok i have a straight draw i have 9-8 i can catch few cards to make a straight, i think i need a 6 or a 10" totally mis reading the board. so the turn comes 5 giving me the nuhtz straight !!! zomg, ship it, gg etc...expt i totally dont see it, for some reason im so high i cant see i have the straight, but now the board is 6-7-5-3, and i dont put original raiser on a 4, so i decide to take my time, then check over to original raiser, he fires about 15, and thinking i just have air, decide to check riase to about 40, he thinks for a bit then smooth calls, right now im like "fcuk fcuk fcuk!!!! u were supoosed to fold there u nit! i have 9 high and now have to follow through on this bluff, i know he will call the river and im about to spew off $100 bux here, fcuk fcuk fcuk!" the river is like a 2 so i still have nuhtz, but still dont see it, still think i have 9high and missed my draw...b/c im so high so i decide to follow through with, what i thought was a bluff, moving all in for like $50 on the river, the whole time thinking to myself "fcuk fcuk, please dont call please dont call, i have 9-high" he makes a call after tanking for a min or so, and i am so distraught i cant speak, there is a big lump in my throat, and im just embarrassed that he called my "bluff", normally i would announce "9-high" in this type of situation, but i couldn't even speak i was so shocked he called, so i just turned over my hand sheepishly and the dealer pulls it to the board announcing "straight 9 high" and im like "wtf" "w00t w00t w00t" i cantz bealievez i havez the straightz villain mucks i just remained silent and didnt say anything, and quickly 1 hand scooped the pot. some other younger asian guy was just like "i knew it! i knew it!" i just sat there for a while silently laughing to myself, the whole time i just thought i was bluffing with 9-high! cant believe i couldnt see the straight. overall a good night, that pot got my started on a heater, and ended the night well brag: i made teh nuhtz beat: i was so high i didnt even know it ok so like many of us young guys here on 2+2 i enjoy the pokerz,
and i enjoy the ganja, i usually believe that the two should be enjoyed separately, as smoking will make me tiered and weak minded after an hour or two and i dont play my A+ game, but i dont always follow this rule, as i also believe that smoking and playing will make me more patient, and makes the grind go a little easier. so, last night (sunday) i was at the chargers game in San Diego, (they won) and decide to go over to my usually card house (oceans 11) and play some 2-2, the game is very beatable, and i can usually expect to buy in for $100 and run that up to $300-$400 in about 3-4 hours. i was a little pumped up from the game, and drinking, and tailgating so i decided that this time it would be good idea to smoke a bowl, to calm me down and make sure i dont spew off chips to quick, as i usually like to double up and get to 100bb before i put on the straddle or mix it up with 53 so i smoke that **** up quick while driving to the casino, and now im feeling great! there is about a 5 min wait before i sit down at what i read as a weak passive table with one other young guy, and some older asians dudes, and one women who busted the ladies tourny earlier that day. so im sitting there, and im pretty high, but i got my hat and glasses on and sprayed some smell good on, so i dont think the table can notice, i had only played a few hands, calling a min riase with 109 , floating the flop and taking the pot down on the turn with a bet after original raisers checks to me. so im trying to focus on who is the fish and who not to **** with etc.... when this hand comes up....9 handed and im in the BB with 98 with about 100 behind a couple of limps, and then the hi-jack raises to 6 (covers hero, older asian guy, weak passive player for the most part) button calls, SB calls, I call and one of the limpers calls so we see a multi way flop of 673 i think its a pretty good flop for me, and i am not to worried about the other players, so i decide to lead for like 10, a smallish bet, but i no1 is ever gonna play back at me unless they have a set or overpair, everyone folds expt original raiser who simply calls. now this is the tricky part, (remember im really baked) i remember looking at the flop and thinking "ok i have a straight draw i have 9-8 i can catch few cards to make a straight, i think i need a 6 or a 10" totally mis reading the board. so the turn comes 5 giving me the nuhtz straight !!! zomg, ship it, gg etc...expt i totally dont see it, for some reason im so high i cant see i have the straight, but now the board is 6-7-5-3, and i dont put original raiser on a 4, so i decide to take my time, then check over to original raiser, he fires about 15, and thinking i just have air, decide to check riase to about 40, he thinks for a bit then smooth calls, right now im like "fcuk fcuk fcuk!!!! u were supoosed to fold there u nit! i have 9 high and now have to follow through on this bluff, i know he will call the river and im about to spew off $100 bux here, fcuk fcuk fcuk!" the river is like a 2 so i still have nuhtz, but still dont see it, still think i have 9high and missed my draw...b/c im so high so i decide to follow through with, what i thought was a bluff, moving all in for like $50 on the river, the whole time thinking to myself "fcuk fcuk, please dont call please dont call, i have 9-high" he makes a call after tanking for a min or so, and i am so distraught i cant speak, there is a big lump in my throat, and im just embarrassed that he called my "bluff", normally i would announce "9-high" in this type of situation, but i couldn't even speak i was so shocked he called, so i just turned over my hand sheepishly and the dealer pulls it to the board announcing "straight 9 high" and im like "wtf" "w00t w00t w00t" i cantz bealievez i havez the straightz villain mucks i just remained silent and didnt say anything, and quickly 1 hand scooped the pot. some other younger asian guy was just like "i knew it! i knew it!" i just sat there for a while silently laughing to myself, the whole time i just thought i was bluffing with 9-high! cant believe i couldnt see the straight. overall a good night, that pot got my started on a heater, and ended the night well brag: i made teh nuhtz beat: i was so high i didnt even know it ok so like many of us young guys here on 2+2 i enjoy the pokerz,
and i enjoy the ganja, i usually believe that the two should be enjoyed separately, as smoking will make me tiered and weak minded after an hour or two and i dont play my A+ game, but i dont always follow this rule, as i also believe that smoking and playing will make me more patient, and makes the grind go a little easier. so, last night (sunday) i was at the chargers game in San Diego, (they won) and decide to go over to my usually card house (oceans 11) and play some 2-2, the game is very beatable, and i can usually expect to buy in for $100 and run that up to $300-$400 in about 3-4 hours. i was a little pumped up from the game, and drinking, and tailgating so i decided that this time it would be good idea to smoke a bowl, to calm me down and make sure i dont spew off chips to quick, as i usually like to double up and get to 100bb before i put on the straddle or mix it up with 53 so i smoke that **** up quick while driving to the casino, and now im feeling great! there is about a 5 min wait before i sit down at what i read as a weak passive table with one other young guy, and some older asians dudes, and one women who busted the ladies tourny earlier that day. so im sitting there, and im pretty high, but i got my hat and glasses on and sprayed some smell good on, so i dont think the table can notice, i had only played a few hands, calling a min riase with 109 , floating the flop and taking the pot down on the turn with a bet after original raisers checks to me. so im trying to focus on who is the fish and who not to **** with etc.... when this hand comes up....9 handed and im in the BB with 98 with about 100 behind a couple of limps, and then the hi-jack raises to 6 (covers hero, older asian guy, weak passive player for the most part) button calls, SB calls, I call and one of the limpers calls so we see a multi way flop of 673 i think its a pretty good flop for me, and i am not to worried about the other players, so i decide to lead for like 10, a smallish bet, but i no1 is ever gonna play back at me unless they have a set or overpair, everyone folds expt original raiser who simply calls. now this is the tricky part, (remember im really baked) i remember looking at the flop and thinking "ok i have a straight draw i have 9-8 i can catch few cards to make a straight, i think i need a 6 or a 10" totally mis reading the board. so the turn comes 5 giving me the nuhtz straight !!! zomg, ship it, gg etc...expt i totally dont see it, for some reason im so high i cant see i have the straight, but now the board is 6-7-5-3, and i dont put original raiser on a 4, so i decide to take my time, then check over to original raiser, he fires about 15, and thinking i just have air, decide to check riase to about 40, he thinks for a bit then smooth calls, right now im like "fcuk fcuk fcuk!!!! u were supoosed to fold there u nit! i have 9 high and now have to follow through on this bluff, i know he will call the river and im about to spew off $100 bux here, fcuk fcuk fcuk!" the river is like a 2 so i still have nuhtz, but still dont see it, still think i have 9high and missed my draw...b/c im so high so i decide to follow through with, what i thought was a bluff, moving all in for like $50 on the river, the whole time thinking to myself "fcuk fcuk, please dont call please dont call, i have 9-high" he makes a call after tanking for a min or so, and i am so distraught i cant speak, there is a big lump in my throat, and im just embarrassed that he called my "bluff", normally i would announce "9-high" in this type of situation, but i couldn't even speak i was so shocked he called, so i just turned over my hand sheepishly and the dealer pulls it to the board announcing "straight 9 high" and im like "wtf" "w00t w00t w00t" i cantz bealievez i havez the straightz villain mucks i just remained silent and didnt say anything, and quickly 1 hand scooped the pot. some other younger asian guy was just like "i knew it! i knew it!" i just sat there for a while silently laughing to myself, the whole time i just thought i was bluffing with 9-high! cant believe i couldnt see the straight. overall a good night, that pot got my started on a heater, and ended the night well brag: i made teh nuhtz beat: i was so high i didnt even know it ok so like many of us young guys here on 2+2 i enjoy the pokerz,
and i enjoy the ganja, i usually believe that the two should be enjoyed separately, as smoking will make me tiered and weak minded after an hour or two and i dont play my A+ game, but i dont always follow this rule, as i also believe that smoking and playing will make me more patient, and makes the grind go a little easier. so, last night (sunday) i was at the chargers game in San Diego, (they won) and decide to go over to my usually card house (oceans 11) and play some 2-2, the game is very beatable, and i can usually expect to buy in for $100 and run that up to $300-$400 in about 3-4 hours. i was a little pumped up from the game, and drinking, and tailgating so i decided that this time it would be good idea to smoke a bowl, to calm me down and make sure i dont spew off chips to quick, as i usually like to double up and get to 100bb before i put on the straddle or mix it up with 53 so i smoke that **** up quick while driving to the casino, and now im feeling great! there is about a 5 min wait before i sit down at what i read as a weak passive table with one other young guy, and some older asians dudes, and one women who busted the ladies tourny earlier that day. so im sitting there, and im pretty high, but i got my hat and glasses on and sprayed some smell good on, so i dont think the table can notice, i had only played a few hands, calling a min riase with 109 , floating the flop and taking the pot down on the turn with a bet after original raisers checks to me. so im trying to focus on who is the fish and who not to **** with etc.... when this hand comes up....9 handed and im in the BB with 98 with about 100 behind a couple of limps, and then the hi-jack raises to 6 (covers hero, older asian guy, weak passive player for the most part) button calls, SB calls, I call and one of the limpers calls so we see a multi way flop of 673 i think its a pretty good flop for me, and i am not to worried about the other players, so i decide to lead for like 10, a smallish bet, but i no1 is ever gonna play back at me unless they have a set or overpair, everyone folds expt original raiser who simply calls. now this is the tricky part, (remember im really baked) i remember looking at the flop and thinking "ok i have a straight draw i have 9-8 i can catch few cards to make a straight, i think i need a 6 or a 10" totally mis reading the board. so the turn comes 5 giving me the nuhtz straight !!! zomg, ship it, gg etc...expt i totally dont see it, for some reason im so high i cant see i have the straight, but now the board is 6-7-5-3, and i dont put original raiser on a 4, so i decide to take my time, then check over to original raiser, he fires about 15, and thinking i just have air, decide to check riase to about 40, he thinks for a bit then smooth calls, right now im like "fcuk fcuk fcuk!!!! u were supoosed to fold there u nit! i have 9 high and now have to follow through on this bluff, i know he will call the river and im about to spew off $100 bux here, fcuk fcuk fcuk!" the river is like a 2 so i still have nuhtz, but still dont see it, still think i have 9high and missed my draw...b/c im so high so i decide to follow through with, what i thought was a bluff, moving all in for like $50 on the river, the whole time thinking to myself "fcuk fcuk, please dont call please dont call, i have 9-high" he makes a call after tanking for a min or so, and i am so distraught i cant speak, there is a big lump in my throat, and im just embarrassed that he called my "bluff", normally i would announce "9-high" in this type of situation, but i couldn't even speak i was so shocked he called, so i just turned over my hand sheepishly and the dealer pulls it to the board announcing "straight 9 high" and im like "wtf" "w00t w00t w00t" i cantz bealievez i havez the straightz villain mucks i just remained silent and didnt say anything, and quickly 1 hand scooped the pot. some other younger asian guy was just like "i knew it! i knew it!" i just sat there for a while silently laughing to myself, the whole time i just thought i was bluffing with 9-high! cant believe i couldnt see the straight. overall a good night, that pot got my started on a heater, and ended the night well brag: i made teh nuhtz beat: i was so high i didnt even know it ok so like many of us young guys here on 2+2 i enjoy the pokerz,
and i enjoy the ganja, i usually believe that the two should be enjoyed separately, as smoking will make me tiered and weak minded after an hour or two and i dont play my A+ game, but i dont always follow this rule, as i also believe that smoking and playing will make me more patient, and makes the grind go a little easier. so, last night (sunday) i was at the chargers game in San Diego, (they won) and decide to go over to my usually card house (oceans 11) and play some 2-2, the game is very beatable, and i can usually expect to buy in for $100 and run that up to $300-$400 in about 3-4 hours. i was a little pumped up from the game, and drinking, and tailgating so i decided that this time it would be good idea to smoke a bowl, to calm me down and make sure i dont spew off chips to quick, as i usually like to double up and get to 100bb before i put on the straddle or mix it up with 53 so i smoke that **** up quick while driving to the casino, and now im feeling great! there is about a 5 min wait before i sit down at what i read as a weak passive table with one other young guy, and some older asians dudes, and one women who busted the ladies tourny earlier that day. so im sitting there, and im pretty high, but i got my hat and glasses on and sprayed some smell good on, so i dont think the table can notice, i had only played a few hands, calling a min riase with 109 , floating the flop and taking the pot down on the turn with a bet after original raisers checks to me. so im trying to focus on who is the fish and who not to **** with etc.... when this hand comes up....9 handed and im in the BB with 98 with about 100 behind a couple of limps, and then the hi-jack raises to 6 (covers hero, older asian guy, weak passive player for the most part) button calls, SB calls, I call and one of the limpers calls so we see a multi way flop of 673 i think its a pretty good flop for me, and i am not to worried about the other players, so i decide to lead for like 10, a smallish bet, but i no1 is ever gonna play back at me unless they have a set or overpair, everyone folds expt original raiser who simply calls. now this is the tricky part, (remember im really baked) i remember looking at the flop and thinking "ok i have a straight draw i have 9-8 i can catch few cards to make a straight, i think i need a 6 or a 10" totally mis reading the board. so the turn comes 5 giving me the nuhtz straight !!! zomg, ship it, gg etc...expt i totally dont see it, for some reason im so high i cant see i have the straight, but now the board is 6-7-5-3, and i dont put original raiser on a 4, so i decide to take my time, then check over to original raiser, he fires about 15, and thinking i just have air, decide to check riase to about 40, he thinks for a bit then smooth calls, right now im like "fcuk fcuk fcuk!!!! u were supoosed to fold there u nit! i have 9 high and now have to follow through on this bluff, i know he will call the river and im about to spew off $100 bux here, fcuk fcuk fcuk!" the river is like a 2 so i still have nuhtz, but still dont see it, still think i have 9high and missed my draw...b/c im so high so i decide to follow through with, what i thought was a bluff, moving all in for like $50 on the river, the whole time thinking to myself "fcuk fcuk, please dont call please dont call, i have 9-high" he makes a call after tanking for a min or so, and i am so distraught i cant speak, there is a big lump in my throat, and im just embarrassed that he called my "bluff", normally i would announce "9-high" in this type of situation, but i couldn't even speak i was so shocked he called, so i just turned over my hand sheepishly and the dealer pulls it to the board announcing "straight 9 high" and im like "wtf" "w00t w00t w00t" i cantz bealievez i havez the straightz villain mucks i just remained silent and didnt say anything, and quickly 1 hand scooped the pot. some other younger asian guy was just like "i knew it! i knew it!" i just sat there for a while silently laughing to myself, the whole time i just thought i was bluffing with 9-high! cant believe i couldnt see the straight. overall a good night, that pot got my started on a heater, and ended the night well brag: i made teh nuhtz beat: i was so high i didnt even know it

so im sitting there, and im pretty high, but i got my hat and glasses on and sprayed some smell good on, so i dont think the table can notice
so im sitting there, and im pretty high, but i got my hat and glasses on and sprayed some smell good on, so i dont think the table can notice
so im sitting there, and im pretty high, but i got my hat and glasses on and sprayed some smell good on, so i dont think the table can notice

I concurr with what was said above.

do you have an issue with adding z's on the end of everything?

i picture you as

if they belong to the female species?? yes


ZOMG its that dude from heroes.. he can freeze time you know

Lol at the picture.

I've never been high playing cards, maybe I should try it