Table is too big for pingpong. Too small for football. One player is holding a ball. Obviously some weird ROW sport.

There's a net, so I think it might be some sort of billiards game.

France losing.
How surprising for France to lose at anything.

Im ok my mouse is ok

Im very nice

Very soft and fresh.

Spring.

Sammy **** you

Fran is very nice and soft very good

Very good indeed.

Mickyčarli, fake hetero, how comes fiddle didnt ban your mouse?

Very weird.

Did he tell you to put on womens clothes on your mouse?

Bad fiddle sticks

AaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAA. When I wrote that **** yesterday or the day before or soemthing I had no idea my resolve was being tested that much. Today I dodnt pull the trigger on like the easiest lay ever. Since thids is the internet and nobody cares and whatnot I will admit this was maybe30% bcos I dint want to cheat on my gf and 70% bcos this girl was seriously nuts. Not like normal girl nutsm like other level. I sapre you the deautils. She lives in a h0tel suite in the most expesnive part of town. LOL. Liek lievs there it didnt look anything like she was there temproarily. Grantet zhat is maybe on ethird or the size of my condo. Rich guys problems l0l. SHe was a solid 8 though so theres that. Also I have to attend somne BS 1h event in 6.5h and pretend that Im kind of sober. Thank you som uch Morph. Good thingt Im lke the most experiecned person ever in this kind o F BS. FML:

Gift from her lol

Calm down fwwm.

Whats going on?

Tell me in 10 words and I will help your mouse

Why would she give you that? Did you kill her afterwards?

Still alive?

Very weird friday

Also she was half japanese if you belive what ewas saying

Makes prrfect sense.

Good luck Mr. F.

Very nice and soft song

Hai mrnmkkkkk very soft

Sorry I listen to Selena only.
It's my happy song

This is absolute garbage. That little prick thinks he has a shred of talent because his late father was a successful singer. Use your name for the greater good? Do anything useful or meaningful at all? No, of course not, you had to open your mouse and vomit this excuse of a song all over the country. Thanks for making the Netherlands a ****tier place, André Hazes Jr. (and Morph).

Sheep is a bit disappointed in Mr. Mr.mmmKay's mouse right meow.

Attempt nr. 2

That's nice and soft, Mr. Mr.mmmKay.

Sheep i have bad news.

I ate multiple animals since my last report and Im sorry.

RIP animals

Mr. mmmKay ate organic animals today. Organic meat is Mr Sheep's favourite meat