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09-03-2010 , 05:53 PM

#151

quadsas

banned

Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 1,853

Such an epic thread it's unbelievable

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09-03-2010 , 05:57 PM

#152

rmoriar1

old hand

Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 1,981

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Originally Posted by garrettgd

Lol im actually pretty normal. Anyways guys I got a new account full tilt so ill be banned again shortly! =D

FYP

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09-03-2010 , 06:00 PM

#153

Aptronym

journeyman

Join Date: Sep 2010 Posts: 361

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Originally Posted by garrettgd

Lol im actually pretty normal. Anyways guys I got a new account full tilt so ill be hitting the tables shortly! =D

What's your new screen name?

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09-03-2010 , 06:05 PM

#154

aliarspocket

centurion

Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 102

I bet the day Osama Bin Laden touches a computer the internet will know how many pimples he has on his dick. I just love how much info some people can dig up in 2p2 from just simple twitter posts (that colluding thread) or stuff like this. I understand some of its pretty easy but a few of you guys should get a career working for the police

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09-03-2010 , 06:07 PM

#155

goingsomewhere

centurion

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 160

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Originally Posted by garrettgd

16 when i posted it. 18 now

Dude you spell at the level of a 9 year old. Please make yourself useful and get a job at tim horton's-the drive-thru is getting slower and slower by the day

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09-03-2010 , 06:12 PM

#156

ItsMyShow

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 2,038

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Originally Posted by WEC

Guy definitely has scammer in him, and from other posts I have read of his he almost certainly is underage if anyone cares.

What is this?
http://www.pokerforums.org/general-o...tml#post280433

Hello all, well recently I purchased a mastercraft boat and am excpecting a large bill in two weeks so I had to empty out my bankroll =(. I went on today to deposit another 600 on but it said I maxed out for the month. I contacted stars to ask for a higher deposit limit but since I asked for restrictions on myself a couple months ago they said they wont do it. Anyways my username is naslund33 and im hoping I can work out a deal with someone to transfer me anywhere for 100-3000 tonight, Ill be able to pay you back on august 18th when Im aloud to deposit again. Feel free to look at my account winnings im not a losing player =)
I am willing to give a 6% interest back to the person who transfers it to me to
thanks,

Haha, Also I see Damien even made a comment on this guys PTR....Don't piss this Damien guy off :laugh:

this is the first time i have actually spent 5 minutes laughing out loud to myself from a forum post

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09-03-2010 , 06:15 PM

#157

kylephilly

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 9,370

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09-03-2010 , 06:19 PM

#158

tonymission

newbie

Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 38

the fake friend of the fake naslund was by far the best... wife questioned what the hell i was laughing at.

i really really want to hear a call-in interview with this guy.

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09-03-2010 , 06:20 PM

#159

lostsoul

grinder

Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 546

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Originally Posted by garrettgd

Lol im actually pretty normal. Anyways guys I got a new account full tilt so ill be hitting the tables shortly! =D

Seek Help!!!

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09-03-2010 , 06:20 PM

#160

Vas Legas

grinder

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 589

Cliffs please?

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09-03-2010 , 06:21 PM

#161

blink20

veteran

Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 2,164

I think its pretty sick how a ton of his crazy actions are all over online and showed in this thread. I guess the news has been right lately how you need to be careful, especially younger ones, about what you post online about yourself.

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09-03-2010 , 06:26 PM

#162

LeadbellyDan

old hand

Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 1,939

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Originally Posted by garrettgd55

I know naslund55 and he's definitely not naslund33.

This really is too good. Someone give this guy a shiny.

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09-03-2010 , 06:26 PM

#163

garrettgd

banned

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 101

haha I am enojoying all of this. I'd be willing to to a interview for 2+2 loool

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09-03-2010 , 06:27 PM

#164

garrettgd

banned

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 101

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Originally Posted by LeadbellyDan

This really is too good. Someone give this guy a shiny.

garrettgd55 isnt me someone did that as a joke

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09-03-2010 , 06:33 PM

#165

Cliffs?

grinder

Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 540

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Originally Posted by Vas Legas

Cliffs please?

Nope - read the thread.

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09-03-2010 , 06:36 PM

#166

PropPlayer

Sports Betting Mod

Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 3,798

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Originally Posted by Vas Legas

Cliffs please?

I'll just give you the general consensus of what can be learned ITT:

1) gambling debts are just about NEVER enforceable (without a gun) so make sure only to bet with trustworthy people.
2) after stealing from your maid, just apologize and maybe pay her back double.
3) the above might only apply if the maid "find outs" .
4) If vaginas gross you out you're gay.
5) It's okay if penis's don't bother you - so long as the above applies.
6) shipping $5 to someone scammed out for $5 brings you good luck.
7) when multi accounting don't use similar names. Example Metfan1, Metsfan2 in the same SNG looks suspicious.

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09-03-2010 , 06:40 PM

#167

EconTheory

enthusiast

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 52

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Originally Posted by PropPlayer

rofl

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09-03-2010 , 06:43 PM

#168

tonymission

newbie

Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 38

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Originally Posted by garrettgd

garrettgd55 isnt me someone did that as a joke

dont lie.

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09-03-2010 , 06:49 PM

#169

NWJim

grinder

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 523

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Originally Posted by garrettgd

Lol im actually pretty normal. Anyways guys I got a new account full tilt so ill be hitting the tables shortly! =D

From my experience, when someone has to qualify that they are something, they are usually not that thing. When a poker player has to tell someone he is a good player, he is usually a fish. When someone has to go out of the way to tell someone he is normal, that means he has some issues. I would follow the advice of the poster that says go and find a professional counselor/therapist, cause you can certainly use one. Continued lying and cultivation of multiple personas is not going to help you.

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09-03-2010 , 06:54 PM

#170

TBobLP

can't finish

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 22,287

the canucks suck

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09-03-2010 , 07:06 PM

#171

Rusemandingo

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 14,067

Got the hh.

naslund55 folds
naslund55: im begging anyone
naslund55: to send me a few bucks
naslund55: please

I think he said a bunch before the tourney started too but the hh doesnt have that.

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09-03-2010 , 07:17 PM

#172

BILLGATESISAWHORE

banned

Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 354

I mean its funny, and i'dbe lying if i said i haven't laughed hard reading this thread BUT this kid has serious problems and instead of flaming him for being a complete ******, i think offering help would be more benificial.

You have clear problems with gambling and lying and you need to seek help.

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09-03-2010 , 07:18 PM

#173

RobFarha

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 9,685

I wish I could be as degenerate as this kid

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09-03-2010 , 07:45 PM

#174

cilldroichid

journeyman

Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 289

In my 5 years lurking on 2+2 i've read some mad and weird threads but this one tops the lot. Whatever else he his, give the guy credit for a sense of humour, intentional or not.

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09-03-2010 , 08:00 PM

#175

garrettgd

banned

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 101

You guys portray me as this physcopath thief but im really not. Im 15 years old yes ive done some dumb things (owed a guy 50 bucks so tried stealing from my maid) hacked xboxs with a few buddys for fun and have a bit of gambling problem. But I can assure you I do not have a mental dissorder of any kind and am a perfectly f*cktional child =).

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