Naslund33 doesn't pay his bets - Page 10 - Poker Beats Brags and Variance

Kid, you're fine. You just have too much time on your hands, a lot of imagination, and a pretty weak moral foundation.

Don't ask people for advice, most people are ******ed and will steer you in the wrong direction.

Instead, use your brain. Sit down and think. Don't think while jacking off or watching TV or coming up with plans to scam people.
Sit down in your room, no music, no phone, no computer, and use your brain to make sense out of your life.

If you do that, you'll be fine. If you don't, you'll be like 99% of the world, a clueless idiot going through life with absolutely no awareness of your own actions, except with less inhibitions than most.

Get your **** together. Now.

Also work on your math, this world doesn't like people who suck at math.

Biggest idiot iver seen. such a ****ing nerd

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09-03-2010 , 10:05 PM

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garrettgd

banned

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 101

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Originally Posted by quadsas

Biggest idiot iver seen. such a ****ing nerd

lmao

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09-03-2010 , 10:14 PM

#228

HeavyTrev

adept

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 1,189

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Originally Posted by Wolverine

http://pokerforums.fulltiltpoker.com...light=#1092444

Sounds like the same guy. A little searching on the FTP forum shows his other posts were deleted for begging for small $ amounts.

It appears he was also playing on FTP under the account garrettgd in August - same month he registered on 2+2 (and then I'm guessing got banned).

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garrettgd wrote:

Alright, so ive probably lost about 300 dollars playing online poker in the last couple months, I know im good but I just dont have good bankroll management skills. I started off with a 25 dollar deposit worked that up to about 350 but then started playing 2-4 and lost it all. And then did that again with a couple 50 dollar deposits. Anyways I need to know the quickest way to turn my 100 dollar bankroll into 600. Theres no way ill have the patience to grind out 1/2. Any other options?

Wish you would have posted this in a 2p2 forum originally

Last edited by HeavyTrev; 09-03-2010 at 10:24 PM.

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09-03-2010 , 10:41 PM

#229

HomeStar

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Originally Posted by garrettgd

the first respectful post on this thread

You do realize he's calling you a complete idiot in a nice-ish way, right?

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09-03-2010 , 10:43 PM

#230

Aptronym

journeyman

Join Date: Sep 2010 Posts: 361

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Originally Posted by garrettgd

garrettgd55 *** off your ruining my reputation

I think that ship has pretty much sailed.

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09-03-2010 , 10:44 PM

#231

garrettgd

banned

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 101

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Originally Posted by HomeStar

You do realize he's calling you a complete idiot in a nice-ish way, right?

Actually no, he actually had the curtise to step aside and send me a long private message which was very insightful. So no he was actually being very nice

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09-03-2010 , 10:50 PM

#232

Actionjunkie

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Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 1,032

Well as long as he had curtise.

P.S. The world also hates people that suck at spelling .

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09-03-2010 , 10:52 PM

#233

garrettgd

banned

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 101

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Originally Posted by Actionjunkie

Well as long as he had curtise.

P.S. The world also hates people that suck at spelling .

Ya I figured I spelt it wrong

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09-03-2010 , 10:54 PM

#234

HomeStar

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Originally Posted by garrettgd

Actually no, he actually had the curtise to step aside and send me a long private message which was very insightful. So no he was actually being very nice

That doesn't mean he wasn't calling you out for being an idiot. He he did, and he was, regardless of his motivations maybe being genuinely sincere.

PS-

Your mastery of the ancient art of fail is quite impressive on all fronts. Stop being such a scumbag, tell your parents to discontinue your ISP service and never come back to the internet. I see much more fail in your future

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09-03-2010 , 11:03 PM

#235

dupie

journeyman

Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 379

kids, they're so gullible

garrettgd
enthusiast

Join Date: Aug 2010
Posts: 92

Re: picture
k gman994 is the username. im taken the pic now wanna see funds in account though

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09-03-2010 , 11:06 PM

#236

garrettgd

banned

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 101

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Originally Posted by dupie

kids, they're so gullible

garrettgd
enthusiast

Join Date: Aug 2010
Posts: 92

Re: picture
k gman994 is the username. im taken the pic now wanna see funds in account though

haha knew it

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09-03-2010 , 11:07 PM

#237

dupie

journeyman

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silly rabbit, trix are for kids

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09-03-2010 , 11:08 PM

#238

garrettgd

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I gave him my old ftp anyways so it doesnt matter. got two others

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09-03-2010 , 11:16 PM

#239

ItsOnlyChips

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Originally Posted by garrettgd

I gave him my old ftp anyways so it doesnt matter. got two others

it's only old because u just created a new one

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09-03-2010 , 11:17 PM

#240

garrettgd

banned

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 101

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Originally Posted by ItsOnlyChips

it's only old because u just created a new one

Yea lol, im playing on party for money now. Just freerolling on full tilt. Im beasting a freeroll right now

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09-03-2010 , 11:22 PM

#241

Bdidd

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 11,104

There has got to be a level in here somewhere right?

I mean this all can't be legit.

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09-03-2010 , 11:30 PM

#242

garrettgd

banned

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 101

Im fourteenth out of 2200 in a freeroll everyone come rail me=)

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09-03-2010 , 11:31 PM

#243

garrettgd

banned

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 101

down to 70 players

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09-03-2010 , 11:35 PM

#244

garrettgd

banned

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 101

**** just lost 7's full of nines to jacks full. down to 20k chips

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09-03-2010 , 11:39 PM

#245

Rusemandingo

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WTF why is this thread turning into this moron's blog.

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09-03-2010 , 11:40 PM

#246

garrettgd

banned

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 101

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Originally Posted by Rusemandingo

WTF why is this thread turning into this moron's blog.

hey *** you buddy

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09-03-2010 , 11:43 PM

#247

Rusemandingo

Carpal \'Tunnel

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You'd like to wouldnt you?

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09-03-2010 , 11:49 PM

#248

HugMeDonkey

centurion

Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 126

Epicness potential strongly decreased.

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09-03-2010 , 11:56 PM

#249

coolnout

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 12,430

so u played a freeroll for 3+ hours and didn't cash. BALLER

mods just ban this idiot

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09-03-2010 , 11:57 PM

#250

garrettgd

banned

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 101

Ya i busted out in 52nd. Will post pic of me with sign for 20 bucks. (10 before 10 after)

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