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07-28-2010 , 09:58 PM

#51

UnitedAs1

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Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 2,959

Nice I like it, not a fail good job

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07-28-2010 , 10:09 PM

#52

the machine

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 10,551

ty tyvm, but im goin to the bar to get more rodrunko

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07-29-2010 , 05:42 AM

#53

avielem

grinder

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 552

Quote:

Originally Posted by yelnatsho

what is a born language?

lie telling=lying, fwiw

hebrew

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07-29-2010 , 05:47 AM

#54

avielem

grinder

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 552

Quote:

Originally Posted by jakey

OP is right. Full Tilt was designed so that whenever OP is involved in a hand, OP always loses. It was the major principle behind the design of FT software and is even included in their mission statement - "To create the best online poker experience, except for a player who goes by the name avielem"

FT is targetting you OP, and you alone. They are out to get you. In fact, I just saw a news clip on CNN stating that the best investment of all time is to put your money in bad against OP on FT

finally someone who understands

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07-29-2010 , 05:51 AM

#55

avielem

grinder

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 552

Quote:

Originally Posted by King Fish

please post long-term graphs.

yeah, I thought so.

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07-29-2010 , 05:56 AM

#56

ballbag79

banned

Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 3,896

Quote:

Originally Posted by avielem

big whoop kf chip dump's that much to his dad every nite

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07-29-2010 , 06:47 AM

#57

kukiszabi

journeyman

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 273

Quote:

Originally Posted by avielem

finally someone who understands

he's gotta be double leveling us

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07-29-2010 , 07:18 AM

#58

Predator314

old hand

Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 1,725

Thanks for the free money OP.

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07-29-2010 , 07:42 AM

#59

limpshove!

journeyman

Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 347

problem solved.

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07-29-2010 , 10:37 AM

#60

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,065

Quote:

Originally Posted by avielem

And this graph backs up your OP how?

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07-29-2010 , 10:45 AM

#61

TuckFard

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Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 3,192

Quote:

Originally Posted by King Fish

And this graph backs up your OP how?

he ran bad over 900 tourneys...

lol

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07-29-2010 , 10:51 AM

#62

assjack1

newbie

Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 38

Quote:

Shut up DURR I'm trying to talk!
Hey Full Tilt, that's your top pro screamin in the trunk

Actually lol'd.

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07-29-2010 , 11:04 AM

#63

dandorr

grinder

Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 589

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See Full Tilt; {*screaming*
Shut up DURR I'm trying to talk!
Hey Full Tilt, that's your top pro screamin in the trunk
but I didn't slit his throat, I just open shoved his roll, see I ain't like you
cause if he's grindin uNL he'll suffer more, and then he'll be doomswitched too
Well, gotta go, I'm almost busto now
Oh ****, I forgot, how am I supposed to robusto now?

A+

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07-29-2010 , 11:07 AM

#64

AnonMan2002

centurion

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 166

i 2-outered some moron for $110 yesterday. haha!

(beat - usually they 2-outer me :-( )

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07-29-2010 , 11:28 AM

#65

roggo

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Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 2,172

Quote:

Originally Posted by avielem

If this is truly OP's chart I hope you die OP.

And by "die", I mean live a long healthy life and have many beautiful babies with large breasted females.

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07-29-2010 , 12:10 PM

#66

apetilt

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Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 494

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Originally Posted by the machine

EPIC, laughed my ass off!!!

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07-29-2010 , 01:11 PM

#67

avielem

grinder

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 552

Quote:

Originally Posted by roggo

If this is truly OP's chart I hope you die OP.

And by "die", I mean live a long healthy life and have many beautiful babies with large breasted females.

i lol'd

that's my graph i always run bad but once in a while i used to have 1 tourney that helps me bounce back , but it stopped .

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07-29-2010 , 01:20 PM

#68

NomoneyHU.

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Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 6,061

i wish you to go into bankruptcy and lose everything . if I'll get the chance someday i will do any thing in my power in order to hurt your image and tell the truth.
by no other way to describe it you are cowards , this site is called full TILT poker for a reason ,
i wish you to go into bankruptcy and lose everything . if I'll get the chance someday i will do any thing in my power in order to hurt your image and tell the truth.
by no other way to describe it you are cowards , this site is called full TILT poker for a reason ,
i wish you to go into bankruptcy and lose everything . if I'll get the chance someday i will do any thing in my power in order to hurt your image and tell the truth.
by no other way to describe it you are cowards , this site is called full TILT poker for a reason ,
i wish you to go into bankruptcy and lose everything . if I'll get the chance someday i will do any thing in my power in order to hurt your image and tell the truth.
by no other way to describe it you are cowards , this site is called full TILT poker for a reason ,
i wish you to go into bankruptcy and lose everything . if I'll get the chance someday i will do any thing in my power in order to hurt your image and tell the truth.
by no other way to describe it you are cowards , this site is called full TILT poker for a reason ,
i wish you to go into bankruptcy and lose everything . if I'll get the chance someday i will do any thing in my power in order to hurt your image and tell the truth.
by no other way to describe it you are cowards , this site is called full TILT poker for a reason ,
i wish you to go into bankruptcy and lose everything . if I'll get the chance someday i will do any thing in my power in order to hurt your image and tell the truth.
by no other way to describe it you are cowards , this site is called full TILT poker for a reason ,

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07-29-2010 , 01:39 PM

#69

fourie

journeyman

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 385

i love this thread

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07-29-2010 , 03:51 PM

#70

slidey1

grinder

Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 602

Quote:

Originally Posted by EminentFate

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyHwM8WP0Z4
Dear Full Tilt-I'm-Too-Good-To-Call-Or-Write-My-Playa's,
this'll be the last email I ever send your ass
It's been six months and still no email - I don't deserve it?
I know you got my last two emails;
I wrote the addresses on 'em perfect
So this is my cassette I'm sending you, I hope you hear it
I'm in the car right now, I'm doing 90 on the freeway
Hey FTP, I drank a fifth of vodka, you dare me to drive?
You know the song by Phil Collins, "In the Air of the Night"
about that guy who coulda saved that other guy from drowning
but didn't, then Phil saw it all, then at a show he found him?
That's kinda how this is, you coulda rescued me from drowning
Now it's too late - I'm on a 1000 downers now, I'm drowsy
and all I wanted was a lousy email
I hope you know I ripped ALL of your pictures off the wall
I love you FTP, we coulda been together, think about it
You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it
And when you dream I hope you can't sleep and you SCREAM about it
I hope your conscience EATS AT YOU and you can't BREATHE without me
See Full Tilt; {*screaming*
Shut up bitch! I'm trying to talk!
Hey Full Tilt, that's my girlfriend screamin in the trunk
but I didn't slit her throat, I just tied her up, see I ain't like you
cause if she suffocates she'll suffer more, and then she'll die too
Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the bridge now
Oh ****, I forgot, how am I supposed to send this **** out?

On 07/28/2010 15:50, Full Tilt Poker - Support.com wrote:
> This message was automatically sent from Full Tilt Poker, and no response is necessary.
>
> We have received your email, and a representative will respond to you shortly.
>
> Thank you for playing at Full Tilt Poker

Amazing. True LOL at work for me, thank you for this

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07-29-2010 , 04:14 PM

#71

satfat

journeyman

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 223

OP was born with a language. i am suitably impressed

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07-29-2010 , 05:54 PM

#72

Eastgate Face

enthusiast

Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 66

Drawing dead, wondering why
Got all in on the turn
Super user's at my window
And he stole my roll
But even if I checked
I would reraise him
Because I'm such a donk
Now remind me that I'm so so bad

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