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Old 07-28-2010, 09:58 PM   #51
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Re: MY LETTER FOR FULL TILT ( LANGUAGE ISSUES INSIDE)

Nice I like it, not a fail good job
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Old 07-28-2010, 10:09 PM   #52
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ty tyvm, but im goin to the bar to get more rodrunko
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Old 07-29-2010, 05:42 AM   #53
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what is a born language?

lie telling=lying, fwiw
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Old 07-29-2010, 05:47 AM   #54
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OP is right. Full Tilt was designed so that whenever OP is involved in a hand, OP always loses. It was the major principle behind the design of FT software and is even included in their mission statement - "To create the best online poker experience, except for a player who goes by the name avielem"

FT is targetting you OP, and you alone. They are out to get you. In fact, I just saw a news clip on CNN stating that the best investment of all time is to put your money in bad against OP on FT
finally someone who understands
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Old 07-29-2010, 05:51 AM   #55
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please post long-term graphs.

yeah, I thought so.
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Old 07-29-2010, 05:56 AM   #56
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big whoop kf chip dump's that much to his dad every nite
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Old 07-29-2010, 06:47 AM   #57
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finally someone who understands
he's gotta be double leveling us
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Old 07-29-2010, 07:18 AM   #58
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Thanks for the free money OP.
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Old 07-29-2010, 07:42 AM   #59
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problem solved.
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Old 07-29-2010, 10:37 AM   #60
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And this graph backs up your OP how?
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Old 07-29-2010, 10:45 AM   #61
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And this graph backs up your OP how?
he ran bad over 900 tourneys...

lol
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Old 07-29-2010, 10:51 AM   #62
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Shut up DURR I'm trying to talk!
Hey Full Tilt, that's your top pro screamin in the trunk
Actually lol'd.
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Old 07-29-2010, 11:04 AM   #63
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See Full Tilt; {*screaming*
Shut up DURR I'm trying to talk!
Hey Full Tilt, that's your top pro screamin in the trunk
but I didn't slit his throat, I just open shoved his roll, see I ain't like you
cause if he's grindin uNL he'll suffer more, and then he'll be doomswitched too
Well, gotta go, I'm almost busto now
Oh ****, I forgot, how am I supposed to robusto now?
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Old 07-29-2010, 11:07 AM   #64
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i 2-outered some moron for $110 yesterday. haha!

(beat - usually they 2-outer me :-( )
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Old 07-29-2010, 11:28 AM   #65
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If this is truly OP's chart I hope you die OP.

And by "die", I mean live a long healthy life and have many beautiful babies with large breasted females.
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Old 07-29-2010, 12:10 PM   #66
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See Full Tilt; {*screaming*
Shut up DURR I'm trying to talk!
Hey Full Tilt, that's your top pro screamin in the trunk
but I didn't slit his throat, I just open shoved his roll, see I ain't like you
cause if he's grindin uNL he'll suffer more,

EPIC, laughed my ass off!!!
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Old 07-29-2010, 01:11 PM   #67
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If this is truly OP's chart I hope you die OP.

And by "die", I mean live a long healthy life and have many beautiful babies with large breasted females.
i lol'd

that's my graph i always run bad but once in a while i used to have 1 tourney that helps me bounce back , but it stopped .
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Old 07-29-2010, 01:20 PM   #68
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i wish you to go into bankruptcy and lose everything . if I'll get the chance someday i will do any thing in my power in order to hurt your image and tell the truth.
by no other way to describe it you are cowards , this site is called full TILT poker for a reason ,
i wish you to go into bankruptcy and lose everything . if I'll get the chance someday i will do any thing in my power in order to hurt your image and tell the truth.
by no other way to describe it you are cowards , this site is called full TILT poker for a reason ,

i wish you to go into bankruptcy and lose everything . if I'll get the chance someday i will do any thing in my power in order to hurt your image and tell the truth.
by no other way to describe it you are cowards , this site is called full TILT poker for a reason ,

i wish you to go into bankruptcy and lose everything . if I'll get the chance someday i will do any thing in my power in order to hurt your image and tell the truth.
by no other way to describe it you are cowards , this site is called full TILT poker for a reason ,

i wish you to go into bankruptcy and lose everything . if I'll get the chance someday i will do any thing in my power in order to hurt your image and tell the truth.
by no other way to describe it you are cowards , this site is called full TILT poker for a reason ,

i wish you to go into bankruptcy and lose everything . if I'll get the chance someday i will do any thing in my power in order to hurt your image and tell the truth.
by no other way to describe it you are cowards , this site is called full TILT poker for a reason ,

i wish you to go into bankruptcy and lose everything . if I'll get the chance someday i will do any thing in my power in order to hurt your image and tell the truth.
by no other way to describe it you are cowards , this site is called full TILT poker for a reason ,
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Old 07-29-2010, 01:39 PM   #69
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i love this thread
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Old 07-29-2010, 03:51 PM   #70
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyHwM8WP0Z4
Dear Full Tilt-I'm-Too-Good-To-Call-Or-Write-My-Playa's,
this'll be the last email I ever send your ass
It's been six months and still no email - I don't deserve it?
I know you got my last two emails;
I wrote the addresses on 'em perfect
So this is my cassette I'm sending you, I hope you hear it
I'm in the car right now, I'm doing 90 on the freeway
Hey FTP, I drank a fifth of vodka, you dare me to drive?
You know the song by Phil Collins, "In the Air of the Night"
about that guy who coulda saved that other guy from drowning
but didn't, then Phil saw it all, then at a show he found him?
That's kinda how this is, you coulda rescued me from drowning
Now it's too late - I'm on a 1000 downers now, I'm drowsy
and all I wanted was a lousy email
I hope you know I ripped ALL of your pictures off the wall
I love you FTP, we coulda been together, think about it
You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it
And when you dream I hope you can't sleep and you SCREAM about it
I hope your conscience EATS AT YOU and you can't BREATHE without me
See Full Tilt; {*screaming*
Shut up *****! I'm trying to talk!
Hey Full Tilt, that's my girlfriend screamin in the trunk
but I didn't slit her throat, I just tied her up, see I ain't like you
cause if she suffocates she'll suffer more, and then she'll die too
Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the bridge now
Oh ****, I forgot, how am I supposed to send this **** out?

On 07/28/2010 15:50, Full Tilt Poker - Support.com wrote:
> This message was automatically sent from Full Tilt Poker, and no response is necessary.
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> We have received your email, and a representative will respond to you shortly.
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> Thank you for playing at Full Tilt Poker
Amazing. True LOL at work for me, thank you for this
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Old 07-29-2010, 04:14 PM   #71
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OP was born with a language. i am suitably impressed
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Old 07-29-2010, 05:54 PM   #72
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Drawing dead, wondering why
Got all in on the turn
Super user's at my window
And he stole my roll
But even if I checked
I would reraise him
Because I'm such a donk
Now remind me that I'm so so bad
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