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Old 09-13-2005, 04:14 PM   #101
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Prison is easy. All you have to do is get a cell on the top tier and throw the biggest, ugliest motherf'er off of that tier on your first day.

After that, it's all applesauce and cigarettes.
This actually made me laugh out loud
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Old 09-13-2005, 09:17 PM   #102
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I'd like to thank all of you for making my evening. I had tears running down my cheeks from crying so loud. The best part was the "other" virginity line. Classic.
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Old 09-14-2005, 02:29 AM   #103
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haha, I forgot I wrote that.... best thread in home poker... ever.
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Old 10-17-2005, 07:47 AM   #104
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Bump. And you're welcome.
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Old 10-17-2005, 09:55 AM   #105
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lol this is riiiiiiiiighteous
where is tworooks when you need him? i think he is scared to come back
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Old 10-17-2005, 05:23 PM   #106
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wow this thing just keeps going huh....i remember reading this in april, but i still laugh everytime it pops back up
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Old 10-18-2005, 04:55 AM   #107
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This is not something you want to get into. Having strange people frequent your home, breaking state laws, liability if anyone gets injured in your home. Poker players just love lawsuits. If you want to play with your friends for fun or for small micro limit tournaments that's one thing, but trying to manage a house of gambling is not an adventure the state will allow you to get away with nor do you want to.



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Old 10-18-2005, 08:44 AM   #108
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wow this thing just keeps going huh....i remember reading this in april, but i still laugh everytime it pops back up
Personally, my favorite part is, everytime it gets bumped, some boner insists on offering 'real' advice. (see above)
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Old 10-18-2005, 11:26 AM   #109
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lol....nh
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Old 10-18-2005, 05:19 PM   #110
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This is not something you want to get into. Having strange people frequent your home, breaking state laws, liability if anyone gets injured in your home. Poker players just love lawsuits. If you want to play with your friends for fun or for small micro limit tournaments that's one thing, but trying to manage a house of gambling is not an adventure the state will allow you to get away with nor do you want to.



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Obviously u haven't read the above post, lol this must be one of the boners
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Old 10-18-2005, 10:51 PM   #111
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Wow, and the most ambitious thing I went for as a minor (I'm 28 now) was to beat level 25 on Tetris.

That being said, tworooks, you're a jackass and should not even think of doing this. Aside from the legal aspects (which you say you don't want to hear about), it's really not wise to advertise a "questionable" home game on a website, admit you're a minor, and ask for tips. It's not really rocket science to figure out that your game will not last long.
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Old 10-19-2005, 12:49 AM   #112
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How did TwoRocks survive posting 623 times on this forum??
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Old 10-19-2005, 01:17 PM   #113
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This thread ranks up there among the all time greats. Supbro, pattern mapper, home casino, and the "she dissed me in her blog" thread are all priceless.
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Old 10-19-2005, 02:18 PM   #114
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Dude, over 10,000 people have viewed your post...just think about how popular this casino is going to be!
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Old 10-19-2005, 02:22 PM   #115
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Dude, over 10,000 people have viewed your post...just think about how popular this casino is going to be!
lol one of the funnier comments
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Old 10-20-2005, 12:24 AM   #116
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tworooks got banned
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Old 10-20-2005, 12:26 AM   #117
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I don't believe that's correct. Unless you are him, I did a search and his last post isn't ban worthy or anything so I don't think he was banned.

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Old 10-20-2005, 09:12 PM   #118
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His last post got deleted by "[censored]", which is why it doesn't pop up on the recent post list, I guess.
Got banned for permanently for "posting nudity in OOT".
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Old 10-22-2005, 12:04 PM   #119
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wow this thing just keeps going huh....i remember reading this in april, but i still laugh everytime it pops back up
Personally, my favorite part is, everytime it gets bumped, some boner insists on offering 'real' advice. (see above)
Good call. I love all the practical advice...
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Old 10-26-2005, 08:50 PM   #120
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Wow, and the most ambitious thing I went for as a minor (I'm 28 now) was to beat level 25 on Tetris.

damn you got up to level 25? that's actually pretty sweet IMO...
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Old 10-26-2005, 09:46 PM   #121
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Sounds like the home casino in the movie "Boiler Room".
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Old 12-19-2005, 01:42 PM   #122
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bump time
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Old 12-19-2005, 10:44 PM   #123
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why are we still bumping this?

Let it die.
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Old 12-20-2005, 03:54 AM   #124
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damn this thread never dies, i love it, so who's going to be the guy that thinks this is real and posts "helpful" advice this time
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Old 12-20-2005, 08:41 AM   #125
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why are we still bumping this?

Let it die.
Because it's the funniest thread ever in home poker?
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