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Prison is easy. All you have to do is get a cell on the top tier and throw the biggest, ugliest motherf'er off of that tier on your first day.

After that, it's all applesauce and cigarettes.

This actually made me laugh out loud

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09-13-2005 , 09:17 PM

#102

DeepRed300

stranger

Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 11

I'd like to thank all of you for making my evening. I had tears running down my cheeks from crying so loud. The best part was the "other" virginity line. Classic.

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09-14-2005 , 02:29 AM

#103

smoore

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Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,336

haha, I forgot I wrote that.... best thread in home poker... ever.

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10-17-2005 , 07:47 AM

#104

somapopper

adept

Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 1,107

Bump. And you're welcome.

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10-17-2005 , 09:55 AM

#105

bigscore

veteran

Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 2,071

lol this is riiiiiiiiighteous
where is tworooks when you need him? i think he is scared to come back

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10-17-2005 , 05:23 PM

#106

jzpiano

Flip King

Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 5,830

wow this thing just keeps going huh....i remember reading this in april, but i still laugh everytime it pops back up

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10-18-2005 , 04:55 AM

#107

JJNJustin

banned

Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 1,959

This is not something you want to get into. Having strange people frequent your home, breaking state laws, liability if anyone gets injured in your home. Poker players just love lawsuits. If you want to play with your friends for fun or for small micro limit tournaments that's one thing, but trying to manage a house of gambling is not an adventure the state will allow you to get away with nor do you want to.

-J

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10-18-2005 , 08:44 AM

#108

blinden84

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Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 2,908

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wow this thing just keeps going huh....i remember reading this in april, but i still laugh everytime it pops back up

Personally, my favorite part is, everytime it gets bumped, some boner insists on offering 'real' advice. (see above)

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10-18-2005 , 11:26 AM

#109

midwestkc

adept

Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 776

lol....nh

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10-18-2005 , 05:19 PM

#110

jzpiano

Flip King

Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 5,830

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Obviously u haven't read the above post, lol this must be one of the boners

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10-18-2005 , 10:51 PM

#111

cannae216

newbie

Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 38

Wow, and the most ambitious thing I went for as a minor (I'm 28 now) was to beat level 25 on Tetris.

That being said, tworooks, you're a jackass and should not even think of doing this. Aside from the legal aspects (which you say you don't want to hear about), it's really not wise to advertise a "questionable" home game on a website, admit you're a minor, and ask for tips. It's not really rocket science to figure out that your game will not last long.

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10-19-2005 , 12:49 AM

#112

ohiou

grinder

Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 654

How did TwoRocks survive posting 623 times on this forum??

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10-19-2005 , 01:17 PM

#113

KilgoreTrout

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Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 3,153

This thread ranks up there among the all time greats. Supbro, pattern mapper, home casino, and the "she dissed me in her blog" thread are all priceless.

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10-19-2005 , 02:18 PM

#114

cmillard

centurion

Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 177

Dude, over 10,000 people have viewed your post...just think about how popular this casino is going to be!

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10-19-2005 , 02:22 PM

#115

bigscore

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Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 2,071

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Dude, over 10,000 people have viewed your post...just think about how popular this casino is going to be!

lol one of the funnier comments

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10-20-2005 , 12:24 AM

#116

1567149852478396

banned

Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 23

tworooks got banned

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10-20-2005 , 12:26 AM

#117

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 45,283

I don't believe that's correct. Unless you are him, I did a search and his last post isn't ban worthy or anything so I don't think he was banned.

Cody

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10-20-2005 , 09:12 PM

#118

1567149852478396

banned

Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 23

His last post got deleted by "[censored]", which is why it doesn't pop up on the recent post list, I guess.
Got banned for permanently for "posting nudity in OOT".

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10-22-2005 , 12:04 PM

#119

MookieBlaylock

centurion

Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 170

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wow this thing just keeps going huh....i remember reading this in april, but i still laugh everytime it pops back up

Personally, my favorite part is, everytime it gets bumped, some boner insists on offering 'real' advice. (see above)

Good call. I love all the practical advice...

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10-26-2005 , 08:50 PM

#120

eviljeff

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 8,485

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Wow, and the most ambitious thing I went for as a minor (I'm 28 now) was to beat level 25 on Tetris.

damn you got up to level 25? that's actually pretty sweet IMO...

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10-26-2005 , 09:46 PM

#121

stickman

journeyman

Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 219

Sounds like the home casino in the movie "Boiler Room".

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12-19-2005 , 01:42 PM

#122

Tony_P

Crimson Challenge Conqueror

Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 12,026

bump time

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12-19-2005 , 10:44 PM

#123

Lottery Larry

Home Poker Pimp

Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 19,603

why are we still bumping this?

Let it die.

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12-20-2005 , 03:54 AM

#124

jzpiano

Flip King

Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 5,830

damn this thread never dies, i love it, so who's going to be the guy that thinks this is real and posts "helpful" advice this time

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12-20-2005 , 08:41 AM

#125

Tony_P

Crimson Challenge Conqueror

Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 12,026

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why are we still bumping this?

Let it die.

Because it's the funniest thread ever in home poker?

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