Hi boys,

I've decided to take fiddles advice again and be more supportive and helpful around here. Who more deserving is there in BBV to assist than you three and who is more helpful than myself.? The clear and unarguable answer is no-one obv.

I've been getting more and more concerned that you're posting talents are just going to waste around here and not getting the recognition they rightly deserve.

I honestly don't think posting your amazing stories involving $20 and 3 hands of blackjack in the degen thread amongst all those distracting degenerate stories involving meaningful amounts of money and concerning behaviour is fitting of the stage your tales belong on.

Also trying to get your groundbreaking nuggets of wisdom, life advice & poker/women analogies across in threads with people speaking sense in stark contrast to your valuable thoughts is clearly not fair on you guys at all. This prevents others from gaining valuable knowledge or improving their lives as a result. Which I'm sure everyone can collectively agree is a travesty.

Due to these sickening injustices I really believe you should have your own thread so you can get the attention and praise you so rightfully deserve.

Could be the thread of the year boys, get into it. I'm sure everyone else is just as ecvited as me to see what this thread becomes.....


All the best,

Your pal PGH

To get this thread underway, show some respect for the posters concerned and provide some context on why this thread is so necessary and valuable please see some amazing examples from everyone's favorite MTT_9797. Obviously the absolute essence of BBV here, such insightful views and gripping storytelling:

Again good luck boys I look forward to the brilliance to come

Not gonna lock this but you seriously need to get a live OP. And coming from me that means a lot.

It was either do this or read the abortion of a thread they are turning the degen stories thread into. This seemed more productive and less painful.

That was one of the great threads in BBV now it's full of some idiot playing 7 $5 baccarat hands in the same week as they bought a lotto ticket.

That's without even starting on another ones genius and obviously enlightened religion he has started to keep him away from poker tables for 4 hours a week on monday mornings between 2am and 6am. As this is a massive concern and life changing development the world should share in.

And lets not forget the always great women analogies from a virgin.

Please cull me already

On a serious note these 3 seem to like doing all these things in each others vicinity and bouncing off each other for whatever strange reason. Who knows what that could produce....

Morph - Ultimate Troll would be to merge this with the Degen thread.

You're a sick sick man Mr Fiddle

merge it lol

Not been following the degen thread much recently but it has always been a mixed bag. Loads of crap with some occasional brights spots

It's now become the "I've budgetted a sensible low 3 figure amount that I likely won't even lose and tell the most boring story I can about it afterwards while thinking I'm achieving something people want to read" thread.

Quality stuff you should def allocate some time to get into it. Worth every minute

Here is a true $20 adventure. First let me start by saying that I have played for about 10 years and all of the areas gaming parlors One night I came
In with more than $20 but only $40 on me. This was at the Mohegan sun. I figured i'll just throw that money and relax and if I lose I'll make a withdrawal and play some low limit poker I wasn't planning to play a lot of money right at that day to play big and just get like chill play some 1/2 drink beer. So I but it all around 22 my birthday ball spins and comes 25. I win 90 for a 5 corner but I had bet big on 22. I repeat but bet the full 90 on and around 22. Ball lands 22. I walk to poker room with $720

Real story happened like November. It just felt good to valet and roll in make 700 and be at the tables with full 3 bullets for 1/2 off $40

my 1 ever $20 story. I had $20 left after riding a bus from
Brooklyn to Atlantic city. I was broke back then because I was a college student but I did get comped rooms at Ballys and trump
And went a couple times per month. One trip with about a 700 bankroll which was huge at that time , I got to trumps and lost it all in slots. All except $20. Which I promptly put into a slot. Which won me $60. I went to a $5 machine. I said I'm so far down this is a last ditch attempt. That sob hit for $700 then another 500. I played high limit cards and slots after that and lost every penny. It was a truly
Degen time being a student and a gambler. Would have been bus to but took a lot of student loans and gambles with it a lot lol
Grew to like baccarat when older and had more loot. Now play $25 tables all the time up to $100 where get to
Turn them

Not worth it really

wasn't $20 tho

Im not a $20 player but this thread is starting off with talking $20 adventures bro.
what have you gotten for $20? no lies, best adventures for $20......gambling or any other adventures are cool to talk about in my thread.

got some crack a couple times for $20

how was it? tell a good $20 tale.

i never did crackboarding but have skied some

lol ill just use this opportunity to say the story of one of my least favourite personal experiences

had some cash on me and went to the local indian casino ****ed on some oxys. railed a couple 80's and was feeling nice playing some 5/10 limit. had some run good up a few hundo and was still wacked when i got home. thought it was a good idea to order up a hooker. i'm really not the kind of person to get hookers in the first place and still don't know why i was so adamant about it that night but any bitch that i called up wasn't answering except for the asian ad posting. knew these girls half the time aren't what showed in the picture but the picture looked like they were young 20-something year old and i was smacked to **** so i was like whatever lets take chinatown to pound town. i end up getting there and i was still so wacked off my face the bitch looked like mid 40's with yellow/brown ****ed up teeth could barely speak english in some asian massage parlour type thing at like 4am. nothing like the picture. bitch was like 4 feet tall with a solid gut. no tits. i could barely get my dick hard as it is but her unattractiveness made it so much worse and for some reason i payed for a full hour still instead of half, she's like "most people just pay half hour".. great.. anyways she's sucking my dick and its like almost a full chub i got going on then bitch starts smelling my dick.. literally... like keeps putting her nose up close to it repeatedly.. I'm like wtf.. she looks at me and is like, "yoaa high on kokaine".. i was just like uhh okay but to myself I'm like wtf first you're wrong about the type of drug its oxy and second HOW THE **** DO U COME TO THAT CONCLUSION FROM SNIFFING A DICK U F'D UP BITCH LOL.. never heard anything of that in my life and i still cringe thinking i did this. ended up leaving there feeling like an abused dog and tried to repress the memory as much as possible. true story.

****in awesome! my thread delivers!

lmao

she just smellin her own pussy dogg

she probably was a drug sniffin agent for CFI Chinese Federal Inspectors they sniff out drugs in airport

they always start at the dick because the cocaine aroma is released there

lmao man still to this day have no idea wtf that was about haha like she was literally taking solid wiffs with my dick in her hand then looks me in the eye and tries to tell me what drug I'm on

was before i threw it in her dried mashed up poon even man i wouldn't even be surprised if she was some post-op mess of a transvestite barely even felt like a pussy