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09-23-2009 , 06:25 PM

#76

fraabru

adept

Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 720

i actually find its easier to not tilt the more tables you play... you just put auto reload on and by the time u notice you are not as mad.... (usually)

now playing 4 tables of PLO... i have an old shirt... i walk outside, purposefully, grab the shirt and start slamming it on an iron table on the patio until i am out of breath...

I.... slam
NEVER... slam
****ING... slam
GET... slam
THERE! slam

i am out of shape so it doesn't take long...

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09-23-2009 , 06:45 PM

#77

SlowAction

newbie

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 42

I just throw the mouse somewhere and start to whine to myself that full tilt is rigged

Oh yeah and furiously masturbate

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09-23-2009 , 08:01 PM

#78

pokerhat

banned

Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 350

we use to have a pet tortoise that lived in my study but it's now sadly passed away ...f$£ing set of 9's beat my fi$5ing a's u flkh;sdfng kidding me

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09-23-2009 , 08:31 PM

#79

R3AG4N

grinder

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 407

How the **** you call that? You ****ing ******ed or something? You mother ****ing Jew bastard, every ****ing time. Seriously, how you ****ing call me with that **** you mother ****ing ****.

Have broke 6 mice 2 keyboards and a monitor.

If I have a really bad day the GF gets hard anal when she gets home from work.

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09-23-2009 , 08:38 PM

#80

takemychai

banned

Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 466

hit the bowl.... blindly click raise for a few minutes........ win a pot chuckle... lose a big pot... punch the wall... hit the bowl..... rinse and repeat...

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09-23-2009 , 08:38 PM

#81

GTurner

centurion

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 176

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i squeeze my mouse like Lennie from Of Mice and Men

Easily the best.

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09-23-2009 , 08:43 PM

#82

Obey the Odds

old hand

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 1,571

Well... I handle it like a boss.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NisCkxU544c

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09-23-2009 , 11:42 PM

#83

ICMoney

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 8,278

I say WTF a few times usually and type something in the chat box

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09-23-2009 , 11:43 PM

#84

pujolsnet

banned

Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 1,097

just smile, no need to get angry.

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09-24-2009 , 03:43 AM

#85

All-inMcLovin

Wholesome Mod

Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 51,921

I usually just berate PUJOLSNET in the chat.

and that's regardless if he's at my table or not.

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09-24-2009 , 06:59 AM

#86

xBornToLosex

disturbing

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 8,848

BOB SAGET

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09-24-2009 , 08:05 AM

#87

maaarco

banned

Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 578

no mames, puta madreeeee

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09-24-2009 , 08:19 AM

#88

noarmsdanny

journeyman

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 292

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Originally Posted by Aksdal

i squeeze my mouse like Lennie from Of Mice and Men

best 1st response ive seen during my time here. just wow

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