Pretty Impressive Fail for 50NL IMO:

Lurk more. You'll find that this stuff can bet posted in uNL and you won't be ridiculed for making worthless posts.

this can't be poker. nobody loses in poker!

Sum of the Carnage Up Close:

3:1 Fav Imo

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (6 handed) - Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

SB ($41.40)
BB ($75.05)
UTG ($48.75)
MP ($15.55)
CO ($49.25)
Hero (Button) ($55.05)

Preflop: Hero is Button with A, K
1 fold, MP calls $0.50, 1 fold, Hero raises to $2, SB calls $1.75, BB calls $1.50, MP calls $1.50

Flop: ($8) A, 5, 4 (4 players)
SB checks, BB bets $3, 1 fold, Hero raises to $10, 1 fold, BB calls $7

Turn: ($28) Q (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $19, BB raises to $63.05 (All-In), Hero calls $24.05 (All-In)

River: ($114.10) K (2 players, 2 all-in)

Total pot: $114.10 | Rake: $3

Results in white below:
Hero mucked A, K (two pair, Aces and Kings).
BB had J, 10 (straight, Ace high).
Outcome: BB won $111.10

2.25:1 Fav Imo

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (9 handed) - Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

BB ($50.70)
UTG ($112.90)
UTG+1 ($15)
MP1 ($18.50)
MP2 ($29.95)
MP3 ($56.65)
CO ($30.30)
Hero (Button) ($95.40)
SB ($50.85)

Preflop: Hero is Button with 2, 2
UTG raises to $2.50, 5 folds, Hero calls $2.50, 1 fold, BB calls $2

Flop: ($8.25) 2, Q, 3 (3 players)
BB checks, UTG bets $4, Hero raises to $14, 1 fold, UTG raises to $110.40 (All-In), Hero calls $78.90 (All-In)

Turn: ($194.05) 9 (2 players, 2 all-in)

River: ($194.05) 7 (2 players, 2 all-in)

Total pot: $194.05 | Rake: $3

Results in white below:
Hero mucked 2, 2 (three of a kind, twos).
UTG had Q, A (flush, Ace high).
Outcome: UTG won $191.05

Set over Set Imo:

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CO ($57.30)
Button ($58.45)
Hero (SB) ($32.55)
BB ($51.75)
UTG ($52.70)
UTG+1 ($48.25)
MP1 ($32.95)
MP2 ($49.15)
MP3 ($55.25)

Preflop: Hero is SB with 3, 3
4 folds, MP3 raises to $1.50, 1 fold, Button calls $1.50, Hero calls $1.25, 1 fold

Flop: ($5) 3, J, 6 (3 players)
Hero checks, MP3 bets $3.50, Button raises to $8, Hero calls $8, MP3 calls $4.50 I flatted here because I wanted the PF raiser to come over the top with an over pair because it was a very wet board .... FAIL.

Turn: ($29) A (3 players)
Hero checks, MP3 checks, Button bets $25, Hero calls $23.05 (All-In), 1 fold

River: ($75.10) Q (2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: $75.10 | Rake: $3

Results in white below:
Button had J, J (three of a kind, Jacks).
Hero had 3, 3 (three of a kind, threes).
Outcome: Button won $72.10

Unnecessary spew after the Q paired IMO:

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (7 handed) - Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

BB ($52.60)
UTG ($50)
MP1 ($130.85)
MP2 ($48)
CO ($13.50)
Hero (Button) ($50.50)
SB ($10.25)

Preflop: Hero is Button with K, K
1 fold, MP1 calls $0.50, 2 folds, Hero raises to $2.50, 2 folds, MP1 calls $2

Flop: ($5.75) Q, 3, 9 (2 players)
MP1 bets $1.50, Hero raises to $8, MP1 calls $6.50

Turn: ($21.75) Q (2 players)
MP1 bets $6, Hero calls $6

River: ($33.75) J (2 players)
MP1 bets $16, Hero calls $16

Total pot: $65.75 | Rake: $3

Results in white below:
Hero mucked K, K (two pair, Kings and Queens).
MP1 had 9, Q
(full house, Queens full of Nines).

Have a nice evening, I'm going to go smash something.

Meh maybe, but it's the most BI's I've ever gone off for in a session ... by a lot.

were those hands really the best you could do? kinda weak, man

There were more LDO. I just didn't know how many hh's anyone could stomach to look at.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (6 handed) - Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

MP ($39.50)
CO ($66.30)
Button ($43.75)
SB ($30.15)
Hero (BB) ($41.20)
UTG ($84.95)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 7, A
2 folds, CO calls $0.50, 1 fold, SB calls $0.25, Hero checks

Flop: ($1.50) 7, A, 8 (3 players)
SB bets $1.50, Hero calls $1.50, CO raises to $6, SB calls $4.50, Hero raises to $22, 1 fold, SB raises to $29.65 (All-In), Hero calls $7.65

Turn: ($66.80) 4 (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: ($66.80) 3 (2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: $66.80 | Rake: $3

Results in white below:
SB had 5, 6 (straight, eight high).
Hero mucked 7, A (two pair, Aces and sevens).
Outcome: SB won $63.80


MP1 ($112.90)
MP2 ($14.65)
CO ($21.95)
Button ($50.95)
SB ($16.85)
Hero (BB) ($110.85)
UTG ($52.15)

Preflop: Hero is BB with K, K
UTG calls $0.50, 5 folds, SB calls $0.25, Hero raises to $2, 1 fold, SB calls $1.50

Flop: ($4.50) 7, 8, J (2 players)
SB bets $2, Hero raises to $8, SB calls $6

Turn: ($20.50) 10 (2 players)
SB bets $6.85 (All-In), Hero calls $6.85

River: ($34.20) 8 (2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: $34.20 | Rake: $1.65

Results in white below:
SB had 5, 9 (straight, Jack high).
Hero mucked K, K (two pair, Kings and eights).
Outcome: SB won $32.55

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (9 handed) - Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

Button ($33.70)
SB ($34.10)
BB ($32.05)
UTG ($79)
UTG+1 ($26.05)
MP1 ($51.05)
MP2 ($29.45)
Hero (MP3) ($50.70)
CO ($10)

Preflop: Hero is MP3 with K, K
UTG calls $0.50, 3 folds, Hero raises to $2.50, 4 folds, UTG calls $2

Flop: ($6.25) 9, 4, 10 (2 players)
UTG checks, Hero bets $4, UTG raises to $8, Hero raises to $21, UTG raises to $34, Hero raises to $48.20 (All-In), UTG calls $14.20

Turn: ($102.65) 6 (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: ($102.65) 8 (2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: $102.65 | Rake: $3

Results in white below:
UTG had A, A (one pair, Aces).
Hero mucked K, K (one pair, Kings).
Outcome: UTG won $99.65

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (9 handed) - Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

SB ($76.70)
BB ($46.25)
UTG ($21.65)
UTG+1 ($18)
MP1 ($39)
MP2 ($10.45)
MP3 ($29.50)
Hero (CO) ($70.95)
Button ($27.15)

Preflop: Hero is CO with K, K
3 folds, MP2 calls $0.50, MP3 calls $0.50, Hero raises to $2, Button raises to $27.15 (All-In), 4 folds, Hero calls $25.15

Flop: ($56.05) 2, 10, 3 (2 players, 1 all-in)

Turn: ($56.05) 4 (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: ($56.05) 7 (2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: $56.05 | Rake: $2.80

Results in white below:
Button had 7, 3 (two pair, sevens and threes).
Hero had K, K (one pair, Kings).
Outcome: Button won $53.25

This is kind of a beat ...

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SB ($44.95)
BB ($43.50)
Hero (Button) ($40.80)

Preflop: Hero is Button with A, A
Hero raises to $1.50, 1 fold, BB calls $1

Flop: ($3.25) 7, 10, 6 (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $3, BB raises to $6, Hero raises to $18, BB raises to $42 (All-In), Hero calls $21.30 (All-In)

Turn: ($81.85) 10 (2 players, 2 all-in)

River: ($81.85) 10 (2 players, 2 all-in)

Total pot: $81.85 | Rake: $1

Results in white below:
Hero had A, A (full house, tens over Aces).
BB had A, A (full house, tens over Aces).
Outcome: Hero won $40.40, BB won $40.45

DUCY?

Three wins in the deck for this guy and all the wins give me a better hands:

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (9 handed) - Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

CO ($20)
Button ($50.70)
Hero (SB) ($76.10)
BB ($63.35)
UTG ($49.75)
UTG+1 ($27.45)
MP1 ($54.15)
MP2 ($46.75)
MP3 ($49.10)

Preflop: Hero is SB with A, 5
2 folds, MP1 calls $0.50, MP2 calls $0.50, 1 fold, CO (poster) checks, 1 fold, Hero calls $0.25, BB checks

Flop: ($2.50) 3, J, 9 (5 players)
Hero bets $2, 1 fold, MP1 calls $2, 2 folds

Turn: ($6.50) 5 (2 players)
Hero checks, MP1 bets $2, Hero calls $2

River: ($10.50) A (2 players)
Hero checks, MP1 bets $6, Hero raises to $15, MP1 raises to $35, Hero calls $20

Total pot: $80.50 | Rake: $3

Results in white below:
Hero mucked A, 5 (two pair, Aces and fives).
MP1 had 2, 4 (straight, five high).
Outcome: MP1 won $77.50

Maybe spewy on the end with aces up.

I thought the first couple would be plenty ... Moar???

There were a couple more spots I lost a some monies with like QQ v AA on lowish flops, nothing too exciting. Just pretty much came down to whenever money went in the pot I was kissing it good-bye.

stop at hand 224 or 1079 imo

please post more hands I'm already done reading them