***Morphdays in Movember, with Henk, Henk from Holland*** November LC/NC NSFW*** - Page 26

This is an actual list, a list of all the sluts I've missed
Just kidding, that's a Bo Burnham joke
Today it's easy
We kill the Batman
Just kidding, that's against Mr. H0RUS' beliefs
Today we eat many foods
That is not a just kidding ,that is a truism
well I ****ed up the punctuation but this is how the list format works in "advanced posting," something PANSLIPPER knows nothing about
Let's GB his mom
Again
Anyway, I know this is a departure from the usual list format
I had free Pizza Luce
Pizza Luce is a delicacy in the northern Midwest, something Sammy knows nothing about
pork is for poor people
coffee

11-09-2018 , 04:24 PM

#628

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,363

Good list

11-09-2018 , 04:29 PM

#629

Henk from Holland

grinder

Join Date: Nov 2018 Posts: 437

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Parndorf - Schwechat, over 2,5 goals
Schweinfurt - Schalding Heining, over 2,5 goals
Liefering - Wacker Innsbruck, over 2,5 goals
Holland - Switzerland, over 2,5 goals
Sparta Rotterdam - Utrecht II, over 2,5 goals
Ribe/Esbjerg - Rinsted, over 49,5 goals
Sønderjyske - Mors/Thy, over 50,5 goals
Benidorm - Sinfin, over 50,5 goals
Frederikshavn - Randers, over 53,5 goals
Svendborg Rabbits - Bakken Bears, over 165,5 points,

You can thank Sammy later

Sammy, my wife from Sjælland is worried about your gambling habit. She says you could cut down on the booze a bit, too.

Greetings from Henk, Henk from Holland!

11-09-2018 , 04:31 PM

#630

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,844

Greetings Sir

11-09-2018 , 04:32 PM

#631

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,363

New Zealand > Zealand

11-09-2018 , 04:35 PM

#632

H0RUS

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 6,196

mr. af is a good man

we are still praying for samuel however

11-09-2018 , 04:36 PM

#633

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,844

Zealand is part of Denmark

11-09-2018 , 04:36 PM

#634

H0RUS

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 6,196

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Not wearing your "medal of honor H0RUS" avatar, is an insult to Sammy. You won't like Sammy when he's angry....Yes, that was a threat...

I will wear the avatar you request, if you wear this avatar i request

11-09-2018 , 04:37 PM

#635

H0RUS

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 6,196

Thanks morph

11-09-2018 , 04:38 PM

#636

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,363

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colin_Piddle

Zealand is part of Denmark

Exactly

11-09-2018 , 04:40 PM

#637

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,679

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

9/10

Bookies hate Sammy¨

akbeerss

<edit: Sammy ela won enopug money tro puy 2+2

11-09-2018 , 04:41 PM

#638

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,363

Aloah Akbeerss

11-09-2018 , 04:46 PM

#639

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,363

11-09-2018 , 04:50 PM

#640

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,679

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay

Aloah Akbeerss

Calm down

Punk

11-09-2018 , 05:26 PM

#641

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Sammy is spacing out ITT

11-09-2018 , 05:37 PM

#642

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,679

Alvaatysfolding is being the funny one, haha (Sammy doing his laughing at Alwayfolding laugh)fss

11-09-2018 , 06:26 PM

#643

Henk from Holland

grinder

Join Date: Nov 2018 Posts: 437

11-09-2018 , 06:58 PM

#644

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,844

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay

11-09-2018 , 07:02 PM

#645

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,844

11-09-2018 , 07:46 PM

#646

H0RUS

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 6,196

Sammy defending christ against islam.

Wow. Prayer works.

11-09-2018 , 07:59 PM

#647

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 33,361

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Since Sammy is in a very good mood today, you have been given a 24 hour pass*. You can ask Sammy whatever you want, and Sammy will even respond to your posts.

why was I on a 12 month ban again?

11-09-2018 , 08:18 PM

#648

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,679

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

why was I on a 12 month ban again?

You said Sammy was a sexcist

edit: Sammy doesn't know how to spell that word buy you know

Last edited by Sammy2bullets; 11-09-2018 at 08:23 PM.

11-09-2018 , 08:41 PM

#649

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,582

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

You said Sammy had a sexcyst

fyp

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

edit: Sammy doesn't know how to spell that word buy you know

here to help!

11-09-2018 , 09:36 PM

#650

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,582

Say the line guys!

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