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Got home from saving the world. Turned on the oven. Drank a beer. Oven just beeped because it reached 225c. Sammy has no idea why he turned on the oven or what he wanted to put in it.

09-08-2022 , 01:19 PM

#77

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,220

I have some cherry tomatoes and feta cheese in the oven right now!

09-08-2022 , 01:33 PM

#78

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,368

London Bridge has fallen!

09-08-2022 , 01:54 PM

#79

Sammy2bullets

Property of Australia

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,419

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

London Bridge has fallen!

RIP

Elizabeth II

09-08-2022 , 01:58 PM

#80

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,220

RIP

Is your oven still on Sammy?

09-08-2022 , 02:03 PM

#81

Sammy2bullets

Property of Australia

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https://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/s...&postcount=117

09-08-2022 , 02:28 PM

#82

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,220

Thanks Obama

09-08-2022 , 02:37 PM

#83

suitedjustice

Advantage: Slots

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,194

Thank you Jesus

09-08-2022 , 02:40 PM

#84

Sheep86

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

RIP

Elizabeth II

Sheep is sorry for your loss, Fiddle & Piddle.

09-08-2022 , 02:50 PM

#85

RacerExTex

Honorary Mod

Join Date: Apr 2016 Posts: 783

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sheep86

Sheep is sorry for your loss, Fiddle & Piddle.

The bigger tragedy is the upcoming coronation of King Failson.

09-08-2022 , 03:24 PM

#86

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 33,078

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

Fid are you ready for Operation London Bridge?

As the owners of Denmark we offer our deepest condolences to England.

09-08-2022 , 03:28 PM

#87

Gypsie

HAI!

Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 728

HAI erryone!!

Sammy needs to put a list together for all the reasons Denmark is good, then, we trash the list because....reasons.

09-08-2022 , 03:29 PM

#88

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,220

09-08-2022 , 04:01 PM

#89

Sammy2bullets

Property of Australia

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,419

The 2+2 user Gypsie has recieved a permanent ban

BAI

09-08-2022 , 04:46 PM

#90

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,591

RIP. I was playing the underground pokerz with several British peeps when the news broke. Let's just say they understand what Racer is on about

09-08-2022 , 05:20 PM

#91

suitedjustice

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Shoutout to all the countries who get to have this hunky man on their money.

09-09-2022 , 04:18 AM

#92

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 33,078

lol at your sexy presidents.

09-09-2022 , 05:24 AM

#93

suitedjustice

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Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

lol at your sexy presidents.

Yeah but they're from our country, and most of them needed 100 years or so of vetting before they were allowed on the bill.

I'm not a fan of Andrew Jackson; mind you, but he might be replaced by Harriet Tubman at some point in the foreseeable future.

Last edited by suitedjustice; 09-09-2022 at 05:38 AM.

09-09-2022 , 05:37 AM

#94

suitedjustice

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King Charles III is a contemporary mediocrity and doesn't belong on anyone's maneys.

09-09-2022 , 06:13 AM

#95

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,591

09-09-2022 , 01:07 PM

#96

robert_utk

Not From the UK

Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 4,822

Obama will be on the new interbnational currency. It will be backed by rare earth metals. In Obama we trust. Prolly. Maybe. It's on the internet so prolly true.