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10-27-2018 , 10:09 AM
no
10-27-2018 , 10:10 AM
Americans eat waffles with chicken
10-27-2018 , 10:15 AM
Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds
10-27-2018 , 10:15 AM
Morphs fault obv
10-27-2018 , 10:17 AM
Sammy drugged again. Doesn't even sports bet
10-27-2018 , 10:34 AM
Sammy doesn't do drugs. ASammy's semi drunk and sports betting like a boss. Neighbour left but will be back soon. Neighbour and Sammy will be bon fireing in the garden burning garbage/grilling meat/drinking strong liquor. More neighbours will join later. Some public nakedness is expected, but that's standard around here. It will be glorious
10-27-2018 , 10:35 AM
Grilling meat on burning garbage
10-27-2018 , 10:49 AM
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Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay
Grilling meat on burning garbage
You wrap the meat in wet rhubarb leaves with spices and herbs, and then you just throw it in the fire. The garbage is just ekstra flavour.
10-27-2018 , 10:51 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay
Americans eat waffles with chicken


Salty and sweet. Its like the opposite of mayonnaise.
10-27-2018 , 11:19 AM
Putting things other than cream or maybe flavored cream or nutella on waffles is a gross perversion of human nature. It's like sodomy basically
10-27-2018 , 11:21 AM
Where I'm from we eat waffles with ice cream, whipped cream, chocolate sauce and fruit
10-27-2018 , 11:23 AM
10-27-2018 , 11:26 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay
Where I'm from we eat waffles with ice cream, whipped cream, chocolate sauce and fruit
Yeah ice cream is allowed, and chocolate sauce is almost like nutella. You get a pass as long as you abstain from mayonnaise
10-27-2018 , 11:28 AM
Mayo's only for fries
10-27-2018 , 11:29 AM
Also just as a public service announcement, never buy Japanese condoms, they are always too small. Thanks Morph
10-27-2018 , 12:03 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding
For my 12,000th post on 2p2 I will post a list!

0. Gif-ts have been a high-point of the 2p2 experience thanks to Dad
1. Today is Friday, but **** you anyway Friday
1.1 Mr.mmmKay can I get an "right now?"
2. Mr. tbh has always been a pinch-hitter for attitude-laden posts, and today he gets two hyphens as well!
3. Mr. Colin_Piddle, a true gentleman, replaced Mr. Whiskeyneat at point 3 due to avoiding his brethren at 2p2 for so long
4. Today we drink many coffees before a delightful Pharmacokinetic's quiz on absorption kinetics, which are astoundingly similar to the two compartment model
4.1 Today I acknowledge the wonderful threads brought to us by Mr. suitedjustice
5. What does it all mean and how much can I compartmentalize?
5.1 Mr. H0RUS is going to compartmentalize all of the chips in the rage in the Cage in Costa Rica #blessyou
6. I'm not sure but Mr. Whiskeyneat could compartmentalize a lot of booze
7. But I know Mr. FWWM knows what it means and he is probably aaaaaaaAaAAAAa cum-ex right now
8. Mr. Sheep, an exemplary member of 2p2 with excellent thumbs and taste in QOTSA albums, is probably going to appreciate this next point:
9.
10. Morph memes have brought me a new level of enjoyment and gratitude and dare I say it a solid LOLphismus
11. Majik disappears and reappears occasionally
12. Natamus gets married today and I want him to know I wish him a fabulous life with his bride to be!
13. Mr. robert_utk is a good addition to the lc/nc crew
14. RIPsammy
15. WateryBoil doing interesting things over the last few days, will he survive?
16. Craggoo was one of my favorite users to lurk on before I made an account here and inspired my desire to cull
17. I wonder where FranFran gets his hookers
18. Basically here's to another billion posts in BBV
19. wasser mit gas
omgomgomggomgomgomgopmg ill read the rest of the posts later
10-27-2018 , 12:03 PM
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Originally Posted by FranFran
Im hangovering a bit, i should drink some shower beers
any man that enjoys shower beerS is a man of great wisdom
10-27-2018 , 12:14 PM
i went to freaknight ln, now halloween is already an excuse for womenz to dress even sluttier, but now they show up in just underwears, god bless murica





10-27-2018 , 02:17 PM
SAmmy 's pretty and dunk. Sam,my will only say nice things sk to the user fidstar-poker fior the next 34 Horus
10-27-2018 , 02:21 PM
Fidstar-poker has a a nice body
10-27-2018 , 02:21 PM
calm down
10-27-2018 , 02:22 PM
Kimberly is somebody's daughter
10-27-2018 , 02:22 PM
Stop touching Kimberly
10-27-2018 , 02:26 PM
when you finish your peas, you can eat what you please, pukn
10-27-2018 , 02:28 PM
me no likey peas

      
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