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10-16-2018 , 04:35 PM
There is no way Trump believes his farts smell like farts.

Last edited by fidstar-poker; 10-16-2018 at 04:35 PM. Reason: solid ps effort though Mr Morph.
10-16-2018 , 04:47 PM
I don't fart, I let Jared do that, or Eric. It depends
10-16-2018 , 04:48 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets
Sammy's ass smells like roses too.
With what The Sammy eats, there is no way this statement is true.
10-16-2018 , 05:39 PM
#ThemToo #FartsAndFarts #CraggooGivesRob'sMomGoo
10-16-2018 , 07:54 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding
IN THE BIG D. I am surprised that the blowz would be crummy in Nola, but considering it's a tourist trap I guess the logic is "take what you can get."
I am sure you can get some of that good good, but not knowing anyone in a tourist trap and random street solicitations generally result in much ****, often fake and generally precarious encounters.

Usually it’s easiest to get a stripper to hook some up, but they so scandalous and lap dances are crazy expensive in the sphincter that is the great Nola

Excellent gifs mr sheep
10-16-2018 , 08:54 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Colin_Piddle
Craggoo misses his friend iBOOBOO
rip
10-16-2018 , 08:56 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding
1. I need more ****ing gif-ts to make it through to this long weekend
2. We got four days off in a row, gents
3. Just ****ing kidding, we have a flu clinic to stab people at for 90 minutes on Thursday afternoon
4. Another ****ing pleb quit with no notice at my work in the cities so they immediately hit me up asking me to cover over my break
5. Luckily for them I love money
6. Pay me my maneys!
7. We learning today, bois
8. When we all have congestive heart failure from skiing too hard I'll be able to identify the proper route of medication management to make sure we live in agony as long as possible
9. Okay, back to happiness, back to Sheepday
10. **** you Tuesday
11. Natamus better get in here and talk about gambling or hookers or some ****
12. Mr. tbh tell me tales of drugs and sluts
13. Happy day, Mr. Morphismus
14. Sheep you beautiful
15. RIPAssmy
16. Mr. H0RUS I have received a PM from a BBV reg about taxes, thought of you immediately
17. Majik even posted a post itt
18. **** is crazy broz
5* thank you for the blessing and thank you for fielding tax questions via pm your service never goes unnoticed
10-16-2018 , 08:59 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Colin_Piddle
Craggoo misses his friend iBOOBOO
and ItzPenzoo
rip
10-16-2018 , 09:37 PM
rip
10-16-2018 , 11:15 PM
10-16-2018 , 11:30 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sheep86

Great list. Some gif-ts for Mr. Folding:
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
10-16-2018 , 11:31 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by H0RUS
holy **** this is ****ing hilarious
10-17-2018 , 12:19 AM
So Craggoo was trying to find alternate names to refer to Rob's Mum's snatch then I found this. Craggoo never knew there were so many amusing ways to refer to Rob's Mum's snatch. Some of my favorites:
Quote:
Death of Adam
Mud Flaps
Bearded Taco
Dead serious those are in the list.
10-17-2018 , 12:25 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding
holy **** this is ****ing hilarious
i had to share
10-17-2018 , 12:37 AM
Temple of poon.

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10-17-2018 , 01:01 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by robert_utk
Temple of poon.

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Quote:
scrambled eggs between the legs
juice box
Rob's Mum
10-17-2018 , 01:10 AM
PANRIPPER WOAT BBV POSTER
10-17-2018 , 01:10 AM
Rob's mum craggooed everywhere after a good plundering.
10-17-2018 , 01:10 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Colin_Piddle
PANRIPPER WOAT BBV POSTER
Jesus is he a sensitive little *****, jcorb also
10-17-2018 , 01:11 AM
AlwaysFolding enjoy your 4 days, what are we doing for it?. In New Zealand we get an extra day off as well. I can finally enjoy sheep day!
10-17-2018 , 01:26 AM
I gotta work a couple of the days and I am behind in notes for a couple courses (cellular metabolism/nutrition and medicinal chemistry of cardiovascular agents) so I have probably 500 slides to freshen up on over break.

HOLY ****ING BALLS IS THAT A LOT OF SLIDES. I had a six question quiz today for a class that utilized 210 slides. I lol so hard.
10-17-2018 , 01:51 AM
During my daily prayer for Sammy i will make sure i to slide you in there aswell Mr. AF
10-17-2018 , 01:59 AM
SLIDE IN ME THERE
10-17-2018 , 03:43 AM
Now you sound like panrippers mom!
10-17-2018 , 05:31 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by H0RUS
Now you sound like panrippers mom!
Craggoo could slide his chili dog into panrippers mom's cucumber canal

      
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