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10-09-2018 , 02:40 PM

#526

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

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If that were true I would be double extra blind

10-09-2018 , 02:41 PM

#527

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 33,059

Quote:

Originally Posted by FWWM

If that were true I would be double extra blind

As would Sammy's wife.

10-09-2018 , 02:43 PM

#528

Sammy2bullets

Property of Australia

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,412

Netflix just made Sammy a criminal. A CRIMINAL. Sammy has been following the "Better Call Saul" series. Episode 10 of season 4 was suppose to be online yesterday. When Sammy logs on netflix, they only show the first 3 seasons. Untill last week, all 4 seasons has been on there, and they have been showing a new episode every week up untill episode 9/4. Sammy will now watch episode 10. Do not disturb Sammy for the next hour.

10-09-2018 , 02:50 PM

#529

FWWM

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10-09-2018 , 03:04 PM

#530

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

https://www.visitdenmark.co.uk/en-gb...rk-sperm-sauce

fyp

10-09-2018 , 03:09 PM

#531

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

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^ very good

10-09-2018 , 03:11 PM

#532

Morphismus

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

I'm watching that legally right now!

Will they get Werner?

10-09-2018 , 03:11 PM

#533

Sammy2bullets

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

fyp

For an old person you're pretty funny. You even got the "sovs" part correct.

NOW STOP DISTURBING SAMMY WHILE HE'S WATCHING HIS SHOW, GERMAN GANDALF!

10-09-2018 , 03:13 PM

#534

Sammy2bullets

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

I'm watching that legally right now!

Will they get Werner?

Calm down, Werner just misses his wife back in Germany

10-09-2018 , 03:17 PM

#535

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

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Morphillion crushing it.

10-09-2018 , 03:17 PM

#536

Morphismus

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Calm down, Werner just misses his wife back in Germany

Naturally, German wives are the best wives.

10-09-2018 , 03:18 PM

#537

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

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I think Sammy and Morph sitting on a couch watching Better Call Saul would be cute.

10-09-2018 , 03:19 PM

#538

FWWM

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Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,570

It was obvious Sammy was using a fake version, congrats Morph for digging out the real.

You really shouldnt be watching that illegally Sammy. I heard Denmark only has 3.50 criminals and they are mostly too drunk to be of any danger so Denmarkian police prolly bored

10-09-2018 , 03:20 PM

#539

FWWM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

Naturally, German wives are the best wives.

Why is that?

10-09-2018 , 03:26 PM

#540

Sammy2bullets

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Quote:

Originally Posted by FWWM

Sammy's Flix is working again, Sammy will now continue watching legally. Punk!

10-09-2018 , 03:55 PM

#541

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

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Morph you are ****ing amazing

10-09-2018 , 03:57 PM

#542

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,213

It's all good man

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Sammy's Flix is working again, Sammy will now continue watching legally. Punk!

10-09-2018 , 04:00 PM

#543

Craggoo

banned

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Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

Quote:

Originally Posted by FWWM

Did Sammy remember to put a sock on the door handle?

10-09-2018 , 04:02 PM

#544

Sammy2bullets

Property of Australia

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay

Saul Goodman

fyp

10-09-2018 , 04:06 PM

#545

Sammy2bullets

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10-09-2018 , 04:08 PM

#546

Morphismus

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^seen it already. It's good.

Wow Kim was really shocked that Jimmy was acting all of it. The "like I could see the Matrix!" line was great. The becoming of Saul Goodman!

10-09-2018 , 04:18 PM

#547

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,213

Can't wait for next season!

10-09-2018 , 04:20 PM

#548

Morphismus

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Quote:

Originally Posted by FWWM

Why is that?

Let me have my patriotic moment!

10-09-2018 , 04:22 PM

#549

Sammy2bullets

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

^seen it already. It's good.

Wow Kim was really shocked that Jimmy was acting all of it. The "like I could see the Matrix!" line was great. The becoming of Saul Goodman!

Agree. It's even better because you just loved his character in Breaking bad, and have been kinda missing/waiting for that in this show

10-09-2018 , 04:27 PM

#550

Sammy2bullets

Property of Australia

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay

Can't wait for next season!

What does that mean? Are you going to die? Sammy doesn't want you to die, yet! What does "can't wait" mean, please explain the colonial effect of Mesopotamien holografs and their akasa on thisa

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