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10-08-2018 , 10:07 PM

#501

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

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10-08-2018 , 10:07 PM

#502

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

10-08-2018 , 10:08 PM

#503

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

10-08-2018 , 10:27 PM

#504

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

rhymes with cakefarts?

10-09-2018 , 02:08 AM

#505

Craggoo

banned

Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 12,644

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

Craggoo approves

10-09-2018 , 09:37 AM

#506

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

**** you tuesday

10-09-2018 , 10:01 AM

#507

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Spoiler:

10-09-2018 , 11:47 AM

#508

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,193

10-09-2018 , 11:51 AM

#509

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 33,025

2+2 fight!

10-09-2018 , 12:07 PM

#510

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,371

Sammy eating traditional Danish food when hot wife is not home to make hippie food for him. Lots of salt goes great with strong beer.

10-09-2018 , 12:13 PM

#511

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,545

farts and fart food ITT

10-09-2018 , 12:20 PM

#512

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 33,025

Isn't that the Denmarkian national dish? Peas, carrots and sperm sauce.

10-09-2018 , 12:24 PM

#513

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Sperm sauce is characteristic of Sammy

10-09-2018 , 12:30 PM

#514

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,371

Quote:

Originally Posted by FWWM

farts and fart food ITT

https://www.visitdenmark.co.uk/en-gb...-parsley-sauce

10-09-2018 , 12:33 PM

#515

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 33,025

What's the sauce you're using in your dish Sammy?

10-09-2018 , 12:37 PM

#516

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Spermsauce

10-09-2018 , 12:38 PM

#517

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 33,025

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

Spermsauce

Do you think he self produces, buys a local product or imports from Germany?

10-09-2018 , 01:26 PM

#518

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,545

Denmrk is so afraid of our produce they have like 200% import tax on everything from Germany. Besides, we have no excess, we need it all for our local pron productions

10-09-2018 , 01:32 PM

#519

Sheep86

***Mocktoberfest: An RIPsammy Tale - October LC/NC NSFW***

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 6,650

Go easy on the salt, Mr. Assmy. Too much of it is bad for your health.

10-09-2018 , 02:06 PM

#520

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

Denmarkian food looks like ****

10-09-2018 , 02:13 PM

#521

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,371

Quote:

Originally Posted by FWWM

Denmrk is so afraid of our produce they have like 200% import tax on everything from Germany. Besides, we have no excess, we need it all for our local pron productions

Yes, Germany doesn't have any export...

10-09-2018 , 02:17 PM

#522

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 33,025

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Yes, Germany doesn't have any export...

he was talking sperm sauce.

10-09-2018 , 02:19 PM

#523

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,193

Sammy extracts it from his neighbor

10-09-2018 , 02:20 PM

#524

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,545

That was pre-Trump! Now Trump has put on tariffs on all our sperm exports so we pretty much have to **** ourselves!

10-09-2018 , 02:36 PM

#525

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,371

Quote:

Originally Posted by FWWM

That was pre-Trump! Now Trump has put on tariffs on all our sperm exports so we pretty much have to **** ourselves!

Masturbation will make you go blind. BLIND

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