It has recently come to my attention that you have taken away our females and as a result user morale has suffered. This is a distressing development to say the least. Females are necessary to maintain the good and proper order of things and without them I fear it will not be only the user morale that suffers.
I can only speak for myself but I am already 5 females under EV during the last 12 months and you taking away further females can't possibly help my (or our fellow 2+2er's) WR.
I ask you to look deep into yourself and see if you can find it in your heart to return the females to us. Such divine mercy would show us all that your are indeed wise and just, as we expect from those in whom we trust the well being of this community to.
dafaq? First day of Premier League and no Sammy? Majik fears that the Sammy's 2+2 fame may have lead to Sammy's kidnapping. Ransom may also be in the works.
Spoiler:
I am willing to front my 3k of play money chips on stars for his release.