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05-20-2021 , 06:22 PM
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I swear, this has NOTHING to do with the BBV Sex Club!



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But it could if you wanted it to. At the BBV Sex Club, everything goes! We don’t judge.
We only extort.
05-20-2021 , 09:12 PM
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Please see RET (Honorary Mod) for details.
Being a mere Honarary Mod (shunned by all at the Real Mod table), I was unable to prevent a hostile takeover of the S.S.P.S.E.G.M.P. by the strongman who runs this establishment:
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05-20-2021 , 11:41 PM
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Can he even meme, bro?

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Also, as Sammy knows, SSPSEGMP is the sound Morph makes upon climax. You’ve uncovered a BBV Easter Egg!

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05-21-2021 , 12:10 AM
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Why is this cocaine **** using “why would you say that” and other franfransayings too often?

People will be punished bcs of that.

Tears will be spilt.
05-21-2021 , 12:23 AM
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Why would you say that?
05-21-2021 , 02:53 AM
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05-21-2021 , 03:09 AM
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With the avatar more like Craggoo Jr.

Does that mean it’s Cull time? Should we settle this dispute in BBV court? Loser gets culled for a month?

FranFran VS CJ

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Two men enter
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05-21-2021 , 05:54 AM
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Why is this cocaine **** using “why would you say that” and other franfransayings too often?

People will be punished bcs of that.

Tears will be spilt.
How about franchising?
05-21-2021 , 09:02 AM
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How about FranFranchising?
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05-21-2021 , 11:29 AM
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05-22-2021 , 06:34 AM
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Do not disturb Morph between 21:00 and 00:45 tonight. Morph has been looking forward to this for 2 years. Will you be wearing a tuxedo and drinking champagne Morph?

Odds 501 on Germany to win.

Odds 3.00 on Italy/Denmark


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05-22-2021 , 07:35 AM
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Is that the Lego World Championship of Handball or something?

And Eurovision is a real thing? I thought it was just some bad Netflix movie.
05-22-2021 , 07:41 AM
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Do not disturb Morph between 21:00 and 00:45 tonight. Morph has been looking forward to this for 2 years. Will you be wearing a tuxedo and drinking champagne Morph?

Odds 501 on Germany to win.

Odds 3.00 on Italy/Denmark
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Do not disturb Sammy between 21:00 and 00:45 tonight. Sammy has been looking forward to this for 2 years and will be cheering the Denmarkians/Itakiens. He will be wearing a dress and drinking cheap German beer to celebrate the border reopening. Late at night he will be going to the lake naked with his neighbor and catch electric eel. Or that's what they say they are doing
05-22-2021 , 08:14 AM
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Odds 3.00 on Italy/Denmark
05-22-2021 , 08:43 AM
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05-22-2021 , 10:26 AM
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Just checked out the German contribution. If you can bet somewhere on Germany finishing last do it. The song is annoying at best, and nobody gives us courtesy points.
05-22-2021 , 10:39 AM
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And you should heed my words, I predicted the Wurst win in '14!
05-22-2021 , 10:42 AM
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The "Italian" group are half Danish, they even gave their song a Danish name. Why do you think they are holding both the Danish and Italian flag at the introduction?




Your ban has been reset to 71 days because you forced Sammy to answer a post during your ban.
05-22-2021 , 10:46 AM
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And you should heed my words, I predicted the Wurst win in '14!
Is this the day where Sammy will make a bet Morph suggested?

Bet365 has Germany to win at odds 501 (the highest odds of them all).
The Danish bookie however, has a bet that says; who finishes best Germany or Great Britain. Odds 1.50 on Germany, and odds 2.45 on GBR. Should Sammy bet big on GBR?
05-22-2021 , 10:53 AM
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Put your net worth on it imo!

However, GBR might be tricky on 2nd thought; they also don't get courtesy points and must show quality if they want to score some points. I will check out their song and report back.

Meanwhile, there seem to be some Eurovision enthusiasts in the states:

05-22-2021 , 10:57 AM
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Do your research and report back. Hurry before they change the odds
05-22-2021 , 11:03 AM
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Yeah easy win for GBR.
05-22-2021 , 11:08 AM
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Would you make a bet on my behalf, too? I can't find a site...
05-22-2021 , 11:14 AM
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Would you make a bet on my behalf, too? I can't find a site...
How much do you wanna bet?
05-22-2021 , 11:19 AM
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Just saw that 365 has a "who finishes last" option too. Germany odds 4.0, GBR odds 2.62. However they give odds 501 on Germany to win and "only" 301 on GBR to win, that's strange.
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