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07-29-2013 , 01:15 PM

#26

ESKiMO-SiCKNE5S

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Mold

op has chosen poorly

i will allow bbv to determine his punishment

1 to 15 points

i will check back later to render my final verdict of punishment

you will be molderated

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07-29-2013 , 01:17 PM

#27

Rob_10108

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Last edited by Rob_10108; 07-29-2013 at 01:41 PM. Reason: I vote the max

07-29-2013 , 01:36 PM

#28

fidstar-poker

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Mold

op has chosen poorly

i will allow bbv to determine his punishment

1 to 15 points

i will check back later to render my final verdict of punishment

you will be molderated

(3.5 x 3.5) + 3.5 - (3.5 / (3.5 + 3.5)) - (3.5 / (3.5 x 3.5))

Last edited by fidstar-poker; 07-29-2013 at 01:36 PM. Reason: That's 15 for all you lazy gits.

07-30-2013 , 02:20 PM

#29

vughtzuid

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07-30-2013 , 05:59 PM

#30

Martin Heidegger

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Quote:

Originally Posted by bob2222

Dude it was the best bad beat ever

and i think i might be in love you , not sure but pm me in morning see if my love for you has blossomed.

Bob2222 confirmed G'd up from the feet up.

The rest of you are banned from my future beat threads

07-30-2013 , 06:17 PM

#31

CanadaLand

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If a Martin Heidegger falls in the woods, does it make a sound?

07-30-2013 , 06:27 PM

#32

Acesfullofgarbage

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obviously has to be 15, you have to show these bitches who is boss

07-30-2013 , 08:10 PM

#33

Morphismus

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And if some Max Horkheimer bloke shows up infract him right away.

07-30-2013 , 08:22 PM

#34

suitedjustice

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I think he should get 0 points until one of us observes it, then it should be 99 points.

07-30-2013 , 08:42 PM

#35

Morphismus

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That was Schrödinger.

07-30-2013 , 09:00 PM

#36

omnishakira

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Martin Heidegger

Please, somebody speak up in my defense. Somebody who enjoyed my beat.

My beat had all the classic elements - poor play by an overmatched vilain, expert chip-extraction by the hero, hero gets the money in as an extreme favourite but suffers an unlikely runout.

gtfo ****** u think u have rights or something ?

07-31-2013 , 08:05 AM

#37

suitedjustice

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I was thinking more along the lines of Heisenberg, but Schrödinger is correct.

07-31-2013 , 11:30 AM

#38

joshua6666

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“The possible ranks higher than the actual.”
― Martin Heidegger

07-31-2013 , 11:41 AM

#39

suitedjustice

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Quote:

Originally Posted by joshua6666

“The possible ranks higher than the actual.”
― Martin Heidegger

That doesn't sound like enough points.

07-31-2013 , 11:46 AM

#40

Martin Heidegger

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Quote:

Originally Posted by omnishakira

gtfo ****** u think u have rights or something ?

I come to this subforum with the expectation that I will encounter only justice.

I represent all the honest men and women who wish to discuss their bad beats without fear of shaming or "infractions" levied by a horde of moldy half-wits.

You moldy cretins are a bunch of gif-posting, insult-slinging low-lifes.

I stand for honest beats, taken with a smile (cuz my poker psychology is extremely strong; i.e. I ain't no mother****ing degen that spirals into self-destruction after taking a beat).

From this time forward, this thread will be a vehicle for like-minded honest beat-takers to share their pleasant beats without fear of ridicule.

I am Martin. (Laugh track)

Last edited by Mold; 07-31-2013 at 01:20 PM. Reason: circumventing profanity filter

07-31-2013 , 11:50 AM

#41

Rob_10108

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Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 7,509

Quote:

Originally Posted by Martin Heidegger

I come to this subforum with the expectation that I will encounter only justice.

I represent all the honest men and women who wish to discuss their bad beats without fear of shaming or "infractions" levied by a horde of moldy half-wits.

You moldy cretins are a bunch of gif-posting, insult-slinging low-lifes.

I stand for honest beats, taken with a smile (cuz my poker psychology is extremely strong; i.e. I ain't no motherfckn degen that spirals into self-destruction after taking a beat).

From this time forward, this thread will be a vehicle for like-minded honest beat-takers to share their pleasant beats without fear of ridicule.

I am Martin. (Laugh track)

07-31-2013 , 12:33 PM

#42

omnishakira

High Troller

Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 9,732

Quote:

Originally Posted by Martin Heidegger

I come to this subforum with the expectation that I will encounter only justice.

I represent all the honest men and women who wish to discuss their bad beats without fear of shaming or "infractions" levied by a horde of moldy half-wits.

You moldy cretins are a bunch of gif-posting, insult-slinging low-lifes.

I stand for honest beats, taken with a smile (cuz my poker psychology is extremely strong; i.e. I ain't no motherfckn degen that spirals into self-destruction after taking a beat).

From this time forward, this thread will be a vehicle for like-minded honest beat-takers to share their pleasant beats without fear of ridicule.

I am Martin. (Laugh track)

07-31-2013 , 01:15 PM

#43

AggroSquid

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Join Date: Feb 2012 Posts: 321

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mold

op has chosen poorly

i will allow bbv to determine his punishment

1 to 15 points

i will check back later to render my final verdict of punishment

you will be molderated

He is Mold.

07-31-2013 , 01:43 PM

#44

Martin Heidegger

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Join Date: Aug 2012 Posts: 239

I just received an infraction from Mold for "evading the no-profanity rule."I doubt that such infractions are levied in an unbiased manner.

Sorry I wounded your fragile sensibilities, Mold. Keep doing God's work.

07-31-2013 , 01:46 PM

#45

Martin Heidegger

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Aggro Squid, get the heck out of my thread. This thread is for HONEST BEATS.

07-31-2013 , 03:04 PM

#46

AggroSquid

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Martin Heidegger

Aggro Squid, get the heck out of my thread. This thread is for HONEST BEATS.

where's the beat though. Best hand won.

Or is the beat your life and this thread is a massive level.

anyway since this is an apology thread I expect my apology asap.

07-31-2013 , 03:33 PM

#47

Martin Heidegger

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Quote:

Originally Posted by AggroSquid

Or is the beat your life and this thread is a massive level.

Yes, this fresh, brilliant thread is a level to disguise the fact that my life is really a pathetic beat.

I paid somebody whose life is a brag to write the riveting content itt.