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Old 03-07-2006, 03:47 PM   #76
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Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"

what did everyone at the table say after that happened?
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Old 03-07-2006, 03:47 PM   #77
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Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"

Don't worry man. At least you won BBV. Congrats.
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Old 03-07-2006, 03:47 PM   #78
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what did everyone at the table say after that happened?
it's 2/4, I doubt they realized what happened
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Old 03-07-2006, 03:50 PM   #79
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Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"

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You know, if he would have screenshotted the showdown, that could have been the official BBV photo...
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Is there a way to get it from PP? Be like 'look, I lost 38k because your BBJBBV tables are [censored] rigged, the least you could do is send me a picture frame with the hand in it'.

I think OP should frame this HH and put it on his wall.
There is a Party Poker Hand Replayer that might work for that. Just input the raw hh.
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Old 03-07-2006, 03:50 PM   #80
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Don't worry man. At least you won BBV. Congrats.

and that's something that 38K could never buy.
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Old 03-07-2006, 03:50 PM   #81
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I also vote that Mod changes title to 'OFFICIAL BBV WORST BEAT OF ALL TIME' instead of the lame porn name
The porn title is perfect man, leave it be.
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Old 03-07-2006, 03:51 PM   #82
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Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"

Spend your Sklansky bucks wisely. You have as many as Schneids now!
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Old 03-07-2006, 03:51 PM   #83
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Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"

Also--I think kumubou's title is worthy to be changed from "Old Hand" to "Bad Beat Master"


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Old 03-07-2006, 03:51 PM   #84
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Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"

Does anyone else actually feel depressed right now because of this beat?
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Old 03-07-2006, 03:53 PM   #85
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Does anyone else actually feel depressed right now because of this beat?
I probably should ... but instead I have the "it's funny when it doesn't happen to you" vibe working.
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Old 03-07-2006, 03:53 PM   #86
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Does anyone else actually feel depressed right now because of this beat?
yes. I'll kick in to the collection if we see a verified HH.
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Old 03-07-2006, 03:54 PM   #87
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Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"

I have found real life video footage of this exact hand.

http://www.break.com/index/patiencechild.html
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Old 03-07-2006, 03:57 PM   #88
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Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"

Harsh.

(and yes, this needs to be a sticky)

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Old 03-07-2006, 03:58 PM   #89
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Does anyone else actually feel depressed right now because of wasted thread title potential?
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Old 03-07-2006, 03:58 PM   #90
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Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"

oh my god
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Old 03-07-2006, 03:59 PM   #91
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Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"

At first I didn't understand what the deal was because I've never played the BBJ tables. Then I thought about it for 30 seconds. Came to the realization of what actually happened, shouted "Holy [censored]!", and proceeded to think of how I would never eat/sleep/play poker again in my life if this were to happen to me.

Condolences. [censored].
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Old 03-07-2006, 03:59 PM   #92
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Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"

Doesn't anyone notice that the OP refers to himself/herself as "Heroine"? Yet the responses refer to the OP as "dude"? Can we safely assume that, if the OP is not Talk To Big Steve, she's a she?

To OP: if that's the case, then the amount of sorrow I feel for your loss will be directly proportional to how hot you are.
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Old 03-07-2006, 04:00 PM   #93
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Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"

Uh yeah. That has to make you question reality itself. I feel your pain along with the rest of 2+2. There is no way to shake that off. Hopefully in time, the stinging sensation will wear off.
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Old 03-07-2006, 04:04 PM   #94
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Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"

That is how I play every hand.
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Old 03-07-2006, 04:06 PM   #95
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Approximately a 10,000BB one outer bad beat. Ouch.
and another 10000BB or from the rest of the table, on it ... truely amazing

think of all the extra money those 2/4 fishes would have blown at higher limits
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Old 03-07-2006, 04:07 PM   #96
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Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"

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Doesn't anyone notice that the OP refers to himself/herself as "Heroine"? Yet the responses refer to the OP as "dude"? Can we safely assume that, if the OP is not Talk To Big Steve, she's a she?

To OP: if that's the case, then the amount of sorrow I feel for your loss will be directly proportional to how hot you are.


Chicks don't equate monetary value to how much porn they can buy.
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Old 03-07-2006, 04:08 PM   #97
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Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"

1) to sticky this thread, i have to lock it. I think that would be a serious injustice.

2) the title is fine. Anything to obvious and it really detracts from the emotional impact of what happens in the hand.

3) Kumubou is not a dude. Nor is kumubou a chick. Kumubou is kumubou.

a title will probably be forthcoming...

peace

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Old 03-07-2006, 04:09 PM   #98
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Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"

Just sticky a link to the thread then
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Old 03-07-2006, 04:09 PM   #99
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Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"

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Doesn't anyone notice that the OP refers to himself/herself as "Heroine"? Yet the responses refer to the OP as "dude"? Can we safely assume that, if the OP is not Talk To Big Steve, she's a she?

To OP: if that's the case, then the amount of sorrow I feel for your loss will be directly proportional to how hot you are.


Chicks don't equate monetary value to how much porn they can buy.
Maybe somebody at the table said that.
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Old 03-07-2006, 04:12 PM   #100
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Just sticky a link to the thread then
This is a good idea...I don't read this forum very often, but I think you guys should start a "Bad Beat Hall of Fame" type series (i.e. one post with links/descriptions that can be edited) this can be the first entry into the hall of fame.

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EDIT: If so inclined you could also do a Variance Hall of Fame and a Brags Hall of Fame...
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