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06-13-2009 , 02:56 PM

#376

Newff

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OUCH

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06-13-2009 , 03:00 PM

#377

phishman

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penis pump imo

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06-13-2009 , 03:08 PM

#378

Fantasy89

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How the **** is this not BBJ worthy?

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06-13-2009 , 03:14 PM

#379

biggetje

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Originally Posted by WRR1986

edit: never mind, just realized he had it on the turn. not that bad.

you're so ***** stupid :x

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06-13-2009 , 03:14 PM

#380

Da33le

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People buy porn?

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06-13-2009 , 03:17 PM

#381

David123

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....fold.... preflop?...

Last edited by David123; 06-13-2009 at 03:26 PM.

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06-13-2009 , 03:21 PM

#382

FastMotion

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Sir, congratulations and condolences.

Congratulations on writing a truly worthy BBV thread, which are rare.

Condolences on the one outer, which is truly sickening.

[x] threadworthy

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06-13-2009 , 03:21 PM

#383

FastMotion

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Originally Posted by Da33le

People buy porn?

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06-13-2009 , 03:52 PM

#384

chrismystero

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Originally Posted by Da33le

People buy porn?

This was back 3 yrs ago in the olden days when the interwebs were only used by the rich and extremely horny. Paper porn was the porn of choice, followed by VHS vids

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02-08-2012 , 02:46 PM

#385

NoMeansYes_

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unlucky OP

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02-08-2012 , 02:58 PM

#386

mdroz247

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Sick beats sick bump

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02-09-2012 , 05:32 AM

#387

ggnoobs

adept

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this happened live at Borgata a few years ago at 1/2 no limit, they got all in on the turn, the whole table was jumping up and down high fiving, screaming "BAD BEAAAAT" and whooping it up

then the river hit and owned them all

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02-09-2012 , 06:03 AM

#388

Eeyorefora

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Worse than that,hit the bad beat and because the kid with the losing hand was a doosh to the winning hand (an old lady) the old lady says" I don't need the money" and mucks her hand.BBJ was easily 100k+
The story was in card player mag a few years ago. The screams were heard throughout the casino.

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03-14-2012 , 12:38 PM

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prahsk87

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Originally Posted by wil318466

And we were discussing top paying college degrees, not the average. The most studied major in the US (I think) is criminal justice or communications. Most people are morons. This is not what we're discussing. Please stay on the subject.

I haven't exactly been taking part in the main discussion of this topic. I just commented that I strongly disagree with your assertion that making less than $60k is pathetic and impossible to be happy with. The fact is over half of American families don't make your happiness threshold and I find it quite a stretch to conclude a large majority of Americans are depressed. Money and happiness are linked but it's far from the only factor.

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Originally Posted by wil318466

Everything about your post is wrong, but the above is so wrong it makes me ill.

My parents were non-english speaking immigrants. My dad died when I was 19 and I promptly worked 40 hours a week on top of taking 6 classes a semester and 4 during the summers to give my mom 500 dollars a month to pay bills. I graduated with a 2.67 GPA. I went to a tier 3 school. I also graduated with 59k in student loans. My first job out of college was for a salary of (drumroll, please) 28.8k, that's 738 dollars every 2 weeks.

Congrats for being the wrongest person on the internet today, 3/14/2012.

Aren't you making the same mistake of citing personal anecdotes that you were accusing someone else of doing before?