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Old 06-13-2009, 02:56 PM   #376
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Re: "Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that."

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Old 06-13-2009, 03:00 PM   #377
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Old 06-13-2009, 03:08 PM   #378
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Re: "Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that."

How the **** is this not BBJ worthy?
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Old 06-13-2009, 03:14 PM   #379
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Re: "Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that."

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edit: never mind, just realized he had it on the turn. not that bad.
you're so ***** stupid :x
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Old 06-13-2009, 03:14 PM   #380
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People buy porn?
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Old 06-13-2009, 03:17 PM   #381
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....fold.... preflop?...

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Old 06-13-2009, 03:21 PM   #382
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Re: "Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that."

Sir, congratulations and condolences.

Congratulations on writing a truly worthy BBV thread, which are rare.

Condolences on the one outer, which is truly sickening.

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Old 06-13-2009, 03:21 PM   #383
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Old 06-13-2009, 03:52 PM   #384
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People buy porn?
This was back 3 yrs ago in the olden days when the interwebs were only used by the rich and extremely horny. Paper porn was the porn of choice, followed by VHS vids
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Old 02-08-2012, 02:46 PM   #385
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Old 02-08-2012, 02:58 PM   #386
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Old 02-09-2012, 05:32 AM   #387
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Re: "Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that."

this happened live at Borgata a few years ago at 1/2 no limit, they got all in on the turn, the whole table was jumping up and down high fiving, screaming "BAD BEAAAAT" and whooping it up

then the river hit and owned them all
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Old 02-09-2012, 06:03 AM   #388
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Worse than that,hit the bad beat and because the kid with the losing hand was a doosh to the winning hand (an old lady) the old lady says" I don't need the money" and mucks her hand.BBJ was easily 100k+
The story was in card player mag a few years ago. The screams were heard throughout the casino.
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Old 03-14-2012, 12:38 PM   #389
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And we were discussing top paying college degrees, not the average. The most studied major in the US (I think) is criminal justice or communications. Most people are morons. This is not what we're discussing. Please stay on the subject.
I haven't exactly been taking part in the main discussion of this topic. I just commented that I strongly disagree with your assertion that making less than $60k is pathetic and impossible to be happy with. The fact is over half of American families don't make your happiness threshold and I find it quite a stretch to conclude a large majority of Americans are depressed. Money and happiness are linked but it's far from the only factor.

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Everything about your post is wrong, but the above is so wrong it makes me ill.

My parents were non-english speaking immigrants. My dad died when I was 19 and I promptly worked 40 hours a week on top of taking 6 classes a semester and 4 during the summers to give my mom 500 dollars a month to pay bills. I graduated with a 2.67 GPA. I went to a tier 3 school. I also graduated with 59k in student loans. My first job out of college was for a salary of (drumroll, please) 28.8k, that's 738 dollars every 2 weeks.

Congrats for being the wrongest person on the internet today, 3/14/2012.
Aren't you making the same mistake of citing personal anecdotes that you were accusing someone else of doing before?
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Old 03-14-2012, 02:02 PM   #390
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Worse than that,hit the bad beat and because the kid with the losing hand was a doosh to the winning hand (an old lady) the old lady says" I don't need the money" and mucks her hand.BBJ was easily 100k+
The story was in card player mag a few years ago. The screams were heard throughout the casino.
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Old 03-14-2012, 02:08 PM   #391
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This is brilliantly evil.
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Old 03-14-2012, 03:11 PM   #392
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Wow amazing.
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Old 03-14-2012, 06:59 PM   #393
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Re: "Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that."

Any1 who b1tches and moans about bad luck needs a direct link to this,There wouldve been countless holes in my wall after that one,i feel sick.
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Old 03-15-2012, 05:42 AM   #394
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if this thread was made in 2012 OP would be trolled and flamed so hard
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Old 03-16-2012, 09:11 AM   #395
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c/f river obv :P
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