Ok first off, I'm nothin but a uNL player so I know no one gives a **** about how much money a hand I post is. This is a normal 20 some dollar pot at NL10. But, I was going through my db of about 70K hands of NL10 and found this to be the sickest. Although most of you are HS players I figured this is what BBV is made for and I'll go ahead and post it.

Background: This douchebag tilted me more than anyone in the history of poker. Normally played bigger games and lost 13!!! buyins in a 1 hr 20 min session at this table. In the end I was up on him 20c. I first took a nice 4 out gutshot against a dominated hand from him. Then this hand happened. He was stacking off every few hands and when he rolled over his cards after the flop I laughed. Then ****in **** my pants. Forget about the cash, just realize the sickness of this call for the amount of BB, then the outdraw. No hand has ever surprised me or tilted me more. Enjoy.

Full Tilt Poker, $0.05/$0.10 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
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BB: $25.95
UTG: $36.35
MP: $51.35
CO: $10
BTN: $8.30
Hero (SB): $41.80

CO posts $0.05
Pre-Flop: Q A dealt to Hero (SB)
2 folds, CO calls $0.10, BTN folds, Hero raises to $0.40, BB folds, CO calls $0.30

Flop: ($0.90) J 3 A (2 Players)
Hero bets $0.50, CO raises to $1.55, Hero raises to $41.40 and is All-In, CO calls $8

Turn: ($20) 6 (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

River: ($20) 6 (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $20 Pot ($2 Rake)
CO showed 4 6 (three of a kind, Sixes) and WON $18.05 (+$8.10 NET)
Hero showed Q A (two pair, Aces and Sixes) and LOST (-$9.95 NET)
****IN BULL****

This is why you don't shove this flop; you'll only get called when you're behind.

LOL QFT

Even though this is extra value meal stakes, this is pretty friggin awful.

[ ] folded preflop

also, 10% rake is extra bad beat imo

how the **** do you play 70k hands of nl10 and not move up

lol you don't wanna know, its called tilt fest at NL25. I moved up ran bad for about 3 buy ins, then say byebye to about 7 more. Dropped back down. got back to NL25. ran ****ty, now almost back to NL25. Take too long to post the pokerEV graphs. ****in sick imo

I don't like the flop shove.

This one tilted me hard. I know the way they think, "omg what an overbet, he must be bluffing I call" even though they can't beat a bluff, even though J2 is ahead of them.


Party Poker $25 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
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BTN: $56.66
SB: $24.75
BB: $15.64
UTG: $34.73
Hero (MP): $37.77
CO: $2.93

Pre Flop: Hero is MP with K K
UTG raises to $0.50, Hero raises to $2.50, 4 folds, UTG raises to $4.50, Hero raises to $37.77 all in, UTG calls $30.23 all in

Flop: ($69.81) 4 A 5 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Turn: ($69.81) 7 (2 players - 2 are all in)

River: ($69.81) 6 (2 players - 2 are all in)

It's to get max value from hands like 46o

Welcome to my life.

Poker Stars $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
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BTN: $25.00
SB: $19.60
BB: $2.75
UTG: $34.35
MP: $33.40
Hero (CO): $54.00

Pre Flop: Hero is CO with Q Q
2 folds, Hero raises to $1, 2 folds, BB calls $0.75

Flop: ($2.10) 3 3 9 (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $1.75, BB calls $1.75 all in

Turn: ($5.60) 7 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($5.60) 6 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $5.60
BB shows 5 4 (a straight, Three to Seven)
Hero mucks Q Q
BB wins $5.35
(Rake: $0.25)

I got off cheaper than you though.

I actually felt bad thinking I had sucked out on him by hitting the A on the turn, with the river J sealing the deal...little did I know...

Poker Stars $0.01/$0.02 No Limit Hold'em - 5 players
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CO: $19.19
BTN: $0.86
SB: $5.25
BB: $1.84
Hero (UTG): $5.62

Pre Flop: Hero is UTG with J A
Hero raises to $0.08, 1 fold, BTN calls $0.08, 2 folds

Flop: ($0.19) K 9 6 (2 players)
Hero bets $0.12, BTN calls $0.12

Turn: ($0.43) A (2 players)
Hero bets $0.26, BTN raises to $0.56, Hero raises to $0.86, BTN calls $0.10 all in

River: ($1.75) J (2 players - 1 is all in)

it's the flop call that stumps me:

Party Poker $200 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
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MP: $197.00
CO: $200.45
BTN: $203.20
SB: $177.54
Hero (BB): $545.30
UTG: $327.37

Pre Flop: Hero is BB with K K
2 folds, CO raises to $8, 1 fold, SB calls $7, Hero raises to $30, 1 fold, SB calls $22

Flop: ($68.00) 5 T Q (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $38, SB calls $38

Turn: ($144.00) 6 (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $110, SB calls $109.54 all in

River: ($363.08) 4 (2 players - 1 is all in)

lol

Clearly the double gutshot to an OESD was too hard to pass up.

Sorry, didnt mean to tilt you

to answer your question, i believe it was 4,6o

I prefer an min 3bet on that flop OP.

micro stakes = life tilt just playing there... respect to anyone that can keep on grinding at micro.. enuff to drive a person insane.