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08-25-2009 , 07:18 AM

#51

bicolor_le_bond

adept

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move down in stakes

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08-25-2009 , 07:22 AM

#52

robertlanglois

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is this one of those fake hand histories that everyone is talking about?

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08-25-2009 , 07:26 AM

#53

Kim Jong 12

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[x] this thread is a joke?

[x] nice play ROFL

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08-25-2009 , 07:37 AM

#54

Hattifnatt

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[x] Level
[ ] Not totally unfunny

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08-25-2009 , 07:53 AM

#55

vezj420

adept

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whose gimmick account is this?? is this Viffer???

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08-25-2009 , 07:55 AM

#56

SI-KICK

old hand

Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 1,354

"LOLOLOLOLOLOL YOU F**KIN MORON YOU PLAY GREAT"

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08-25-2009 , 08:15 AM

#57

YouCheckRaise

Pooh-Bah

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Wow you played this so so bad

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08-25-2009 , 08:35 AM

#58

bigfishsmallpond

enthusiast

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[ ] Played the hand well
[x] Obvious why you went busto in the first place
[x] Stick to this limit

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08-25-2009 , 08:35 AM

#59

maryn

adept

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2/10

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08-25-2009 , 08:39 AM

#60

Redux

old hand

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Pretty good level since so many are taking the bait.

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08-25-2009 , 08:40 AM

#61

Highlimit

journeyman

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Horrible play with AA

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08-25-2009 , 08:43 AM

#62

caught_clean

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Originally Posted by Redux

Pretty good level since so many are taking the bait.

yea, I think his other thread was a better level though, less obvious.

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08-25-2009 , 08:45 AM

#63

cds0699

LOSING

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 9,018

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Originally Posted by Spraggy

If you dont play micros anymore then you're an idiot. Your skill level is that of an nl2 player. Move down and master nl2 before you play anywhere else. I'm not even joking. You play like a child. This is in 100% seriousness one of the most pathetic hands I have ever seen.

You say you caught a sucker on the river. Turns out that sucker is you and you suck big time at poker. Now GTFO of BBV scuttle over to the micro stakes forum and try and learn the very basics of No Limit Hold em because to me it is clear that you understand the game as much as a 9 year old child understands nuclear physics. Your poker mind is weak. You type in the chat nice suckout fish when all he did is check down to the river and then make the best hand. You sir are the idiot throwing money at him with your set.

You are a massive fish, please develop not only as a poker player but as a human being.

Thank you for your time.

This post is ironic coming from you

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08-25-2009 , 09:02 AM

#64

bicolor_le_bond

adept

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Originally Posted by Redux

Pretty good level since so many are taking the bait.

[x] ^^^ re-levelled

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08-25-2009 , 09:05 AM

#65

gandalf_tg

stranger

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erm... for what its worth, you have to dodge more than half the deck twice to be sure your hand is good.

Any Jack, Ten, nine, six, five, four or heart (27 cards).

edit* tho even if one of these hits, you won't necessarily lose the pot. You just have to re-evaluate when it does

You need to weed out the field by betting the flop hard (and preferably raising pre). make a chaser pay.

If a scare card hits then be prepared to fold to aggressive betting.
Easy river fold IMO. Even a wayward Ten beats you.

Last edited by gandalf_tg; 08-25-2009 at 09:11 AM. Reason: edit

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08-25-2009 , 02:55 PM

#66

YouGoTGoT

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These stakes are above you, move down to playchips IMO

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08-25-2009 , 03:03 PM

#67

jerseys

grinder

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This has to be one of the better constructed levels I've ever seen.

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08-25-2009 , 03:06 PM

#68

ulv

centurion

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So u cant beat the micros?

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08-25-2009 , 03:37 PM

#69

dOrkFish

grinder

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Originally Posted by zgpwns

omg u totally butchered this hand ... u played it wrong on every street

ding ding ding. WINNAR

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08-25-2009 , 06:00 PM

#70

Davino

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Originally Posted by tcs

you are an idiot. please move up to where they respect your checks

yup

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08-25-2009 , 06:02 PM

#71

ShaunHunting

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Man OP you're taking a beating in this thread and you're def welcome at my table anytime.

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08-25-2009 , 06:07 PM

#72

sqwerty12

banned

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should have stayed at high stakes:

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/54...stakes-563170/

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08-25-2009 , 06:22 PM

#73

Tampaz

banned

Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 1,419

so when will we see you back the the 50nl "nosebleeds"?

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08-25-2009 , 06:29 PM

#74

Ace Smokin

old hand

Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 1,657

LoL at all the people giving strategy advice and saying he played bad...... Obv you all don't know how to play poker.

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08-25-2009 , 06:49 PM

#75

c00ler

old hand

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Originally Posted by Spraggy

facepalm dude its not that serious

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