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02-22-2008 , 12:20 AM

#176

king_nothing_

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Originally Posted by Ace Smokin

The French are lame, but they like totally invented prostitutes and the Menage a trois.

Uh, prostitution is a lot older than France.

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02-22-2008 , 01:00 AM

#177

king_nothing_

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Originally Posted by ix.spider.uk

imo the only dubious comment is the internet. rest are accurate.

No they're not.

Nobody can say for sure where poker was created.

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Originally Posted by Wikipedia

The name of the game likely descended from the Irish Poca (Pron. Pokah) ('Pocket') or even the French poque, which descended from the German pochen ('to brag as a bluff' lit. 'to knock' [1] ). Yet it is not clear whether the origins of poker itself lie with the games bearing those names.

Who invented the airplane is a matter of debate as well, but to say it was invented by someone from Ancient Greece is silly.

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Around 400 BC, Archytas, the Ancient Greek philosopher, mathematician, astronomer, statesman, and strategist, was reputed to have designed and built the first artificial, self-propelled flying device, a bird-shaped model propelled by a jet of what was probably steam, said to have actually flown some 200 meters.[1][2] This machine, which its inventor called The Pigeon (Greek: Περιστέρα "Peristera"), may have been suspended on a wire or pivot for its flight.[3][4]

You're going to credit the invention of the airplane to him? lol. Go out and poll 100 members of the intellectual community/aviation experts/historians/etc. and ask them who invented the airplane. Do you expect the majority of them to say "that Greek guy Archytas in 400 BC, no doubt!"?

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02-22-2008 , 02:14 AM

#178

KingerOne

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1 euro is like worth 100 of your green dollas haha

america is only a little germany. only with violence and dumb people, ah and worthless green money hahahahaa

oh... add taxes

wtf is a tax hahahah

germany all day baby.. get some real soccer team and stay away from feminime sports

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02-22-2008 , 02:24 AM

#179

Ace Smokin

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Originally Posted by KingerOne

america is only a little germany. only with violence

Did a German just call Americans violent? That's funny. Holocaust anyone?

World's Most Common and Widely Accepted Monetary Unit: American Dollar

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02-22-2008 , 02:25 AM

#180

minnesotasam

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ELI ****ING WHITNEY

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02-22-2008 , 02:26 AM

#181

metamath

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thank you guys for reminding me why i'm a winning player.

i just hope stupidity isn't contagious...

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02-22-2008 , 02:31 AM

#182

KingerOne

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yea get some pictures of worldwar in it... thats what u do the last 50+ years lol... in the meantime, u americans made more wars, and killed more civilians then the whole world in the past 2000 years, now u know why the whole world hates u americans, u stupid as hell lol

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02-22-2008 , 02:36 AM

#183

Ace Smokin

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meh, it's usually about ~20 years till Germany starts another. Got any planned? Who's on the list for genocide?

You make it sound like word domination is bad. Germany had their shot... twice.

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02-22-2008 , 02:40 AM

#184

KingerOne

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u disqualifed yourself.

your ignoring all the facts and just post a picture of a long ago world war, which nearly all people that was included from germanys side, are nearly now all death.

but currently as we write this sh*t, your people, and your country kills people in the whole world. most of them are even civilians.

and currently... your "RICH" country, got more poor people, more ghettos, more violence then europe together.

and currently... no, and still: you have no culture.

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02-22-2008 , 02:43 AM

#185

Ace Smokin

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Hellz yeah.. we be sportin dem ghettos fo shoe n*ggaz. Yo know we be representing the hood. Sheeit, America invented gangsters.

Last edited by Ace Smokin; 02-22-2008 at 03:07 AM.

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02-22-2008 , 02:45 AM

#186

KingerOne

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wow your response was more stupid then i expected.
bye

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02-22-2008 , 08:07 AM

#187

xjimraketex

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BUMP!

and funny thing is:

Kinger pretends to be some gangster of some kind...

please dont let this thread die!

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02-22-2008 , 08:55 AM

#188

KingerOne

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Originally Posted by xjimraketex

BUMP!

and funny thing is:

Kinger pretends to be some gangster of some kind...

????

what are you talki.....? maybe the worst response in this thread, and it was hard to beat ace smokin imo

and funny thing is:

xjimraketex pretends to be some pokerwinner of some kind...
but i never heared of you, and 100dollar a month dont make you look like that to me, u gangster

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02-22-2008 , 08:56 AM

#189

frenchfish

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Originally Posted by Adrenalin Rush

inventions are saving this thread..

Dutch shoe-heel protector.

Dutch p-mate. Enables women to pee while standing upright

Word!

Germany wins by a large margin imo folow by France for iventing le poker!!!Oui monsieur!!

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02-22-2008 , 09:13 AM

#190

ix.spider.uk

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Originally Posted by Ace Smokin

meh, it's usually about ~20 years till Germany starts another. Got any planned? Who's on the list for genocide?

You make it sound like word domination is bad. Germany had their shot... twice.

Ergh. The difference is Germany as a nation has learned from its immoral mistakes. That's why whenever there are signs of Nazi-style resurgences the population as a collective go out of their way to protest. In America conversely such individuals are elected president.

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02-22-2008 , 09:22 AM

#191

LLeGGo

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Originally Posted by KingerOne

oh... add taxes

wtf is a tax hahahah

germany all day baby.. get some real soccer team and stay away from feminime sports

My best friend is from Germany. And he despises the place, and wants to move his family away because something along the lines of the government pretty much treats middle-lower classes like absolute ****. Sounds like America to me. But apparently, its worse.

Also, you guys have to pay for rain. Wtf is THAT?

I'm American btw.

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02-22-2008 , 09:27 AM

#192

frenchfish

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I love this tread keep it funny and stop talking about war and serious ****!!

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02-22-2008 , 09:28 AM

#193

hoof hearted

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Originally Posted by KingerOne

1 euro is like worth 100 of your green dollas haha

america is only a little germany. only with violence and dumb people, ah and worthless green money hahahahaa

oh... add taxes

wtf is a tax hahahah

germany all day baby.. get some real soccer team and stay away from feminime sports

In America soccer is a girls sport. REAL MEN DON'T PLAY SOCCER.

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02-22-2008 , 09:30 AM

#194

frenchfish

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I am not sure about prostitution but french pretty much invented sex!

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02-22-2008 , 09:31 AM

#195

hoof hearted

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Originally Posted by ix.spider.uk

Cannot argue with this. Sad but true.

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02-22-2008 , 09:37 AM

#196

frenchfish

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Originally Posted by Skipjack

Ceire the reasons for most of the problems in the US right now is way too many worthless sack o shat losers from other countries flooding in to drain the system. US needs to close its borders, stat. If you think its -EV you can F yourself all the way back to whatever godforsaken sh*thole you came from, dont ever come back.

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Originally Posted by Sjaak

They should have closed the borders in 1492AD! Then you probably wouldn't exist to make this dumb post.

[X]PWND

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02-22-2008 , 09:40 AM

#197

guesswho

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Originally Posted by king_nothing_

Uh, what? What exactly is wrong in what I said? I'd love to hear an explanation, because you didn't explain yourself worth a damn in your last post. I know what the definition of "empire" is, and I never said the British Empire didn't rule the most countries...I simply said that isn't the only thing that should be considered when determining which empire was the greatest (nor is it the most important aspect, IMO).

Hahaha all i am saying is the British Empire was the greatest EMPIRE in the world. You yourself have even said an empire is defined as the number of countries under a single authority in which the British Empire fits perfectly. Therefore theres no doubt the British Empire was the Greatest but was not the most influencial which i aggree but it was still influencial.