I dont even know if this is running hot or not.

Villain and i are deep. I'm on about 1100, he has about 1300 at 1/2 NL.

big raise i call on the button with 103 spades.

Flop: 5 6 7 all spades.
Villain overbets 60 bucks.

Turn: 4 spades
Awesome i just 1 outered this dude. He leads again, for pot, i RR 3 times, he shoves i insta call.

River: 8 spades

jesus ****ing christ.

After that i go on a sick anti-heater and lose at least 3 times with a set getting all the money in on flop or turn only to have the gut shot call, or runner runner flush draw because "ell oh ell has AKs and thats the nuts"

oddly no set over set.

I also hit a royal straight flush earlier that night and made about 60 bucks. sadly i only had the Q clubs in my hand.

So after a while of being card dead or other ******ed **** i head to teh Taj with a buddy of mine.

I double up pretty quick and the table is quite possibly the softest table i've ever played at and im able to play damn near 35% of my hands (which is obscene live full ring imo).

I pick up 67o on the button. everyone limps to HJ who makes it 17, CO calls, I call, BB calls rest fold.

Flop: 5 8 9 (2 diamonds)
checks to HJ who bets about 3/4 pot, CO folds i raise 3x, BB folds, HJ tanks for about 20 seconds then shoves, i insta call.

HJ has QQ no diamond. I have the 7 of diamonds

Turn: Q

River: 9

ez game i guess? i would have stuck around but it was almost 1:30am and i had work the next morning and i had just played over 8 soul crushing hours of being card dead or having vomit worthy suckouts at the caesars earlier.

also i'd been playing for over 24 hrs at this point. im almost embarrassed to admit this last point.

**** me to tears

tl;dr

move up, get down, GTFO

thats on par with how i felt.

[ ] live poker is rigged
[x] big raise i call on the button with 103 spades.

[x] standard

Is it called a royal Straight flush or just a Royal flush?

[x] uh, we're deep stacked and preflop hand strength doesnt matter that much against a maniac offering ******ed implied odds along with prior history at the table. yes, im putting in 17 when im fairly certain it'll be heads up against a dude who will put over 500 into the pot with as little as bottom pair on a 3flush flop.

does it tilt you that i said royal straight flush instead of royal flush?

bankroll < post count

[x] you're a weaktight tagfish who avoids every situation that remotely resembles gambling and is afraid to put his money in without the stone cold nuts

i thought this one was better.

totally brah

No just asking, You take everything so offensive uh?

i just like responding. im not offended.

why does everyone think that when you leave a smarmy comment that every response is out of feeling asshurt? cant i post a smarmy response?

i just like to stir up e-beef?

lol

you'll never get a hand. ever ever ever.

That's a lot of spades.

I also hit a royal straight flush earlier that night and made about 60 bucks. sadly i only had the Q clubs in my hand

wow, that's terrible sorry to hear you ran so bad

I don't understand......you already have 20 flushes.

Location: killadelphia

Stopped reading there.

I hate it when people repeat themselves:

"card dead playing live"

but villian had 7 boats so hero was only drawing to 3 flushes, 2 boat or suited quads

how those pirates doin? set for another stellar season this year?

man ya'll mostly kinda suck at this game.

the only one i laughed at was the pittsburgh fanboy's comment.

Hey live action whats your day job?

havoc, its not my fault my ethnic stereotype is known for huge ***** (besides being alcoholics), im sorry you're salty about that. keep up that internet grind dude.

knives out - really? a radiohead song? c'mon dude. is there anything in you're life you've done that was original? and dont say it wasnt the radio head song, it was. we all know.

dude from brazil - someone already made that joke, but thanks for putting it in a pretty color

sorenuts - d-, not even funny.

gogogogogo flamewarz