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Live fish are donks and then moron abuses me. LOL Live fish are donks and then moron abuses me. LOL

09-17-2009 , 12:23 AM
Greetings,

So I'm at the casino playing NL200. I play a lot online but hardly ever play live so I'm keen to rape a few live fish.

Anyway, I've been sitting at the table for about 20 hands and I already have a tight image even though I've played most hands. But generally I just called all the way to the river and haven't raised a single pot and haven't shown any cards at showdown so nobody really knows what I'm doing.

Anyway, the cards aren't going my way and I'm down about $50 because I haven't even won a hand yet and I get AA one before the button. There's a raise to $8 and 2 callers to me and I call so the pot's about $35 to the flop.

Flop comes 79Q rainbow, there's 3 checks to me and I bet $2 and they all call so there's about $43 in the pot

Turn is a K, 3 checks to me again, I make it $4, I get 2 callers and the last guy reraises to $40. The other 2 fold and I snapcall so there's now about $95 in the pot.

River is a brick, the guy bets $80 (lol), I snap shove for my remaining $120 or so and the moron INSTA calls (lol) and turns over friggin' 10J.

I lol and say "nice chase" and the moron says "thanks for letting me get there".

I say "have you been paying attention at all. I bet out for the first time tonight and you think J10 is good?"

He says "as if I pay any attention to what you're doing".....LOLLLL

I say "Do you play online?, you'd get eaten alive" and he says "online is bs".

LOL live donks.
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09-17-2009 , 12:31 AM
LOLL your the donk who cant fold AA why not bet big on flop huh???
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09-17-2009 , 12:33 AM
Donk ITT.
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09-17-2009 , 01:13 AM
level, right?

$2.00 into $35.00? really?
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09-17-2009 , 01:20 AM


And if not, gtfoad
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09-17-2009 , 01:30 AM
A-! keep em coming haha
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09-17-2009 , 01:44 AM
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Originally Posted by sharkfish><((((">
So I'm at the casino playing NL200.
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Originally Posted by sharkfish><((((">
the pot's about $35 to the flop.

I bet $2


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I say "have you been paying attention at all. I bet out for the first time tonight and you think J10 is good?"
[ ] J-high good
[x] 17.5 to 1 odds good
[x] OP is a moran
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09-17-2009 , 01:45 AM
Nice level OP
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09-17-2009 , 01:45 AM
Got to be a level.
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09-17-2009 , 01:53 AM
By the way how do you not reraise a 4-way pot PF ? Not even a min raise.
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09-17-2009 , 02:17 AM
either a bad joke or OP is a TERRIBLE DONK ****...either way diawf
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09-17-2009 , 02:17 AM
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Originally Posted by TitaniumNutz
By the way how do you not reraise a 4-way pot PF ? Not even a min raise.
lol..with AA?...right.
way to scare them off.
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09-17-2009 , 02:23 AM
deff level
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09-17-2009 , 02:27 AM
terrible level
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09-17-2009 , 02:29 AM
lev L
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09-17-2009 , 02:31 AM
Guy never should have chased his straight; villain is a luckbox obv
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09-17-2009 , 02:36 AM
god i hope this is a level. if not OP deserves to rot in hell
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09-17-2009 , 02:38 AM
lol @ how many people think this is srs.
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09-17-2009 , 02:45 AM
"Turn is a K, 3 checks to me again, I make it $4, I get 2 callers and the last guy reraises to $40. The other 2 fold and I snapcall so there's now about $95 in the pot."

I thought that part was kinda funny but I think I might be getting leveled by the people like half the ppl in this thread :?
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09-17-2009 , 02:59 AM
what the **** have 2p2 become, 2 many new kids rollling around. Half of them is proud to figure out this lvl, rest of them doesnt know it is one.
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09-17-2009 , 03:11 AM
LMFAO this cannot be serious, "I have a tight image even though iv played most hands"
"I fire $2 into a $35 pot and amazingly all these live donks smooth call!, I cannot believe my luck!"
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09-17-2009 , 03:11 AM
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Originally Posted by thonn
die
lol nice
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09-17-2009 , 03:15 AM
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Originally Posted by thonn
die
I dont know whats funnier this or the two dollar flop bet. I think its die just because the guy has 9 posts and because he was first in LOL.
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09-17-2009 , 03:21 AM
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Originally Posted by sharkfish><((((">
lol..with AA?...right.
way to scare them off.
Horrible level.
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09-17-2009 , 03:23 AM
DIE indeed

All OP's topics are levels (and bad ones at that), FFS get a life
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