Ok so I know most of you BBVrs are so good you never experience downswings but since I'm a bit of a fish I still have those things

So at the end (i hope) of this 15k downer where I've been coolered just about every hand of 5/10 i play I decided I may as well do something with my money before I go completely life busto and end it all.

Living in Vegas I decided I'd get hammered and order a hooker, but I obv dont wanna bring a hooker to my place so I go over to MGM and get a room then head to the casino to get hammered and piss away some money on blackjack. So I sit down and start playing and within about 20 hands and about 1/2 a grand in losses a fine ass brunette starts hitting on me. Upon further inspection she had a pretty gruesome mole on her neck but whatever, the rest was nice. If you were a normal person you'd be pretty happy about this turn of events but since I know I'm a crusty, nose peeling, sweaty ass goblin its pretty clear shes a hooker and I'm gonna have to pay for her services. So I say, **** it she'll do and in a few minutes we're headed to my room.

I decide I'd rather have her blow me than fk her cuz I figured I'm running so bad I'd prob get AIDS from this ho so I sit on the edge of my bed and she starts doin her job. She's actually doing quite a good job, playing with the nuts, doing everything a pro should do but then it takes a trbl turn. Apparently this bitch needed to **** and she let out a really loud fart and in her surprise squeezed my nuts really hard. I was in so much pain i pushed her away with a lot more force than I intended and her head actually hit the ground. My nuts turned a really dark purple and it hurt like I'd had an icepick stuck between my nuts. When I got to the doctors about an hour later after a friend finally came to drive me, I found out I have a severely bruised right nut and it may cause me to be infertile.

Oh, and I still had to pay the bitch. Sweet.

Shame.

wait so the hooker farted? kick her out immed for not being sechsy

oh my god....

can't tell if this is real or not

huh

Feel rreal bad about the infertile part
Pretty good read imo

You know you can get AIDS from a blowjob?

of dude if she farts that should be atleast half off. plus she bruised ur nut??? i would walk right up to her pimp and be like ur btch aint gvin da rite serives tyrone and get ur money back brah

[ ] pics of hooker

cool story bro

cliffs next time plz for the love of god

wowzer the bowser

free happy ending?

the title confused me so opened thread.

still tl;dr.

that is some serious run bad OP cant believe she still made you pay her

Pics or it didn't happen.

epic

bs ur not infertile your left nut is still good right? also cheaper to kill her rather than pay her

cliffs notes for the ******ed: hooker farts and chomps on nuts gets kicked op possibly infertile