Whoever played Nemo.

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Jaleel White

as in:

You're outclassed kids...look who i just took for 4 straight...decided to bring my A-game against one of iPokers best...his name...Elsayyid...

What happened you ask?

Well the big Elwood lined him up and outplayed him over a titanic 25 minute battle. He wanted revenge on the big wood, so I gave him the chance. In a little over 20 minutes I had crushed him again.

You think he'd have enough by then and realised he was outclassed....but no.

In he comes for the third time. Elwood dominates proceedings again and has this wannabe figured out. Victory again.

After looking for some more fish figuring Elsayyid had had enough...in he comes again for the forth time. Maybe he was hoping his luck would turn but no.

Elwood crushes again. Four from four....I would have taken him 20/20 but he knew by the 4th time (what took him so long) that he was well and truly outclassed.

Listen up kids, I ain't playing. I'm soon to be one of the greats. My heads up game just gets better and better.

Look for me on the iPoker network...Elwood08, the next big thing.

Thats a very strong statement coming from a low stakes break even player

Kamikam you're outclassed son, iPoker network...I'll play you 40 straight games at $30....ship it son

Well played OP, whatever keeps you playing must be good for everyone else.

Good for everyone else cos they get to dream whilst I crush. Only problem is they don't have an IQ of 140+ which prevents them from printing money as I'm now fully licensed to do.

bumped for lulz

Some people..

I scared

lol thread.

ty for the laughs elwood, A+.

btw, if you ever get on pokerstars, i'll play you for pretty much whatever.

+1

Are you nuts???? Have you heard about his IQ????

Op is most balla poker god this side of Durrrrr. Speaking of which, I don't see Durrrr lining up to play this guy...that alone speaks volumes. Ivey also seems to be staying away. And where has Isildur1 been lately? Ducking OP I bet.

My only hope is that he never figures out my SN cause then I know I'd be dust.

hahahaha the op is awesome

op is beyond awesome. op plz start a thread on how to become a rake back pro and crush the rakeback.

Update: a shocker indeed!



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Lol. This is prob his 8th reset

1st reset son, when people realised how quickly I had developed my game they wouldn't play me for fear of being absolutely crushed.

For those of you who like to rail, I'm about to put in a session on iPoker...Elwood08...if you want to go the next step and try and play me, you do so at your own peril. Game over son.

absolutely crushed....and he was solid...that's 6 in a row for the big wood....who's next?

This guy is going to ace that electro-shock propbet. I am beginning to think its a routine part of his weekly trips to the mental health ward.