in b4 roid rage

you just know that anyone who says "el tardo" will not be successful in life

but to elwood, life is going on a heater, benching 40 at the gym and getting laid by his flatmate guy while updating this thread on his knock off iphone

Honestly Primo sucking out repeatedly on the big wood may have been the best thing that could happen to this wooden beast. He's gone from hero mode to God mode and most Ipoker regs are probably thinking of playing 6max or pumping gas...if not for monetary reasons, then the fear of big wood crushing their games has instilled in them.

You're an idiot

He talked a lot of smack and caused quite a bit of inconvenience for Primo and then ran away like the little bitch he is, get off his nuts.

^^
poker fan = elwood

lol welcome to the internet. you must be new here.

Meh, scammers doesn't even get custom undertitle telling about their actions so banning elwood because he's a huge dbag wouldn't be fair imo.


poker fan = beasty, tho idk who beasty was.

didn't word that quite as well in the pm i sent him

Oh now you did it. TTI is a legend on the felt. Guy has been crushing the games since before there even was an Internet to go on.

The ONLY reason there is money to be made in HU poker today is because TTI retired from HU for the good of the game. You see, when he was playing, all the money just flowed to him. None for anyone else. He stepped back so that the funds would be redistributed and the HU poker economy would not go busto.

He took some of his winnings and purchased BBV from David Sklanksy (which is how he became a mod), and now just sits back and laughs at internet pussies like you who think they can play but cannot.

Oh, and he is also a fairly well known UFC trainer (GSP uses him often, as do other top 10 fighters), so I think he can take you in a fight, too.

100% Confirmed

King Fish delivers as usual

Ban OP lock thread. OP lacks enough intelligence to realise that he should be ashamed.

lol, poker fan is not even leveling...

Good try at being a smartass though

you're an intelligent person.

Says the guy who PM's me and the title was "Hey Fagit"

not certain but i'm nearly sure those are supposed to be private.

then don't send me PM's for stupid reasons?

Hey Fagit

I propose an undertitle for Elwood's gimmick account. Can you guess what it is?

this thread actually reminds me of this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyQvjKqXA0Y

do whatever this guy says, he's obviously a big winner in life.

I may not crush hu, crush at the gym, or ever get laid but hot wimen, but I have something better.

how can you be a kid and have a sep 2006 join date?

Is there picture proof that elwood isnt a 110lb nerd?

Guess Im the only person that doesnt find KF very amusing.

(Nothing against KF, I just dont think hes as funny as he does/most of you do.)



His TTI nut hugging would be annoying as well, if I wasnt a huge TTI fanboi.