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02-14-2015 , 05:11 AM
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02-14-2015 , 07:03 PM
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Originally Posted by PasswordGotHacked
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I am disapoint

My sincerest wooden apologies. Wood had a few too many drinks with his colleagues on Friday night and his long awaited return to the felt was delayed.

Wood also going through a recent break-up and needs to be 100% focused before returning. Once his little wooden heart is mended he will be returning as promised.
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02-14-2015 , 07:08 PM
Rule #73: no excuses, play like a champion.

Produce, you Wanker, or gtfo
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02-14-2015 , 11:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Clevername69
Is OP HeyN8?
My first thought was that Big Wood was Modus and Little Wood was N8.
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02-15-2015 , 05:54 AM
Opened this thread expecting excitement, sadly the wood is limp and disappointing.
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02-15-2015 , 10:09 AM
The colossalwood has been dominating the freerolls so far! 3 games, unfortunately 0 cashes. Seems like times are not as easy as they used to be after all..
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02-15-2015 , 05:26 PM
now this thread is a story about a <removed> heartbroken little sapling?

disapoint

Last edited by fidstar-poker; 02-15-2015 at 09:09 PM. Reason: removed part of post
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02-16-2015 , 06:24 AM
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Originally Posted by bjsmith22
now this thread is a story about a <removed> heartbroken little sapling?

disapoint
Righto kids the big 'wood is back. He decided the best way to mend a broken heart is to hit the wooden felt. Our sharkscope stats have been reset before i've even played a hand to keep you kids happy.

ColossalWood is the name. I'll be playing on iPoker (winner) where I get 70% + 10% rakeback...just for being wood.

let the crushing begin.
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02-16-2015 , 06:26 AM
You actually playing right now?
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02-16-2015 , 06:29 AM
ok here we got a kid called 116ghz.

A little google search reveals a ghz is a gigahertz which is 1 billion cycles per second.

We therefore deduce that this kid likes to 3bet with q 10 off when the blinds are 10/20 and fold to 4-bets with anything < k10 suited when the blinds are 30/60+.

This should be pretty straight forward.
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02-16-2015 , 06:30 AM
yep wood just got it in with 77 vs qq. flop was 9 5 7 and wood was looking good.

turn was a 9.

hmm.

river...

9.


it's ok wood got it in bad but still has 924 chips which is plenty for a man with this much wooden talent.
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02-16-2015 , 06:34 AM
kittypoker91 - 100 euro up for grabs...this kid doesn't stand a chance
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02-16-2015 , 06:36 AM
first hand OOP wood 3bets with 85 off then shows to the fold...next hand flops bottom pair and calls (3 spades - wood has none). river blanks and wood calls again...he'll take it away on the river. river no spade...but....wood spikes too pair. kitty checks.

wood overbets the pot...420 into 320. kitty calls with 2nd pair.

wood got kitty 2-1....this should be a breeze for a man of this quality.
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02-16-2015 , 06:40 AM
BOOOOM...ANOTHER 100 EURO FOR THE GREAT WOOD.

CALLS A RAISE WITH Q 8 OFF HAVING THE KITTY 2200-800.

FLOP 9 10 J...WOOD CHECKS

KITTY BETS

WOOD PUTS IN A LITTLE BAIT RAISE

WOOD JAMS

IT'S ALLL OVER KIDS, WOOD IS BACK
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02-16-2015 , 06:47 AM
Ok 'wood seeking out the best of the best.

LittlePinkPony - ranked 20th any game by iPoker network 2013.

Let's seek how the little pony goes against a big 'wood.
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02-16-2015 , 06:50 AM
What the heck? Where is the competition in 2015?

Wood is just pushing the little pony around like a ragged doll.

2100 to 900 - i haven't even had a hand. The man is a wooden god.

Looks like another 100 euro coming up for the colossal champ.
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02-16-2015 , 06:53 AM
You seem like a champ
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02-16-2015 , 06:59 AM
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Originally Posted by FranFran95
You seem like a champ
Wood loves his fans Fran. Always has, always will.

Wood won't forgot you when he is playing the highest HU stakes in less than 6 months time.

Little Pony proving to be stubborn.

Wood still got him 2-1 (just after firing on 1 to a straight with air)...just gotta play my game and we'll take another 100 euro.
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02-16-2015 , 07:04 AM
wood got him 2292 to 708...now he's down to 552....down to 402...power from the big wood and well timed aggression...now some discipline folding the q 4...he's waiting for the big hail mary from the little pony...and wood will be ready
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02-16-2015 , 07:05 AM
the pony getting desperate...shoving 2/3 on button...wood got a2 off...normally wouldn't call but got him 2500 to 500...his range is wide...
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02-16-2015 , 07:05 AM
correct call from wood...pony had 6 10 suited and spiked a 10....match back on but big wood won't tilt, the champ is way beyond that.
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02-16-2015 , 07:10 AM
wood got him back to 2-1...limps aq suited....pony thinks...then jams j 9 off...hits again
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02-16-2015 , 07:11 AM
wood limps JJ now...spikes top set...pony gets it in with 2nd pair and gut shot...htis gut shot...sick
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02-16-2015 , 07:13 AM
wood traps him now...got it back to even...a man of such wooden talent, he won't lose from here
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02-16-2015 , 07:15 AM
and he doesn't....the king reigns supreme again...limps KJ with blinds 50/100 and almost level stacked...pony jams again...and is dominated, again. the little pony reveals a little k 9. he doesn't hit one of his 3 outs this time.

you see it doesn't matter when the big 'wood gets sucked out on, he doesn't tilt, he just gets more and more determined to crush his foe.

I am great, I am colossal, I am the wood that you all want to see.

I'll be back tomorrow. Night kids. xo
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