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04-09-2020 , 08:45 AM

#201

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

We have an old croatian saying;

Hope is a hooker.

Do you have it in German?

04-09-2020 , 09:50 AM

#202

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

**** you thursday

04-09-2020 , 09:53 AM

#203

Tuma

Worships Amon-Ra

Join Date: Aug 2012 Posts: 17,677

Quote:

Originally Posted by thabighurt35

**** you thursday

+∞

04-09-2020 , 11:14 AM

#204

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

Tomorrow is Great Friday, we will eat you Tuna.

Yes, tuna! You heard me! We know everything you little liar.

Today I will drink one bottle of oban.

Being a good citizen

04-09-2020 , 11:20 AM

#205

Tuma

Worships Amon-Ra

Join Date: Aug 2012 Posts: 17,677

I taste bad fwiw

04-09-2020 , 11:27 AM

#206

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

I dont care i love it

04-09-2020 , 11:29 AM

#207

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

In these difficult times with no hot wife home to make the food for Sammy. Sammy made his own food. It doesn't look as good as when she does it, but it's gonna taste great. And to you poorlings that probably never even saw this stuff irl, the black thing on top are real Beluga unborn fish babies.

edit: Sammy forgot to buy white asparagus, and it's pissing him off

Beer

04-09-2020 , 11:35 AM

#208

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

uhmmm, fish babies..

04-09-2020 , 11:41 AM

#209

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

Hi sammuelsen **** you

Whats up.

Im sorry for saying you that you are a housewife.

Frank is sorry.

We are still very good friends

04-09-2020 , 11:42 AM

#210

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

Fish babies looking good but this plastic little prawns? Wtf is that? You should try fresh adriatic prawns.

04-09-2020 , 11:42 AM

#211

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

Yesterday I had 10 beers at home and played some poker.

Tonight i will change things drastically and drink whiskey and play poker

04-09-2020 , 11:44 AM

#212

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Quote:

Originally Posted by FranFran

Fish babies looking good but this plastic little prawns? Wtf is that? You should try fresh adriatic prawns.

It's prawn babies dumbass. Sammy only eats baby animals.

04-09-2020 , 11:56 AM

#213

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

It's prawn babies dumbass. Sammy only eats baby animals.

You should have replied on that first post about friendship you ****ing idiot.

04-09-2020 , 12:05 PM

#214

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Quote:

Originally Posted by FranFran

You should have replied on that first post about friendship you ****ing idiot.

If Sammy was forced to have sex with either Morph, a hot teen, or you. Sammy would have the sex with Mr. Mr.mmmKay. Mr. Mr.mmmKay is like a woman with small breasts and a very tight ass.

04-09-2020 , 12:05 PM

#215

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,139

VERY GOOD!

04-09-2020 , 12:13 PM

#216

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Calm down

04-09-2020 , 12:20 PM

#217

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

If Sammy was forced to have sex with either Morph, a hot teen, or you. Sammy would have the sex with Mr. Mr.mmmKay. Mr. Mr.mmmKay is like a woman with small breasts and a very tight ass.

Very nice and soft