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05-21-2015 , 09:05 PM

#726

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,875

Haha, yeah I thought that would be censored, did you click it though? It was a music vid, its just not on youtube bcos Muricans have certain problems with certain aspects of humanity and reproduction

Anyway you can find a censored version on youtube. Billy Talent: I heard about them, but thats not really my scene, I know many people who like that stuff though.

05-22-2015 , 02:09 AM

#727

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,598

Friday you sexy bitch. Come eeere.

Last edited by Majik19; 05-22-2015 at 02:10 AM. Reason: .

05-22-2015 , 04:35 AM

#728

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 16,404

Fridayyyyy finally

05-22-2015 , 06:23 AM

#729

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

****ing rain

05-22-2015 , 09:36 AM

#730

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,598

Spring rain is awesome fran.

05-22-2015 , 09:40 AM

#731

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,758

Yes, Sammy's weekend just begun. Don't forget the Giro time trial tomorrow, 1 beer pr/5km or you are disqualified.

05-22-2015 , 09:41 AM

#732

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

Quote:

Originally Posted by Majik1973

Friday you sexy bitch. Come eeere.

pretty much this, and i get to get drunk on a plane tonight.

plane drunk is top 5 drunks to be had

05-22-2015 , 09:44 AM

#733

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,598

Joining the mile high club while drunk must be first.

Last edited by Majik19; 05-22-2015 at 09:44 AM. Reason: .

05-22-2015 , 09:47 AM

#734

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,758

Quote:

Originally Posted by Majik1973

Joining the mile high club while drunk must be first.

I'd rather just get drunk. Having sex on an airplane makes me seasick + alcohol beats sex.

05-22-2015 , 09:50 AM

#735

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 33,566

I would have thought plane drunk would suck. You can't do anything. Also expensive if drinks aren't free.

05-22-2015 , 09:54 AM

#736

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,598

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

I'd rather just get drunk. Having sex on an airplane makes me seasick + alcohol beats sex.

05-22-2015 , 09:55 AM

#737

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,758

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

I would have thought plane drunk would suck. You can't do anything. Also expensive if drinks aren't free.

My Gf can fit 2 shot glasses and a bottle of Absinthe + a six pack in her vagina. Problem solved.

05-22-2015 , 09:58 AM

#738

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,758

Quote:

Originally Posted by Majik1973

Poor choices makes for more laughs though. We laugh a lot at my house.

05-22-2015 , 10:07 AM

#739

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

fid is a nit, plane drinking is nutz

05-22-2015 , 10:19 AM

#740

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,758

Lol, did you guys know there's a "secret" game in google chrome? If you disconnect your internet and try to open chrome you get this screen. Hit space and the dinosaur starts running. Hit space to jump the cactuses.

05-22-2015 , 10:29 AM

#741

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

I would have thought plane drunk would suck. You can't do anything. Also expensive if drinks aren't free.

well you can hit on the flight attendants, you can hit on your neighbor, or you can roam around the aisle looking for potential victims until they tell you to sit down.

Also, in first class drinks are free, upgrades ftw.

Other trick is you are allowed to bring a ziplock bag full of fluids as long as they are in >3oz containers, you know whats less than 3 ounces? those little liquor bottle you can buy anywhere, only limit is how many you can fit in the bag.

Plus you always get a great reaction from the TSA droolers when they see how hard you plan to party on the plane.

05-22-2015 , 10:33 AM

#742

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,598

go for the trifecta and rub one out in the bathroom.. ask an attendant for assistance first.

05-22-2015 , 10:37 AM

#743

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,758

Quote:

Originally Posted by thabighurt35

Other trick is you are allowed to bring a ziplock bag full of fluids as long as they are in >3oz containers, you know whats less than 3 ounces? those little liquor bottle you can buy anywhere, only limit is how many you can fit in the bag.

WHAT!

Why was Sammy not informed of this?

05-22-2015 , 10:42 AM

#744

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,598

So Gangsta.

Last edited by Majik19; 05-22-2015 at 10:51 AM. Reason: .

05-22-2015 , 10:46 AM

#745

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 33,566

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

My Gf can fit 2 shot glasses and a bottle of Absinthe + a six pack in her vagina. Problem solved.

I'm sorry that your girlfriend sleeps with fire hydrants.

05-22-2015 , 11:05 AM

#746

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,758

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

I'm sorry that your girlfriend sleeps with fire hydrants.

Are you implying my penis is the same size as a fire hydrant? I think you are. Thx Mr. Fiddle.

Last edited by Sammy2bullets; 05-22-2015 at 11:16 AM. Reason: guess you didn't think that one through, hahaha, or maybe you did?

05-22-2015 , 11:10 AM

#747

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,758

Quote:

Originally Posted by suitedjustice

True or False: the most badass band in the world probably sucks.

My favorite range merge of badass and talent: Ministry. What's yours?

I have seen them both live, Prodigy was ****ing sick on stage. Keith Flint puked on people close to stage. RATM are ****ing cool, love all of their tracks.