In about 6 hours of playing spread between yesterday morning and last night i made $40 into $250 on .25/.50 nl hold em and build my bank roll to $300. i didn't get lucky or catch nuts constantly, i outplayed people. Than tonight in about 1 hour after i cashed out for $150. I started play .50/1.00 nl hold em and got 2 outered on the river 4 different times for pots bigger than $60...4 different times in 1 hour. **** online poker. I don't see how you can keep winning unless you make a huge score in 5/10 and play periodically..........I dont care how many times this has been made, I need to vent, im sick of this ****.

Maybe try playing with more than 1.5 buyins in your bankroll

Oops, forgot, you don't care how many times you'll be making this thread.

have you heard of bankroll management and variance?

You made a mistake in not continuing to martingale. If you'd kept going, instead of cashing out, you'd win more.

i think a durrrr made a thread like this recently in hsnl

that's a good depiction of how i feel at the moment.

What is bankroll management?

"Bankroll management" (sometimes abbreviated to BRM) is where you play at certain limits to avoid losing all of your bankroll due to bad runs of cards, which any poker player must expect from time to time.

This is called "playing within your bankroll". Subsequently, if you play at higher limits where there is too great a chance of losing all of your poker money, you are "playing out of your bankroll".

Why is bankroll management important?

The reason why you should choose your limits carefully in poker is due to the variance. Variance is a term used to describe the "ups and downs" of poker where you fluctuate from having bad runs of cards to good runs of cards, resulting in varying profits and losses.

If you play poker for long enough there are going to be periods of time where you will consistently lose money, not because you are playing badly, but because the cards are not falling your way. This means that if you do not have enough money in your bankroll to absorb these big downswings, it is likely that you will lose it all.

Actually, it sounds like you might still have $40 saved somewhere. Keep playing the 50nl, where you're an established $33/hr winner, and your problem is solved

I should have known better, thanks for the tips and such....will definitely take into consideration next time i plan on moving up the stakes.

obviously until you make $10 more, then cash it out and rub it on your titties

very little bankroll management itt

move to nose bleeds

He said he already cashed out $150.





Guess he's got three tits

OMG, How you can gamble that much money all at once? you're like the biggest degen gambler I've ever heard of.

F the haters dude, durrrr took his $50 and was playing nosebleeds within a week!!!

durrrr took yo mom fo $50

"its impossible to be consistantly profitable on full tilt unless youre playing 5/10 or higher.."


[ ] makes sense

when it comes to poker, dimzrok knows poker

I obv can't read.

Now that's an excellent choice of nipple cover.

i personally use these:

very nice photoshops

maybe we can get this thread started if we can get some more shots of:

1. 3 tits
2. fitties on thriple titties

You should probably get a new deck, I think yours has two 2 in it